MCU: The Third Maximoff

Spider-Man & Wolverine: No Way Home

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NO ONE'S POV:

Newark, New Jersey

Pat Kiernan: We come with revelations about last week's attack in London. An anonymous source provided this video. It shows Quentin Beck, aka Mysterio, moments before his death. A warning, you may find this video disturbing.

(The video isn't shown but audio is as clear as day.)

Mysterio: I managed to send the Elemental through the dimensional rift, but I don't think I'm gonna make it off this bridge alive. Spider-Man attacked me for some reason. He has an army of weaponized drones, Stark technology, saying he's the only one who's gonna be the new Iron Man, no one else.

EDITH: Are you sure you want to commence the drone attack? There will be significant casualties.

Spider-Man: Do it. Execute them all.

(We hear sounds of drones firing & people screaming.)

Pat Kiernan: This shocking video was released earlier today on the controversial news website, "TheDailyBugle.net."

(We hear J. Jonah Jameson's voice.)

Jameson: There you have it, folks: conclusive proof that Spider-Man was responsible for the brutal murder of Mysterio, an interdimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet and who will no doubt go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time. But that's not all, folks. Here's the real blockbuster. Brace yourselves. You might wanna sit down.

(We hear Beck's voice.)

Beck: Spider-Man's real--Spider-Man's real name is--Spider-Man's real name is Peter Parker!

Natasha: That's not good.

(Y/N): Son of a bitch!

Spider-Man: What the fu--

(A horn blares covering Peter's words as we cut to J. Jonah Jameson on the news screen.)

Jameson: That's right, folks. Peter Parker, a seventeen year old high school delinquent, harboring a homicidal...

(Cut up to Natasha & Y/N.)

Natasha: He sure isn't pulling his punches.

(Y/N): [growls] He's pissing me off.

(MJ is bombarded by people asking her if she's Spider-Man's girlfriend. Peter hops down to help her but he's bombarded by people as well. Resulting in him scooping up MJ & swinging away as J. Jonah Jameson continues to slander his name.)

Jameson: People looked up to this boy and called him a hero. I'll tell you what I call him: Public Enemy Number One!

(Cut back to Natasha & Y/N where he's walking towards the rooftop exit.)

Natasha: Where are you going?

(Y/N): I'm going down there, obviously. He needs his bodyguard.

Natasha: We just saw him swing away with his girlfriend.

(Y/N): [groans] I can track them. It's-

Natasha: That'll take too long and you know it.

(Y/N): Okay. Then what do you suggest?

Natasha: Do you know where he lives?

(Y/N): Yes?

Natasha: Perfect. Let's go.

(Y/N): Oh!

Natasha: You're driving. Since, you know, I don't know where he lives.

(As they were having this conversation, Peter, with MJ in his arms, has been swinging above the subway tracks until they finally reach Peter's place. Cut to Happy & May near the entrance.)

Happy: I just feel so dumb. I didn't realize you were miserable.

May: No, it was really fun, alright? You know, that's why they call it a fling! And we flung.

Happy: It was fun. I could've-

(Y/N & Natasha appear behind Happy.)

(Y/N): Hey, Happy.

Happy: Protégé? Natasha? What are you two doing here?

Natasha: So he does call you that.

(Y/N): Yeah.

Happy: Actually, could you give May and I a second?

May: Oh, you don't have to.

Happy: Please.

(Y/N): Why?

Natasha: They're breaking up.

(Y/N): Aw, Happy...

Happy: How'd you know that?

Natasha: I'm good at that kinda stuff.

(Y/N): Where are my manners? May, this is my wife Natasha. Natasha, this is Peter's Aunt May.

(They shake hands.)

May: It's a pleasure to meet you.

Natasha: Likewise.

(A noise is heard from Peter's room.)

Happy: I should see what that is.

May: No. No, no, no, no. Happy.

Happy: Follow me, protégé.

(Y/N): You've got to stop calling me that.

Natasha: After you, killer.

(Happy walks in followed by Y/N & Natasha.)

Happy: It's what we do.

May: He's always coming and going...

(They make their way to Peter's room.)

MJ: Peter? Oh, God. Peter...

Peter: Oh, no. Oh, no. I don't know what to do!

(Happy opens Peter's door to see Peter in his underwear with MJ & it looks like they're about to...you know.)

Peter: Oh. Oh, no.

Happy: We didn't see anything.

Peter: This isn't what it looks like, Happy.

(Peter notices Y/N & Natasha.)

Peter: (Y/N), I can explain. And I'm sure (Y/N)'s told you I'm not usually like this, Mrs. Maximoff.

(Y/N): Good job, Peter.

*SMACK*

(Natasha smacks her husband in the back of his head.)

(Y/N): [chuckles] Sorry.

Natasha: [sighs] I know you're not. And call me Nat.

May: Just practice safe...

Peter: It's not what it looks like.

(May's about to close the door until she notices MJ.)

May: Oh, hey! You must be MJ!

(MJ & May greet each other.)

Peter: Wait, have you been crying?

Happy: We broke up.

(Y/N): There's plenty of fish in the sea, Happy.

Natasha: Yeah. Chin up.

(Peter closes the window in his room & frantically gets dressed.)

Peter: I didn't know you guys broke up. I thought you were in love, May.

(Y/N): Well, it literally just happened.

Happy: I should probably leave, I think.

(Peter leads May to the living room as MJ, Y/N, Natasha, & Happy follow.)

MJ: Good to see you again, (Y/N). Oh, Black Widow. Your wife. She's pretty.

Natasha: Thank you.

(Peter & May have a brief conversation about sex while MJ, Natasha, & Y/N close all of the surrounding windows. Peter closes the remaining windows.)

Peter: Can you get off your phones for five minutes, I just wanna talk to you about your relationship, okay?

MJ: Peter.

(MJ points to the TV. What's on is the news which is showing the apartment building they're in.)

May: Is that...?

Happy: Is that here?

(Y/N): They sure did get those 'copters in the air fast.

Natasha: No kidding.

(Peter opens a window so May & Happy can see all of the news helicopters & the chaos outside.)

Peter: I mean maybe it's not such a big deal.

(J. Jonah Jameson continues to slander Peter's name & other news stations uncover some things about the London drone attack. Cut to Y/N & Natasha in the apartment across from May's.)

Natasha: There's not a lot stuff in here.

(Y/N): I don't need much, Natasha. A TV, couch, bed...and you of course.

(Natasha kisses Y/N's forehead.)

Natasha: Duh.

(Y/N): Are you sure that you're okay with staying here?

Natasha: Only until this thing blows over with the kid, right?

(Y/N): Right.

Natasha: Then yes. And besides, I've seen how close you and him are. You're one loyal bodyguard.

(Y/N): Heh. Guilty.

Agent Clearly: Federal agents! Open up!

(Y/N): Do we have to let them in?

Natasha: Would you rather have them kick the door down?

(Y/N): No...

(Natasha opens the door for the federal agents.

Agent Clearly: Department of Damage Control. We have a warrant for the arrest of (Y/N) Howlett.

(Natasha looks back at her husband.)

Natasha: Howlett?

(Y/N): I'll tell you later.

Agent Clearly: Mrs. Maximoff, if you could step aside.

Natasha: Hm.

(Natasha begrudgingly steps aside & lets the agents walk into Y/N's apartment. One of the agents points their gun in his face.)

(Y/N): Get that gun out of my face before I shove it up your-

(Cut to a part of Damage Control headquarters where Agent Clearly is interrogating Peter. He finds out from Agent Clearly that Nick Fury has been off-planet for the last year. Agent Clearly also interrogates MJ, Ned, May. Cut to him even interrogating Y/N.)

Agent Clearly: Tell me, Mr. Howlett, why would Spider-Man need a bodyguard?

(Y/N): Listen, I was hired to do a job. That's all it is. I don't get paid to ask questions.

Agent Clearly: I see, I see. Do you want to know what I think?

(Y/N): Do I have a choice?

Agent Clearly: No, you don't. What I think is (Y/N) Howlett isn't your real name and you're actually (Y/N) Maximoff. Better known as the Wolverine.

