*Lou in hospital after suffering a fall from Tammy's treehouse*
Debbie: Baby, you were unconscious. Do remember anything?"
Lou: Uh... I... Fell...
Debbie: Yeah
Lou: I was partially unconscious. So, I could hear things.
Debbie: Thank the Lord. And?
Lou: You took me to the hospital... In an ambulance
Debbie: Ambulance? Lou, there was no ambulance
Lou: But... I heard the siren
Debbie: *sighing* That was Tammy's distressed cry
***
*Constance while at Tammy's, for dinner*
Constance: *sees delicious food* Wow! What the fuck!
Tammy: Language!
Constance: *clueless* Uh... Whom the fuck?
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Debbie: Where are you from?
Lou: Australia
Debbie: What part?
Lou: Part? My whole body is Australian
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*Debbie loses Constance in the crowd*
Debbie: Finally!
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*Tammy walks into Debbie's room*
Tammy: Jesus! Why are you naked?
Debbie: Uh... I don't have any clothes?
Tammy: What do you mean? You have so many
*Tammy walks to the wardrobe and opens it*
Tammy: See, so many. T-shirts, crop tops, bodycon, hi Lou, jeans... Wait
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*Waiting for the lift to descend down*
Rose: I hate lifts
Constance: Why?
Rose: I am claustrophobic
Constance: WHAT! YOU ARE AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS?
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*Debbie TRYING to cook for barbecue night to prove (mostly to Lou) she is good at cooking*
Debbie: *holding a knife* What did you say about my cooking skills?
Lou: That they are non existent, just like your breasts
Debbie: I didn't think you could possibly be any more arrogant and rude
Lou: *pointing at the grill* And I didn't think we could possibly throw store bought brownies on the barbie. So, I guess we are learning new everyday.
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Rose: I'm bisexual and I am confused
Tammy: there is nothing to be confused about your sexuality
Rose: not sexuality. I am just confused all the time. I never know what is going on around
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Tammy: If I had superpowers, I would make sure no one died of hunger
Rose: If I had superpowers, I would make clothes to all people in the world
Debbie: If I had powers, I would change the world
Tammy: For better? That's so selfless of you.
Debbie:
Tammy:
Debbie:
Tammy: Wait, for better right?
Debbie:
Tammy: right?
***
Debbie: Wake up, Lazy ass. The sun's up already
Lou: *half asleep* what do you want me to do? Photosynthesis?
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Debbie: I see you brought me new leather pants
Lou: Well, no. I got me some new pairs. These are mine.
Debbie: mine
Lou:
Debbie: mine
Lou: *sighing* fine. These are yours. Have them
***
Lou: What are you doing?
Constance: Helping Amita find her cookies that I ate an hour ago
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Debbie: How many times do I have to apologise?
Lou: Once would be nice
Debbie: No
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Lou: If I cut my own foot and then throw it at you, would it be called kicking or hitting?
Tammy: You are the reason I go to therapy three times a week
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Constance: *screams*
Daphne: *screams louder to assert dominance*
Tammy: That's it. I'm gonna fucking stop this nonsense.
Lou: Wait, I want to see who'll win, Tammy
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Lou: I would like to phone my best friend
Show host: I haven't even asked the question
Lou: I know. But it's been an hour since I spoke to Debbie
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Lou: I love my bike
Tammy: Okay...?
Lou: I love everything about it. I can ride it, do wheeling, doughnuts, jump, run over anyone, can change its livery...
Tammy: wait, what did you say before livery?
Debbie: *casually filing her nail* she said she can do doughnuts
***
Lou: How petty are you?
Nine: I once edited a Wiki page just to win the argument I was completely wrong about.
***
*Tammy teaching Con rules to Daphne and Rose*
Tammy: Remember the important rule; murder is never the answer.
Lou: Yup. It is the question.
Tammy: Wha-
Lou: And the answer is yes
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*While playing Scrabble*
Tammy: Here, ill. I-L-L
Debbie: I'm adding a T to your ill. There Till, T-I-L-L. Lou, your turn.
Lou: I'm going to add to your Till and the earlier man and rich to spell Trichotillomania.
Debbie: *flips the board*
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Constance: *draws Pentagon on the floor*
Tammy: What are you doing?
Constance: You told to satanise the house.
Tammy: SANITISE. I SAID SANITISE
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Tammy: *frustrated* Guys! Behave! We are all adults.
Nine: Adults? When did that happen?
Constance: And how do we stop it?
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Lou: I do whatever I want. Debbie is not the boss of me
Tammy: I'm calling Debbie
Lou: NO! WAIT!
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Rose: Lou, can you tell me about Debbie?
Lou: She's beauty and she's grace...
Debbie: *walks in, accidentally stumbles and falls flat on ground, face first*
Lou: And falls flat on her face.
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Debbie: I can't find Lou. You know where she is?
Daphne: Wait a minute. *Takes deep breath and yells* DEBBIE IS A BITCH
Lou: *walks out of the garage angrily, holding a wrench* YOU FUCKING CUNT, YOU DARE SPEAK OF MY DEBBIE...
Daphne: *calmly, to Debbie* there she is
***