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SOOJIN
who would reject these
MASTERPIECES???
SOOJIN
now who to chat up first?
☽【❖】☾
JWOOFLR
BAESOO
jwooflr?
BAESOO
i mean it's unusual but i fuck w it
JWOOFLR
my sister picked it
BAESOO
your sister picked your user...
BAESOO
... for a dating hotline...
BAESOO
a KINK hotline...
JWOOFLR
SHE'S SEVEN OKAY?? IT WAS
THIS OR PRETTYJUNGUWU
BAESOO
OKAY SORRY JWOOFLR'S SISTER
ITS A CUTE NAME
JWOOFLR
thank you ☺️💖
BAESOO
so uh ur like really handsome 😳
JWOOFLR
haha you're really pretty 😳
BAESOO
what matches do we have??
JWOOFLR
lol food play
BAESOO
ew i'd attempt to dirty talk you
but you seem too cute
JWOOFLR
looks can be deceiving...
BAESOO
ok then daddy
JWOOFLR
NOOOJSDMS WAIT THAT'S WEIRD
JWOOFLR
i have a friend johnny who asks
his hookups to call him that
BAESOO
so where can i find this johnny
JWOOFLR
bitch WHAT ABOUT ME???
BAESOO
WELL WOULD YOU HOOK
UP WITH ME??
JWOOFLR
UH YES I WOULD
BAESOO
wait fr bro 👉👈
JWOOFLR
of course bro 👉👈
BAESOO
bro bring the whipped cream bro 👉👈
JWOOFLR
bro of course bro 👉👈
BAESOO
bro i gtg someone messaged me but
i'll be back for that date bro 👉👈
JWOOFLR
bro you better bro 👉👈
☽【❖】☾
YUT4D3VIL
YUT4D3VIL
ur hot
BAESOO
ur hotter
YUT4D3VIL
well yeah but wtv
BAESOO
damn your user is so aesthetic
BAESOO
teach me your ways 😍
YUT4D3VIL
if you come to my place, i'll give you
an in person experience
BAESOO
that was smooth i like it
BAESOO
but i already have a date planned later.
whipped cream play > aesthetic sex
YUT4D3VIL
i see
YUT4D3VIL
you do see the devil in my user, right?
BAESOO
yes 😳
YUT4D3VIL
good good
BAESOO
sir you're doing too much i've
got two bitches to be loyal to
YUT4D3VIL
are you turning me down, kitten?
BAESOO
holy
BAESOO
i'm sweating
YUT4D3VIL
you like when i call you kitten, kitty?
BAESOO
helpimsohornyrngoawaysir
BAESOO
i'm supposed to be a loyal hoe
YUT4D3VIL
you can be... to me
BAESOO
are u japanese?
YUT4D3VIL
i am. some call me the osaka prince
BAESOO
i'd call you whatever you want me too
YUT4D3VIL
ur a sub, aren't you?
BAESOO
fuck me
YUT4D3VIL
when and where
BAESOO
i'm getting another message
and i need to calm down and
not whore myself out just yet
YUT4D3VIL
you'll be back won't you, kitten?
BAESOO
🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
☽【❖】☾
FRANKIESTEIN
FRANKIESTEIN
BABY
BAESOO
holy shit you remember me
BAESOO
screaming without the s
FRANKIESTEIN
LMAOOO HOW COULD I
FORGET MY FAVE SUB
BAESOO
oh so i'm yours 😏
FRANKIESTEIN
yeah you're mine.
BAESOO
mami
FRANKIESTEIN
JSJDKDMKDMDKSKD
FRANKIESTEIN
yo why'd that make me 🦋🦋🦋
BAESOO
mami mami mami mamiiiii
FRANKIESTEIN
bout to bust
BAESOO
why'd you message me tho??
miss me already 😈😈
FRANKIESTEIN
know a sakaguchi sakura?
BAESOO
YES????
BAESOO
SHES THE ONE WHO SET ME UP
WITH THIS UNHOLY APP
BAESOO
i'm pretty sure it's full of bots btw. that
YUT4D3VIL guy was too sexy to be real
FRANKIESTEIN
YUT4D3VIL?
FRANKIESTEIN
damn
BAESOO
??? you know him??
FRANKENSTEIN
... SOOO sakura paired with me and she
told me about a friend she convinced to
get the app and it was you
BAESOO
IT WAS ME
FRANKIESTEIN
now i wanted to ask if i could make
a gc with just the three of us
BAESOO
OF COURSE MAMI
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K I N K C H A T
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BAESOO
sakura you dirty whore
SAKISAKI
UM.
BAESOO
WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME WHAT
THIS APP WAS ALL ABOUT???
BAESOO
I DOWNLOADED IT IN PUBLIC
SAKISAKI
WELL THATS YOUR FAULT DUMBASS
THE APP LITERALLY HAS THE WORD
KINK IN IT ARE YOU BLIND??
BAESOO
SHUT UP
FRANKIESTEIN
babies. quiet down.
BAESOO
yes mami
SAKISAKI
yes mami
FRANKIESTEIN
so who have you two talked to so far?
since i've had the app the longest, i'm
considering myself the leader
BAESOO
well so far, i've talked to JWOOFLR and
YUT4D3VIL. lovely people.
SAKISAKI
i was paired with jdaddy 1 and 2.
i can't remember their usernames
BAESOO
how original
SAKISAKI
i didn't wanna ask
FRANKIESTEIN
istg this app has some spying device
BAESOO
why??
FRANKIESTEIN
instead of explaining,
let me just show you...
BAESOO
saku i'm scared
SAKISAKI
hold me bitch
FRANKIESTEIN
lmao dramatic hoes
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um i still don't even know-
also just another note, this book is A JOKE. it's going to be cringy (esp near the beginning) so hard stans bear with me okay <3 it's all for shits and giggles :)