(Y/N): I'm honored that you think I'm him, I hear he's a great guy.

Agent Clearly: Seriously? Natasha Maximoff was in the apartment with you.

(Y/N): So?

Agent Clearly: She's married to the Wolverine.

(Y/N): That's news to me.

Agent Clearly: [sighs] Let's say you're not (Y/N) Maximoff...

(Y/N): I'm not.

Agent Clearly: Then you wouldn't mind if I take crack at Mrs. Maximoff, wouldn't you?

(Y/N): *annoyed* You said it yourself, she's married.

Agent Clearly: Hmm, yeah. Maybe she can hook me up with Wanda Maximoff.

(Y/N): Excuse me?

Agent Clearly: Since the Vision is dead she's probably desperate, right?

(Y/N): Hey, bub.

Agent Clearly: Yes?

(Y/N): I know what you're doing. Rallying me up. And good job, it worked. So, I'll tell you this; if I hear you say one more thing about my wife, my sister, or I find out that you did something to Peter...I'll slaughter every agent here.

Agent Clearly: Now, Mr. Maximoff. I don't think you'd want to add assaulting an officer of the  law or, even worse, murder along with being Spider-Man's personal muscle to your charges.

(Y/N): I'm considering it.

(Cut to Happy, May, Peter, & Y/N in the Parker residence with their lawyer as we find out that federal agents are launching an investigation into the missing Stark technology.)

Lawyer: That's great. Thank you. Well, I have some good news, Peter. I don't believe any of the charges against you are gonna stick.

(Y/N): Sweet.

Happy: Wait, seriously?

May: Oh, I knew it.

Peter: Oh, my God, Mr. Murdock. Thank you.

Mr. Murdock: Same goes for you, (Y/N).

(Y/N): Even better.

Mr. Murdock: Though, I advise you not to threaten any more officers of law in the future.

(Y/N): I'll try, counselor.

May: Thank you, Matt.

Happy: That's amazing.

Mr. Murdock: Well, perfect. However...Mister Hogan.

Happy: Yes?

Mr. Murdock: The feds are actively investigating the missing technology. I understand you're loyalty to Mr. Stark and his legacy, but if you were involved...

Happy: If I was involved?

Mr. Murdock: I might secure a lawyer.

Happy: I need a lawyer because I'm un...I'm under inves...I thought, you said, there's no charge. I could stay under advisement of counsel, I refuse to answer the question respectfully because I...the answer could incriminate me.

(Happy starts freaking out & mentions something from the movie Goodfellas but May's able to calm him down.)

Mr. Murdock: You're gonna need a really good lawyer. Peter, you may have dodged your legal troubles, but things will get much worse. There is still the court of public opinion.

(A brick is thrown a window but somehow, Mr. Murdock catches it with his back turned.)

Peter: How did you just do that?

(Y/N): Something tells me you're more than just a lawyer, bub.

May: We're gonna need a safer place to live.

(Peter & May move into Happy's apartment. Some time later, Peter & MJ are facetiming.)

Peter: You like sports.

MJ: I think the Mets are gonna go all the way this year.

Peter: Really?

[SNORING]

MJ: What's that noise?

Peter: Oh. That's...that's Happy. Look.

(Peter moves his phone so MJ can see Happy sleeping in a chair.)

Peter: [whispers] He gave his room to May, so he's sleeping down here.

MJ: And let me guess, (Y/N)'s sleeping next to you?

Peter: What? [chuckles] No.

MJ: Where is he then?

Peter: I actually don't know. But I have a feeling he's not too far behind.

(Cut to Y/N & Natasha laying in bed together, in the apartment directly below Happy's.)

(Y/N): [yawns]

Natasha: Can I ask you something?

(Y/N): Shoot.

Natasha: Should I be jealous of the kid?

(Y/N): [chuckles]

Natasha: I only ask because I haven't seen you devote yourself to someone this much other than me.

(Y/N): Uh, well-

Natasha: Relax. I just love seeing you flustered.

(Y/N): Figured.

Natasha: Liar.

(Y/N kisses his wife to shut her up.)

Midtown High

(Cut to Midtown High where a bunch of people are crowded around the entrance. We go to Betty Brant for more.)

Betty: Hello. We're covering the first day of senior year for Midtown High's most famous student, Peter Parker! Go get 'em, Tiger! Or should I say, Spider?

(Pan over to Peter & MJ walking next to each other & holding each other's hands with Ned & Y/N, who's in full bodyguard attire, walking behind them. Ned tells some of the crowd to back off.)

Crowd Member: Who are you?

Ned: I'm Ned Leeds. I'm Spider-Man's...

(Flash cuts in.)

Flash: Peter Parker's best friend. You come at my boy? You come at Flash Thompson. You wanna read about our inspiring friendship?

(He pulls out a book.)

Flash: You can now from my new book, Flashpoint. One spider, two hearts, a million crazy-ass memories. Check it out.

(Y/N snatches the book out of Flash's hands.)

Flash: Hey!

(Flash realizes who snatched the book from him.)

Flash: Oh. Wolverine...

(Y/N looks at the book, places his fist against the cover, &...)

*SKINT*

(Stabs three of his claws through Flashpoint. He retracts his claws, letting the book hit the ground.)

Flash: Not a fan, huh?

(Y/N): [growls]

(Peter, MJ, & Y/N walk to the school's steps where they're stopped by some security waving a metal detector in front of them. They let Peter through & Y/N after he tells them he has an...)

(Y/N): Artificial hip.

(They leave MJ behind due to the security's pestering. Cut to the duo inside of Midtown High.)

Betty: Keep watching Midtown News all year as we bring you up close and personal coverage of Peter fighting his biggest battle yet: college admissions.

(Y/N): Don't worry, Peter. I've got your back.

Peter: I know.

(They're met by Coach Wilson, Mr. Dell, & Mr. Harrington.)

Mr. Dell: Peter. We would love to...Welcome you back...To Midtown High. Where we shape heroes.

(Mr. Harrington shows off a shrine of Peter/Spider-Man.)

Coach Wilson: Or murderers.

(Y/N): [sighs]

Mr. Harrington: Stop it. It's an honor to serve you...Sir.

Coach Wilson: Mysterio was right.

(Y/N): I'm sure he's worried about what a high school gym teacher thinks about him.

Coach Wilson: Don't get me started on you, Wolverine-

(After talking to them, Peter heads through the sea of students with Y/N who's trying his best to clear a path.)

(Y/N's thoughts): I could scare them with my claws but then again they'd just take even more selfies.

(Y/N): Don't you all have classes you should be in?

(Cut to Peter & MJ laying down on the school's rooftop with Y/N standing behind them in the background.)

Peter: Can we just like, stay up here all day? It is so crazy down there.

(MJ's reading from a newspaper.)

MJ: Wait, this one's good. Some suggest that Parker's powers include the male spider's ability to hypnotize females. Which he used to seduce Jones-Watson into his cult of personality.

(Y/N): Who writes this stuff?

Peter: Stop! Stop.

MJ: Yes, my Spider-Lord.

Peter: [chuckles]

(They're about to kiss but before their lips meet, Ned arrives.)

Ned: Finally. Some privacy. Am I right, (Y/N)?

(Y/N): Sure, Ned.

(Ned, Peter, & MJ talk about getting into MIT together & even their backup schools just in case so they can all be in Boston together. MJ tells them that "if you expect disappointment, then you can never really get disappointed" but Peter reassures her that it'll be a fresh start. A quick montage is shown of Peter getting letters from his backup schools but they don't accept him. Finally, he gets the letter from MIT so he meets up with Ned & MJ at the donut shop she's working at so they can open their letters together. They open their letters to read that not one of them got into MIT due to the recent controversy; they are unable to consider their applications at this time. MJ rips her letter to pieces & gets back to work. Ned does the same with his letter but quickly realizes that he should show it to his parents. While Peter is staring intently at a small wizard head which gives him an idea. Cut to Peter & Y/N walking towards the Sanctum Sanctorum.)

Peter: I appreciate you coming with me, (Y/N).

(Y/N): My pleasure. Really.

Peter: So, Natasha's okay with this?

(Y/N): She actually left before I had the chance to tell her. Something about house hunting with her sister.

Peter: Natasha has a sister? What's she like?

(Y/N): Extremely annoying.

Peter: That sucks.

(Y/N): She does have her moments, though.

(They walk up to the doors & just as Peter's about to ring the doorbell, the doors open for them revealing a bunch of snow & two people shoveling said snow into buckets.)

(Y/N): Huh.

Peter: Hi.

(Peter gets the attention of the two people shoveling snow.)

Peter: I'm...

(Wong comes out of a portal.)

Wong: The most brainless person in the world. I know. Wong. Try not to slip. We don't have liability insurance. Actually, (Y/N), go ahead and slip. You'd just heal.

(Y/N): I'll watch my step anyway.

(Peter starts walking forward & Y/N follows him.)

Peter: Is all this for a holiday party?

Wong: No. One of the rotunda gateways connects to Siberia. Blizzard blasted through.

(Strange floats down.)

Strange: Because someone forgot to cast a maintenance spell to keep the seals tight.

Wong: That's right. He did. Because he forgot I have higher duties.

Strange: Higher duties?

Wong: The Sorcerer Supreme has higher duties, yes.

Peter: Wait, I thought you were the Sorcerer Supreme?

(Y/N): Yeah.

Strange: No. He got it on a technicality 'cause I blipped for five years.

(Y/N): I guess that makes sense.

Peter: Oh. Well, congratulations.

Strange: If I'd been here, then I'd...

Wong: Burned the place down.

(Wong goes over to the two people shoveling.)

Strange: So, Peter, (Y/N)...To what do I owe the pleasure?

(Strange starts walking prompting Peter & Y/N to follow him.)

Peter: Right. Umm...We're really sorry to bother you, sir, but...

Strange: Please. We saved half the universe together.

(He lights the fireplace.)

Strange: I think we're beyond calling me sir. Don't you think, (Y/N)?

(Y/N): He does bring up a good point.

Peter: Okay, uhh...Stephen.

Strange: That feels weird, but I'll allow it.

Peter: When...When Mysterio revealed my identity...My entire life got screwed up, and...I was wondering, I mean, I don't even know if this would actually work, but I was wondering if...Maybe you could go back in time and make it so that he never did?

Strange: Peter...we tampered with the stability of space-time to resurrect countless lives. You wanna do it again now just because yours got messy?

(Y/N): Well, when you put it that way...

Peter: This isn't...it's not about me. I mean, this is really hurting a lot of people. My...My Aunt May, Happy, (Y/N)...My best friend, my girlfriend, their futures are ruined just because they know me, and...They've done nothing wrong.

Strange: I am so sorry, but even I wanted to...I don't have the Time Stone anymore.

Peter: That's right.

(Y/N): Ah.

Peter: I'm really sorry if we wasted your time.

Strange: You didn't...

Peter: Just forget about it. (Y/N), let's go.

(Y/N): Nice seeing you, Strange.

(Wong puts on a jacket.)

Wong: He will. He's really good at forgetting things.

Strange: Wong. You've actually generated a good idea.

Wong: What?

Strange: The runes of Cafkal.

Peter: The runes of Cafkal.

(Y/N): What are those?

Strange: Oh, it's just a standard spell of forgetting. Won't turn back time, but at least people will forget that you were ever Spider-Man.

Peter: Seriously?

Wong: No. Not seriously. That spell travels the dark borders between known and unknown reality.

(Y/N): Is it weird that I want him to cast the spell even more now?

Peter: Kinda. Yeah.

Wong: It's too dangerous.

Strange: God, we've used it for a lot less. Do you remember the full moon party in Kamar-Taj?

Wong: No.

Strange: Exactly.

(Wong looks at Peter then back at Strange.)

Strange: Come on, Wong. Hasn't he been through enough?

Wong: Just leave me out of this.

(He walks into a portal.)

Strange: Fine.

Wong: Fine.

(The portal closes. Cut to Strange, Peter, & Y/N downstairs.)

Peter: So what is this place?

(Strange is preparing the spell.)

Strange: The Sanctum's built at the intersection of cosmic energy currents. We were the first to seek them out. Some of these walls are thousands of years old. And they shot an episode of Equalizer here in the 80's.

(Y/N): What was the episode called?

Peter: Well, I, umm...really appreciate you doing this for me, sir.

Strange: Don't mention it. And don't call me sir.

Peter: Right. Sorry.

Strange: You ready?

Peter: I'm ready.

(Y/N): Let's get this show on the road.

Strange: Nice knowing you, Spider-Man.

(He starts the spell.)

Peter: Wait, excuse me?

Strange: The entire world is about to forget that Peter Parker is Spider-Man. Including me.

Peter: Everyone? Can some people still know?

Strange: That's not how the spell works.

(Y/N): We probably should've hashed this out before we got down here.

Strange: Very difficult and dangerous to change it mid-casting.

Peter: So my girlfriend is just gonna forget everything we've been through? I mean, is she gonna be my girlfriend?

Strange: That depends. Was she your girlfriend just because you're Spider-Man, or...

Peter: I don't know. I really hope not.

(Y/N): Let's say no.

Strange: Alright, fine.

(He changes the spell.)

Strange: Everyone in the world is gonna forget you're Spider-Man, except your girlfriend.

Peter: Thank you so much...Oh, my God. Ned.

(Y/N): Peter...

Peter: Ned!

Strange: What is a Ned?

Peter: He's my best friend so it's really important to me that Ned knows.

(He changes the spell again.)

Strange: Okay. Let's not change the parameters of the spell anymore while I'm casting it.

Peter: Okay, I'm done. I swear I'm done. Oh, (Y/N)! You're like a brother to me so you can't forget.

(Y/N): That warms my heart.

Peter: Also my Aunt May should really know.

Strange: Peter, stop tampering with the spell.

Peter: Once she found out that I was Spider-Man, it was really messy, and I don't think I can go through with that again. So, my Aunt May and (Y/N)?

Strange: Yes!

Peter: Oh, thank you. Happy?

Strange: No. I am annoyed.

Peter: No, it's a nickname. Harold "Happy" Hogan.

(Y/N): Does he really have to remember?

Peter: He used to work for Tony Stark...

Strange: Stop talking.

(He loses control of the spell as it lifts them all up.)

Peter: Basically, everyone who knew that I was Spider-Man before, should still know.

(Y/N): That really should've been the first thing you said!

(Imagine Y/N behind Peter.)

(Strange gets control of the spell.)

Peter: Did it work?

Strange: No.

(Y/N): Was worth a shot.

Strange: You changed my spell seven times.

Peter: Six times.

Strange: You changed my spell. You don't do that. I told you, and that is why.

(He points at a glowing crystal.)

Strange: That spell was completely out of control. If I hadn't shut it down, something catastrophic could've happened.

Peter: Stephen, listen, I am so sorry...

Strange: Call me sir.

Peter: Sorry, sir.

Strange: You know, after everything we've been through together, somehow I always forget...You're just a kid. Seems like I'm not the only one.

(He looks at Y/N.)

(Y/N): [sighs] You're right.

Strange: Look, part of the problem, it's not Mysterio. It's you. Trying to live two different lives. And the longer you do that, the more dangerous it becomes. Believe me. I'm so sorry about you and your friends not getting into college, but if they rejected you, and...you try to convince them to reconsider, there is nothing else you can do.

Peter: When you say "convince them", you mean like, I could've called them?

Strange: Yeah.

Peter: I can do that?

(Y/N): [groans] Jesus...

Strange: You haven't called?

Peter: Well, I mean, I got their letter, and I assumed that...

(Strange moves the crystal away.)

Strange: I'm sorry, but are you telling me that you didn't even think to plead your case with them first, before you asked me to brainwash the entire world?

Peter: I mean, when you put it like that, then...

(Cut to Peter & Y/N standing in front of the Sanctum's doors being closed on them. Peter calls Flash who eventually tells Peter that the person he should talk to about getting Ned & MJ into MIT is the assistant vice chancellor who's on her way to the airport. Cut to Peter, in his Iron Spider suit, swinging onto a freeway with Y/N on his back.)

(Y/N): Ugh...Never doing that again.

Spider-Man: Sorry but wasn't this faster than you running to catch up to me?

(Y/N): Yeah, yeah.

(Peter & Y/N acknowledge the news helicopter behind, they drop down onto the freeway, Peter changes back into a normal suit, & the duo start searching for the assistant vice chancellor. After walking a couple steps, they find her car.)

Peter: Okay.

(Y/N): You've got this.

(Peter knocks on her window & she rolls it down.)

Chancellor: Yeah.

Peter: Hi. I'm Peter Parker...

Chancellor: You do know you're in the street, right?

(Y/N): Really, lady?

Peter: (Y/N), please. Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. I just, I really needed to talk to you, I know you're on your way to the airport...MJ Watson and Ned Leeds are two of the smartest people I've ever met in my entire life, and I'm the dumbest person, because...I let them help me, but if I didn't let them help me, then millions of people would've died, so please...Don't let MIT be dumb like me.

Chancellor: MIT is dumb?

(Y/N): In this circumstance, yes.

Chancellor: He's not helping your case.

Peter: I'm saying don't let MIT be dumb. I mean, like the...the dumber version of me that wouldn't have let them help.

Chancellor: You didn't rehearse that, did you, Peter?

(Y/N): That obvious, huh?

Peter: Basically, what I'm trying to...

(Peter senses something & hopes onto her car.)

(Y/N): What's up, Peter?

(People run by them as the cars in front of them pop up as something's hitting them from below causing Peter to suit up.)

(Y/N): All right.

Spider-Man: Oh, my God. Ma'am? You should get out of the car. Everybody get off the bridge!

(The driver inadvertently locks her in the car as the person responsible for the chaos reveals himself.)

Spider-Man: Hi. Have we...Do I know you?

Wolverine: He knows you.

Doc Ock: What have you done with my machine?

Spider-Man: Your ma...I don't know what you're talking about. What machine?

Doc Ock: The power of the sun, in the palm of my hand. It's gone.

(Y/N): Hey, tentacles. If you could just lower yourself back down to our level, maybe-

Doc Ock: So, you've gotten yourself a partner? Smart.

Spider-Man: Listen, sir. If you stop smashing cars, we could work together and we can help you find your machine.

(Y/N): I was getting there.

Doc Ock: You wanna play games?

(Doc Ock pierces through some cars with his metal tentacles & throws them at Peter & Y/N.)

Doc Ock: Catch!

(Peter's able to dodge some of the cars & hops onto one. He's even able to save the family in thrown car. Y/N on the other hand...)

(Y/N): Oh, come on-

*SMASH*

(Is smashed by one of the thrown cars. As Peter tells the family he just saved to get out of here, Doc Ock wraps him up with one of his tentacles.)

Doc Ock: You think your fancy new suit's gonna save you?

(Doc Ock throws Peter across the bridge & lands in a UPS truck.)

Doc Ock: I should've killed your little girlfriend when I had the chance.

(Peter, using his metal spider legs, rises from the UPS truck.)

Spider-Man: What did you just say?

(Some ruffling is heard behind Doc Ock so he looks behind him to see Y/N, with all six of his claws out, clawing his way through the car on top of him.)

(Y/N): All right. Let's try this again.

Doc Ock: Looks like we got competition.

(Peter & Y/N close in on Doc Ock. Peter & Doc Ock's arm tangle with each other as Y/N maneuvers his way to get close enough with his claws. But once he does, one of Doc's lower  two tentacles engages in combat with Y/N.)

Chancellor: Peter! Help!

Spider-Man: (Y/N)!

(Y/N): [groans] I'm on it!

(Y/N runs over to the tilting car the chancellor is in & holds it by it's back bumper.)

(Y/N): [strained] I've got ya...

Chancellor: Pull me up please!

(Y/N): Just...give me a second...

(Peter starts making his way towards them as Doc Ock gives chase.)

Spider-Man: Don't worry, I'm coming!

(The car begins to fall over.)

Chancellor: Peter!

(Y/N): Shit!

(As the car & Y/N are in the air; Peter comes in & is able to web the car to the bridge. Letting Y/N be able to pull himself up onto the car.)

(Y/N): [sighs] Good job.

Spider-Man: Just take a deep breath. Are you okay? (Y/N)?

Chancellor: No!

(Y/N): Peachy.

(Doc Ock reappears & is able to wrap both Y/N & Peter with his metal tentacles. Doc even rips a piece of Peter's suit off. Which spreads to his tentacles.)

Doc Ock: Nanotechnology. You've outdone yourself, Peter. I underestimated you. Especially your partner here.

(Doc stares at Y/N's claws.)

Doc Ock: Tell me, what are your claws made of?

(Y/N): I ain't tellin' you shit, bub.

Doc Ock: Hm. Now, he dies.

(Y/N): No!

(Doc stabs Peter in the chest with one of his tentacles but part of the suit covering Peter's face moves to his chest...)

(Y/N): [sighs of relief]

(Revealing his face to Doc Ock.)

Doc Ock: You're not Peter Parker.

(Y/N): Have you been living under a rock or...?

Peter: I am so confused right now.

(Peter is able to take control of Doc's tentacles due to them being now part of his suit. He's now able to control the tentacles into lifting the chancellor's car back up the bridge, unwrap himself & Y/N, & get them back on to the bridge. The chancellor even tells Peter that she's going to talk to the council about him & his friends.)

Chancellor: And if you keep your noses clean, maybe you'll get a fair shot.

(Y/N): Considering he just saved your life; I'd say they're shoo-ins.

Peter: Wishful thinking, (Y/N).

(They turn their attention back to Doc Ock who swings at them.)

Peter: Until you stop trying to kill me, I'm in control, buddy. Of this whole tentacle situation you got going on here.

(Y/N): It'd be a real shame if someone were to cut them off.

Peter: I'm sure you'd prefer it not come to that, okay? Now, who are you? What is going on...

(Peter senses something as an explosion goes off causing Peter to suit up & Y/N getting ready to pop his claws again. Smoke arises, but out of the smoke, someone appears...)

Doc Ock: Osborn?

(Y/N): A friend of yours?

(The man on the glider, flies straight for them but before he reaches them, they're transported away to where Strange casted the spell. Doc's nowhere to be found but Y/N & Peter are walking around slowly.)

Peter: Doctor...

(A monster scares them.)

Peter: Ah!

(Y/N): What the--?!

(Doc's shown putting against a see through light blue wall. Strange touches Y/N & Peter's shoulder.)

Strange: Be careful what you wish for, Peter. Your job's going to get a lot harder, (Y/N).

Doc Ock: Let me out of here!

Peter: Can you please explain to us what is going on?

Strange: That spell you botched-

(Y/N): You were the one casting it, so...

Strange: [groans] while the other adult did nothing whatsoever to shut you up, where you wanted everyone to forget that Peter Parker is Spider-Man, it started pulling in everyone who knows Peter Parker is Spider-Man, from every universe.

(Y/N): That's a lot to take in.

Peter: "From every universe"?

Doc Ock: Who are you? Where am I?
Strange: I think it's better if we don't engage with him because, frankly, the Multiverse is a concept about which we know frighteningly little.

Peter: The multiverse is real?

(Y/N): [chuckles dryly]

Strange: This shouldn't even be possible.

Peter: But I thought you stopped the spell?

Strange: No, I contained it, but it would appear that a few of them squeaked through. After you two left, I detected an otherworldly presence. I pursued it into the sewers, where I found that slimy, green, son of a gun.

(Peter & Y/N look over to get a better look at the monster.)

(Y/N): Reptile...?

Doc Ock: Spell? As in magic? What is this, a birthday party? Who is this clown? What is this madness?

Strange: Watch this. Do you know a Peter Parker who is Spider-Man?

Doc Ock: Yes.

(Strange points at Peter.)

Strange: Is that him?

Doc Ock: No.

Strange: See?

(Y/N): In this multiverse, are there other Wolverines?

Strange: Probably but that's not important right now.

(Y/N): Other Wolverines, huh?

Strange: Okay, here's what we gotta do. I don't know how many of these visitors we got...

Peter: We saw another one.

(Y/N): On the bridge.

Peter: He was like a flying green elf.

(Y/N): I don't think that fits.

Strange: Fits for now. He sounds jolly. Why don't you start with him? I need you to capture them and bring them here, while I figure out how to get them back. I'm assuming you'll be coming with him, (Y/N). Assist him the best you can before they destroy the fabric of reality, or worse.

(Y/N): What can be worse than that?

Strange: Wong finds out.

Peter: Uhh, Doctor Strange?

Strange: What?

Peter: My friends and I just got a second chance at getting into MIT and if the school sees me fighting these crazy monsters then-

Doc Ock: Hey, watch your mouth!

Peter: I'm sorry.

(Y/N): Don't apologize to the villain.

Strange: You're seriously still talking about college?

(Strange gives Peter a magical upgrade to his suit.)

Strange: One shot, send them to me and move on. You're welcome. Get to work.

Peter: Sir?

Strange: [sighs] Now what?

Peter: I know this is my mess, and I swear to you that I'll fix it, but I'm gonna need some help. It's not like I don't appreciate your help, (Y/N). And I'm still going to need it.

(Y/N): I know what you meant, Peter.

(Ned & MJ arrive at the Sanctum Sanctorum to help Peter & Y/N.)

Ned: So, how did the bad guys get here?

Strange: He screwed up a spell trying to get you into college.

(Y/N): So much for sugar-coating it.

MJ: Wait, what? I thought it was a magic laser?

Ned: You did it with magic?

Peter: No, that was after. Let's just focus on the good news, okay?

Strange: No, let's just focus on the bad news. As of now, you have detected zero multiversal trespassers, so...Get on your phones, have Y/N sniff them out, scour the internet, and...Scooby-Doo this shit!

MJ: [chuckles] You're telling us what to do, even though it was your spell that got screwed up. Meaning that all of this is kind of your mess. You know, I know a couple of magic words myself, starting with the word 'please'.

(The quartet look up at Strange.)

Strange: Please, Scooby-Doo this shit. You can work in the undercroft.

Ned: The undercroft?

The Undercroft

(The enter the undercroft. Ned turns on the lights.)

Ned: Badass.

(Y/N): Hm.

Peter: Guys, listen. About this whole spell thing...

MJ: It's totally okay.

Peter: Wait, really?

MJ: Yeah. I mean, I get it. You were...just trying to fix things...And so...Maybe just run it by us next time, you know? That way, when you're thinking, "Hey, I'm about to do something that could...break the universe," we could like, help you. Workshop something, or...brainstorm ideas.

Peter: Deal.

(Y/N): You know, you're a lot like Natasha.

MJ: That...means a lot. Thanks, (Y/N).

(Y/N): You should marry her.

Peter: Whoa. [chuckles awkwardly] Ned?

Ned: Oh, dude. I don't care. And seriously, not a big deal.

(They walk towards the crypt as MJ summarizes the plan.)

MJ: And when we get into MIT, round of stale donuts, my treat.

(Y/N): I'm going to hold you to that.

Ned: Let's catch some multiverse men.

Doc Ock: Hey! Who the hell are these two?

Peter: These are my friends. This is MJ and this is Ned. Oh, and this is (Y/N). He was on the bridge with me.

Ned: Hello.

(Y/N): Hey.

Peter: I'm sorry, what was your name again?

Doc Ock: Dr. Otto Octavius.

(They all laugh at hearing his name except for Y/N.)

(Y/N): I've heard funnier names.

Peter: Wait, no seriously, what's your actual name?

(Ned notices the monster.)

Ned: Oh, is that a dinosaur?

(They do various things around the undercroft. MJ even finds the "Just For Men" Strange uses.)

MJ: Hey, (Y/N)?

(Y/N): What?

MJ: Do you use "Just For Men"?

(Y/N): No! I'm not that old.

(Peter is on the phone with May when Ned finds one of the people they're looking for.)

Ned: I mean, you can take the guy out of the chair but you can't take the chair out of the guy.

Peter: What'd you find?

Ned: There's a...disturbance near a military research facility outside of the city. And witnesses say they saw a monster flying through the air.

Peter: That has to be the guy we saw on the bridge, right?

(Y/N): Has to be.

Otto: That's impossible.

Peter: You know him, don't you? On the bridge, you said his name.

Otto: Norman Osborn. Brilliant scientist. Military researcher. But he was greedy. Misguided.

Peter: What happened to him?

Otto: We tire of your questions, boy!

Peter: Okay...

(Y/N): Geez.

Peter: We gotta go. Where are we going?

Otto: It can't be him.

MJ: Why?

Otto: Because Norman Osborn died years ago. So either we saw someone else, or you're flying into the darkness, to fight a ghost.

(Y/N): Or he can heal like me?

Peter:  I don't think that's the case.

(Cut to Peter, wearing his suit inside out, swinging along power lines as the camera pans down to Y/N, wearing his Wolverine suit, running slightly behind Peter as he swings. He has his phone on his chest which is facetiming MJ & Ned.)

MJ: Keep an eye out on those trees, we don't really know where this guy is. I really don't know how you do this without throwing up.

(Peter swings down to the ground as Y/N catches up with him.)

Wolverine: I just realized something.

Spider-Man: What?

Wolverine: We kinda match.

(Peter looks at Y/N's suit the best he can due to it being dark.)

Spider-Man: Yeah, we do. I've been meaning to ask you about that suit. Yellow's more your color.

Wolverine: Thanks. My sister made it.

Ned: That's nice.

Spider-Man: Did you guys see that?

MJ: No.

Ned: It's, it's really dark.

Wolverine: [sniffs]

(Some sand sneaks behind them.)

(Imagine Y/N behind Peter.)

MJ: What's happening?

Ned: Peter, what is it?

MJ: Are you getting the tingle thing? Is the tingle thing happening? Is your tingle tingling?

Wolverine: Really have to come up with a better name for that.

(Y/N & Peter turn to face the person responsible for the light.)

Wolverine: Explains the light.

Spider-Man: Are you guys seeing this?

MJ: Yeah.

Ned: Osborn?

Spider-Man: No. He was green. This guy's blue. You wouldn't be from another universe, would you?

MJ: What's he doing?

Spider-Man: I don't know. Looks like he's charging.

*SLOW SKINT*

(Y/N slowly pops his claws.)

MJ: I don't like this. Just web him.

(Peter shoots a web at the blue electric person but it goes through him & it hits a tree. Sending the tree to the crypt. The blue person fires electricity at Peter & Y/N. Peter's able to swing away from the electricity & Y/N narrowly dodges it. Ned & MJ give Peter directions which don't help him at all. Some electricity knocks Peter out of the air, disabling the phone on his chest. Some electricity hits near Y/N, sending it across the ground, landing next to Peter.)

Wolverine: [groans]

Spider-Man: Having a tough time, too, huh?

(Some electricity is headed straight towards them.)

Wolverine: Okay.

(Y/N stands in front of Peter with his back turned to the oncoming electricity, prepared to take it full on so it doesn't hit Peter. Just before it hits, a wall of sand blocks it & a head forms out of the sand wall.)

Flint: Peter, it's me. Flint Marko. You remember?

Wolverine: Thanks for the save.

Spider-Man: I'm Peter, but I'm not your Peter.

Flint: What do you mean you're not my Peter? What the hell is going on?

Spider-Man: I'll explain everything, but first can you help us stop this guy?

Flint: Okay.

Spider-Man: You try to surround him, I'll pull the plug, and (Y/N)'ll cut the power. All right, let's go.

(Flint surrounds him in a sand vortex, Peter is webbing  power lines, & Y/N is cutting down the towers.)

Flint: I can't hold him much longer.

Wolverine: Don't want to rush ya, but...

Spider-Man: I got him. I got it.

(Peter finally webs the surrounding power lines & begins pulling them & thanks to Y/N cutting the towers, the power goes out. Peter unmasks, regroups with Flint & Y/N.)

Flint: Different Peter. Weird.

Peter: Thanks.

(Y/N): It's a sand...man.

(Peter attempts to high five Flint but his hand goes through because Flint's is sand.)

Peter: Sorry.

Flint: Don't worry about it.

(Y/N): [chuckles]

(After the power goes out, the electric person seems to be back to normal.)

???: I got my body back.

Peter: Hey, umm...

Peter: This is gonna sound really crazy, but, uh, this isn't your universe.

???: Another universe?

Flint: What?

(Y/N): You'll get used to it. Hopefully.

???: That's what I was feeling. The power. It's different. I like it.

(His eyes glow.)

Flint: Easy, buddy.

(Y/N): Why don't you calm down a bit.
Peter: It's actually my fault that you're here.

???: Like the universe? Or the woods? I hate the woods.

Peter: I meant the universe, sir.

???: So what? You guys just gonna stand there and act like I ain't butt-ass naked?

Flint: I am.

(Y/N): Been going just fine so far.

Peter: Uhh, no, no...

(Peter sends him to the crypt wearing an electrical worker uniform.)

Flint: What was that? What did you just do to him?

Peter: No, no, no. It's okay.

Flint: Did you kill him?

(Y/N): Do you see a body, bub?

(Flint starts getting bigger.)

Peter: Whoa, listen, I can explain everything. You just have to trust me, please.

Flint: I don't trust. I don't know you.

(Y/N): I'm really about to fight sand.

(Before Flint can strike Peter or Y/N, he's sent to the crypt. Where he and the other villains all have a conversation where we learn their origin, that the monster--lizard is Dr. Curt Connors, & the electric man's name is Max. Also, apparently Max used to have bad teeth, glasses, & a comb-over. MJ tells them that they're basically in a wizard's dungeon. Peter calls MJ to ask if those guys came through yet.)

Peter: There should be an electric guy and a sand guy.

(Y/N): A sandman.

Peter: What's the difference?

MJ: Yeah. They're here and locked up.
Peter: Perfect. (Y/N) and I are gonna stay here for a bit, and try to fix some of this damage so they don't blame it on me again.

(Y/N): Smart.

MJ: Okay.

Peter: Hey, I...I couldn't do any of this without you, so...Thank you.

(Y/N): Adorable.

MJ: Yeah, of course.

Ned: Hey, ask him if this is like a tree monster, or like a scientist that turned into a tree.

Max: It's a tree, man. Just a tree.

(Cut to Norman Osborn in an alley who's hiding his glider & talking to his inner demon. He smashes his goblin mask & runs off. Cut to Peter & Y/N after fixing the power lines & towers. May calls Peter & tells him that one of the guys he's looking for just walked into the shelter. They run into the shelter where they see Norman Osborn & May sitting together. Peter, seeing the situation, tells Y/N to head back to the Sanctum Sanctorum. Cut to Y/N walking his way back.)

(Y/N): Can't believe that's the same guy we saw on the bridge.

(He gets a phone call & answers it.)

Natasha: Hey, killer.

(Y/N): What's up, Natasha?

Natasha: Oh, nothing much. Just checking in. How're things going with Peter?

(Y/N): They're...fine.

Natasha: "Fine"?

(Y/N): Okay, it wasn't fine at first but now it is.

Natasha: Sounds like I should come back.

(Y/N): What? No. Peter, MJ, Ned, and I have things under control.

Natasha: His best friend and girlfriend are helping? Now it really sounds like I should come back.

(Y/N): I wouldn't want to impede on your "sister time". How is house hunting going anyway?

Natasha: Difficult. Mostly because Yelena's being picky.

(Y/N): I'm not surprised.

Natasha: She asked about you.

(Y/N): Really?

Natasha: She asked "How's your dog?"

(Y/N): [groans]

Natasha: [chuckles] All right. Well, I guess I'll go then. You'd tell me to come back if you really needed me, right?

(Y/N): Of course.

Natasha: Good. Bye, killer. Love you.

(Y/N): Love you too.

(He hangs up.)

(Y/N): [sighs] This'll all be over soon. Peter's getting Osborn and the rest are in the crypt. I should be back with Natasha in no time.

(Back in the shelter with Peter, May, & Osborn we learn that Oscorp doesn't exist in our universe. Peter tells May that their best chance of getting help is back where they came from but May tells him that they help people. It's what they do. J. Jonah Jameson is told of Peter's whereabouts.)

Peter: This is what's best for them. Trust me.
(Cut to Peter & Osborn entering the undercroft where MJ, Ned, & Y/N are waiting.)

Peter: Guys, this is Mr. Osborn.

Osborn: Hey, it's Doctor.

Peter: Sorry. Umm...Dr. Osborn, these are my friends, Ned and MJ.

Osborn: Mary Jane?

MJ: It's Michelle Jones, actually.

Osborn: Fascinating.

(Osborn walks into the crypt.)

Peter: And this is (Y/N)...he's gone.

(Y/N): I don't care if he knows me or not.

Ned: Do you think there are other Ned Leedses?

(Y/N): Yeah, why not?

(Osborn & Otto have a brief conversation where Otto tells him that he died.)

Peter: What are you talking about? He's standing right there. He's not...

Flint: Dead. They both died. Fighting Spider-Man.

(Otto & Osborn look at Peter.)

Flint: It was all over the news. Green Goblin? Impaled by the glider he flew around on. And a couple of years later...You. Doc Ock. Drowned in the river with your machine.

Otto: That's nonsense. Spider-Man was trying to stop my fusion reactor. So I stopped him. I had him by the throat...And then, I...And I was here.

Max: Oh, please. Let me tell you something. I was whooping Spider-Man's ass. He'll tell you. And then he caused an overload. I was stuck in the grid, absorbing data. I was about to turn into pure energy, and then...And then...Oh, shit. I was about to die.

(Y/N): I see where this is going.

Lizard: Max, do you know? Do I die?

(Strange appears.)

Strange: Oh, great. You caught another one.

Peter: No, wait. Strange, he's not dangerous.

(Strange puts Osborn in a cell.)

Peter: It's okay. What is that?

Strange: It's an ancient relic. The Machinati Codamus.

(The camera zooms in on it.)

Strange: I've trapped your corrupted spell inside, once I've finished the proper ritual, it'll reverse the spell. And send these guys back to their universes.

Otto: And then what? We perish?

Max: Nah. No thanks, I'll pass on that.

Osborn: Let me out of here. Peter!

Peter: Strange. We can't send them back. Not yet.

Strange: Why?

Peter: Some of these guys are gonna die.

Strange: Parker...it's their fate.

Peter: Come on, Strange. Have a heart.

Strange: In the grand calculus of the multiverse, their sacrifice means infinitely more than their lives. I'm sorry, kid. If they die, they die.

(Strange starts the ritual but Peter shoots a web at the Machinati Codamus.)

Strange: Don't!

(Peter pulls the Machinati Codamus to him & sends Strange into the cell Flint's in.)

Ned: Dude, what are you doing?!

MJ: Peter, you gotta go. Go!

*SKINT*

(Y/N pops his claws.)

(Y/N): I'll hold him off.

(Peter runs off.)

Strange: This is why I never had kids.

(Strange walks through the magic cell wall prompting Y/N to lunge at him. Strange creates a portal in front of himself which Y/N lunges through. Sending him in the front of the Sanctum Sanctorum.)

*THUD*

(Y/N): Ugh...Stupid wizard.

Spider-Man: (Y/N)?

(Y/N): What are you still doing here?!

(They look over to see Strange.)

Strange: Give me the box.

Spider-Man: No.

(Peter attempts to send Strange back into a cell but he takes the device away from Peter. He attempts to flee but Strange opens portals at each end of Peter &...)

(Imagine Y/N between Strange & Peter with a shocked look on his face.)

(Y/N): [snarls] What did you do?!

(He attempts to stab Strange but before he can, Strange does the same thing to Y/N.)

Not Physical (Y/N): You killed me! I mean, I've died before as you already know--wait, can I come back from this?

Not Physical Peter: Oh, my God. We're dead.

Strange: You're not dead. You've just been separated from your physical forms.

Not Physical (Y/N): [sighs] Great.

Not Physical Peter: My physical...What?!

(Strange tries taking the box back but Peter is able to keep it away from him by somehow controlling his arm.)

Strange: How are you doing that?

Not Physical Peter: I have no idea.

Strange: You should not be able to do that.

Not Physical Peter: This feels amazing.

Not Physical (Y/N): If you say so, Peter.

(They both swim towards their bodies & enter them.)

Spider-Man: That might be one of the coolest things that's ever happened to me. But don't do that again.

Wolverine: You heard him.

(Peter swings away as Strange sends the Cloak of Levitation after him. Strange follows his cape & Y/N chases after them. The Cloak catches Peter giving Strange the chance to send Peter into the Mirror Dimension & he follows suit. Leaving Y/N to watch them enter the Mirror Dimension.)

Wolverine: Damn it!

(Strange & Peter clash in the Mirror Dimension where Peter beats him using geometry.)

Spider-Man: I'm sorry, sir, but...I have to try.

(Peter exits the portal & is back in the crypt where Ned, MJ, & Y/N are waiting for him.)

Ned: Dude, what happened?

Peter: I just had a fight with Doctor Strange and I totally won!

Ned: What?!

Peter: Look, and I stole his ring thing.
(Ned takes the sling ring.)

Peter: I was swinging through the city, and then I went through this...

(He takes off his mask.)

Peter: Massive mirror thing. And then I was back...

MJ: Where is he? Where is he?

Peter: He's trapped, but...I'm not sure how long.

(Y/N): We'd better get started then.

Peter: Yeah.

Otto: You could've just left us to die. Why didn't you?

MJ: Because that's not who he is.

Peter: I think I can help you guys. If I can fix what happened to you, then when you go back, things will be different and you might not die fighting Spider-Man.

Max: What do you mean fix us?

Peter: Look, our technology is advanced...

Osborn: I can help you. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.

(Y/N): [laughs] I'm sorry. I don't know why I find that hilarious.

Osborn: Octavius knows what I can.

Otto: Fix? You mean like a dog? I refuse.

Peter: I can't promise you guys anything, but at least this way, you actually get to go home and have a chance. A second chance. I mean, come on. Isn't that worth trying?

Lizard: Trust me, Peter...When you try to fix people, there are always consequences.

Peter: I mean, you don't have to come. I also didn't know you could talk. But if you stay here...you're gonna have to deal with the wizard.

Lizard: So, we go along, or die. Not much of a choice, is it?

(Y/N): Nope.

Flint: I just wanna go home.

Max: Well, I myself don't want wanna be killed, especially by a guy dressed like Dungeons & Dragons, so...What's your plan?

Peter: I have it all under control.

(Peter, Y/N, MJ, & Ned huddle up.)

Peter: What are we gonna do about this thing?

MJ: Well, we need to find somewhere safe for it, right?

(Y/N): Right.

Ned: Yeah. Yes. Yes.

Peter: You got to take it.

MJ: Wait, what?

Peter: If something bad happens, I'll text you, and then just push this and then it's all over, and they'll all be gone.

MJ: We're going with you. We're not gonna leave you.

Peter: You can't come with me. It's too dangerous. You guys have already done enough. Besides, I'll have (Y/N) with me.

(Y/N) I'm always with you for this kind of stuff.

Ned: Peter, we're in this together.

Peter: I know we're in this together, Ned, but I can't do this if I know that you're in danger. Okay? So for me, MJ, please just take this. Please.

MJ: Fine.

Peter: Thank you.

MJ: But Peter, I swear, if I don't hear from you or (Y/N), I'm pressing the button.

Peter: Sure.

(Y/N): Gotcha.

MJ: Okay. And I will do it!

Max: Yeah, we all believe you, Michelle.

Lizard: No way that's his girlfriend. No way.

Peter: She'll do it.

Ned: Absolutely. She will.

(Y/N): Wanna test her?

(Peter & Ned to their handshake where some magic comes off Ned. Peter & MJ kiss.)

MJ: Be careful, okay?

Peter: Yeah. You too.

(She looks at Y/N.)

MJ: Take care of him.

(Y/N): What do you think I'm paid for?

(She leaves with Ned.)

Peter: So, uhh...Who's coming with us?

Max: Well, I'm in. But, if this goes sideways...I'm gonna fry you from the inside out.

(Y/N): Oh, I really don't like you.

(Cut to Osborn, Otto, Flint, Max, Peter, Y/N & May entering Happy's apartment. Connors decides to stay in the truck. Flint sits on the couch.)

Flint: Sorry.

(He wipes away some sand but just gets more sand onto the couch.)

(Y/N): You're just making it worse.

Otto: So this is your plan, Peter? Mmm? No lab, no facilities, just performing miracles in a condominium? What, you're gonna cook up some churros, some frozen burritos in the microwave?

Osborn: I could go for a burrito.

Otto: He's gonna kill us all.

Peter: Well, let's hope not. You're up first, Doc.

Otto: What? Hey, I told you. I don't need fixing. I don't need fixing!

(Y/N): Do you ever shut up?

Otto: Especially by a teenager and his lapdog using scraps from a bachelor's junk drawer.

(Y/N): I'll take that as a no.

Max: No, no, no, no. He got something back there. I can feel it. Weird energy.

(They all follow Peter & see him reveal a Stark box.)

Osborn: What is that?

Peter: It's a fabricator. It can analyze, design, construct basically anything.

(Peter turns on the fabricator.)

May: I thought that was the tanning bed Happy broke.

Max: Look at that.

(Max focuses on the Arc reactor. The fabricator cracks a wall in the kitchen.)

Otto: He's gonna kill us all.

(Y/N): Heh, probably.

(Cut to Peter & Osborn working on a way to fix Otto.)

Peter: So, the chip in the back of Doc's neck was designed to protect his brain from the A.I. system that's controlling these tentacles. But if you look here...The chip is fried. So rather than him being in control of the tentacles, the tentacles are now in control of him. Which, I guess explains why he is so miserable all the time.

(Cut to May, Y/N, & Otto in the kitchen where May holds a glass of water up to Otto.)

May: Thirsty?

Otto: Well, yes. I am thirsty.

May: Fresh water or salt? You know, because you're an octopus.

Otto: What?

May: Fresh water it is.

(Y/N): You don't have jokes in your universe?

Otto: I don't have the time or the patience for jokes.

(Max & Flint tell each other how they became what they are now. The gist, gotta be careful where you fall. Cut to Osborn & Peter still working.)

Osborn: Remarkable. The technology and you. When all this is over, if you need a job and you're willing to commute to another universe. I'll even hire your Wolverine friend, Oscorp always needs more security.

(They successfully make a new chip for Otto. Peter runs up some stairs as May sets Otto up to him.)

Otto: All these humiliations never cease. You! Keep your science fair project away from me!

Osborn: Hey, it will work. Have faith.

Otto: Says the reckless fool who turned himself into a monster.

(Y/N): Struggling won't do you any good.

Peter: Please stop. Hold still.

(Otto continues to struggle.)

Otto: I swear...when I get out of this wicker I will rip you...

(Peter puts the new chip in which renders Otto unconscious. Everyone watches with baited breath.)

Peter: Doc? Doc? Doc? Doctor Octavius?

(Otto regains consciousness.)

Otto: [panting] It's so quiet...Those voices...Inside my head...I'd almost forgotten.

Osborn: Otto?

Otto: Yes.

(Otto lowers himself down.)

Otto: Norman. It's me.

(Peter hops down.)

Flint: Would you look at that.

(Y/N places an arm over Peter's shoulders.)

(Y/N): I knew you could do it, boss.

Peter: Heh, thanks.

(Otto gives the nanotech on his tentacles back to Peter's suit.)

Otto: I'm grateful, dear boy. Truly.

(They shake hands.)

Peter: Yeah. You're welcome.

Otto: How can I help?

(Cut to Happy on his way to his apartment, leaving a message for Peter about the unwelcome guests in his house. Otto & Osborn have a quick conversation about how Osborn's about to be whole again with no darker half. Though, it seems Osborn's a bit skeptical at that thought. Peter puts the device that will dissipate the electricity in Max's body on his chest. He leaves Max in a chair who begins freaking out a bit but Flint calms him down. J. Jonah Jameson arrives as the camera pans over to Connors in the truck & where overhear Jameson say that he's already called Damage Control.)

Lizard: And so it begins.

(Cut back to Peter sensing something.)

Otto: Peter?

Osborn: What's wrong?

(They follow Peter.)

Peter: I don't know. May? (Y/N)?

May: What is it, Peter?

(Y/N): Whatcha need, boss?

Flint: What's up, Peter?

(Osborn walks away as May walks towards the fabricator. Peter looks at each villain.)

Max: Why are you looking at me like that?

(Peter focuses & webs one of Osborn's hands.)

Green Goblin: That's some neat trick. That sense of yours.

Otto: Norman?

Green Goblin: Norman's on sabbatical, honey.

Max: The hell?

Peter: Goblin.

*SKINT*

(Y/N pops his claws as May walks back slowly towards the fabricator.)

Green Goblin: Shiny. No more darker half? Did you really think that I'd let that happen? That I'd let you take away my power just because you're blind to what true power can bring you?

Peter: You don't know me.

Green Goblin: Don't I?

(May brings the villains' cures.)

Green Goblin: I saw how she trapped you. Fighting her holy moral mission. We don't need you to save us. We don't need to be fixed. These are not curses. They're gifts.

Otto: Norman, no.

Green Goblin: Quiet, lapdog. Look at that, (Y/N). You've got a friend.

(Y/N): Welp, I hope you enjoyed your tongue.

Peter: You don't know what you're talking about.

Green Goblin: I watched you from deep behind Norman's cowardly eyes. Struggling, to have everything you want, while the world tries to make you choose. Gods don't have to choose. We take.

Peter: May, run!

(May runs as Max takes the device off his chest, Osborn frees his hand, & Max takes the Arc Reactor. Osborn backhands Peter as Flint drifts away. Max begins absorbing the Arc Reactor's power.)

Wolverine: [snarls] Bastard!

Green Goblin: You should be more worried about yourself.

Wolverine: Huh?

Otto: Oh, my God. What have you done?

Max: I liked you better before.

(Max blasts Otto out of the building. With his back turned, Y/N lunges at Max. But Y/N goes through him due to Max becoming electricity as Y/N lunged.)

Wolverine: [growls]

Max: I'm a man of my word and as you can see, things have gone sideways.

(Y/N stands up.)

Wolverine: All right. Are you going to fry me or are you keep running your fu-

*ELECTRICITY CRACKLING*

(Max goes on to fry Y/N from the inside out.)

Wolverine: ...

(A severely burnt Y/N falls backwards out the hole made by Otto. After healing a bit, Y/N's able to sink three of his claws into the building.)

Wolverine: Ugh...

(Y/N looks over to see Otto holding onto the building as well.)

J. Jonah Jameson: Up here! He's up there. It's the guy from the bridge and the Wolverine.

(Max sucks up more electricity, Flint creates a sand tornado, & Connors breaks out of the truck. Peter & Osborn are fighting tooth & nail. He even powerbombs Peter through the floor. Peter crawls out to the building to catch up to Osborn where Jameson sees him. As Peter has his eyes on Jameson, Connors grabs Peter.)

Lizard: I told you there'd be consequences!

(Connors throws him back into the building through a window. This was all done in front of Y/N.)

Wolverine: *seething*

(Y/N stabs his other three claws into the building, presses his feet against the building, retracts his claws, & lunges at Connors who's back is turned.)

*SKINT*

(Y/N pops his claws...)

*STAB*

(& stabs them into Connors' back.)

Lizard: Ah!

(The force sends Connors, with Y/N still on his back, crashing through a window. Y/N rolls off Connors' back.)

Wolverine: [panting]

Lizard: [winces] Wolverine, was it?

Wolverine: I'm...gonna kill you.

Lizard: I don't think Peter would like that.

Wolverine: You're right. But since things have gone to shit; I don't very much care if he'd like this or not.

(Y/N charges at Connors. Connors attempts to slash Y/N but he rolls under his swing. Y/N, now behind Connors...)

*SLICE*

(Slices off his tail.)

LIzard: [shouts]

Wolverine: [snarls]

(Y/N hops back onto his back & continuously stabs into it.)

Lizard: Get off!

*THUD*

(Connors moves around frantically, smashing Y/N against walls & doors in the hopes of getting him off. Y/N moves up to Connors' neck where he's about to cut his throat but he fails to realize that Connors' tail has grown back.)

Wolverine: Urk!

(Connors, using his tail, grabs Y/N & sends him head first through the top floor.)

Wolverine: [groans]

(Y/N's now hanging there. Connors uses this opportunity to...)

*CUT*

(Cut open Y/N's stomach.)

Wolverine: [screams]

(Connors pulls Y/N out of the floor & holds him up to his face.)

Lizard: Goodbye, Wolverine.

*BITE*

(Connors take a chunk out of Y/N's throat &...)

*SLAM*

(Slams him through multiple floors, Y/N eventually lands in the lobby.)

Wolverine: [winces]

(Y/N looks over to see Osborn choking Peter.)

Wolverine: No...

Green Goblin: We all have our off days at work, (Y/N). Your weakness, Peter...is morality. It's choking you.

Spider-Man: [strained gasps]

Green Goblin: Can you feel it?

(May runs up & stabs Osborn with his cure, releasing his grasp on Peter.)

Green Goblin: It didn't work. Norman was right. He got it from you.

(Osborn stomps on Peter.)

Green Goblin: That pathetic sickness!

(Osborn lifts Peter's head by his hair as Y/N finally heals from his wounds.)

Wolverine: Let him go. Now!

Green Goblin: You tried to fix me...

Spider-Man: May, go...May...(Y/N)...

May: (Y/N), save Peter.

(Y/N looks back & forth between Peter & May.)

Green Goblin: Between a rock and a hard place, huh? Now, I'm gonna fix you.

(His glider arrives in front of the apartment building.)

Spider-Man: May, run, please...

Wolverine: [sniffs]

(Y/N smells the glider's exhaust & runs towards May but she's hit by the glider before he can reach her. He catches her though.)

May & Wolverine: [grunts]

(Osborn steps onto his glider.)

Green Goblin: Peter, Peter, Peter...No good deed goes unpunished. You can thank me later.

(Osborn tosses a bomb.)

Spider-Man: No!

(Osborn drops two more bombs out front as he makes his exit. Cut back to the lobby where Y/N's helping May up.)

(Y/N): May...I'm so sorry-

May: It's okay, (Y/N). You have nothing to apologize for.

(Peter starts getting up to see May & Y/N through his blurry vision.)

Peter: May, (Y/N)...I'm here. [coughs]

(May & Peter hug.)

Peter: Are you okay?

May: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Peter: (Y/N)?

(Y/N): Yeah. I'm such a terrible
bodyguard.

Peter: No, you're not.

(May & Peter address what happened to them.)

Peter: I think I broke my ribs.

(Y/N): I'm..fine.

May: We know.

Peter: This is all my fault, May. I should've just listened to Strange and let him send them back...

May: You did the right thing. They would've been killed. You did the right thing.

(Y/N): *takes his mask off*

Peter: It's not my responsibility, May.

May: What Norman said? My moral mission. No. No, Peter. Listen. You listen to me.You have a gift. You have power. And with great power there must also come great responsibility.

Peter: Yeah. I know.

May: Let's get out of here.

Peter: Okay, let's go.

(Y/N): Watch your step.

(May collapses as DODC officers close in.)

Peter: What happened? Are you okay? Yeah, you're okay. What happened?

May: Just helps me...to catch my breath...

(Y/N places a hand on Peter's shoulder.)

(Y/N): Peter...

Peter: (Y/N), no! Well, catch your breath. I'm right here. We're gonna take our time, you catch your breath, and...we'll take you to a Doctor, okay?

(Peter looks at his hand to see May's blood.)

May: Are you okay?

(Police sirens are heard in the background.)

Peter: Somebody help. I need an ambulance. (Y/N), do something!

(Y/N): I wish there was something I could...

Peter: Please, somebody...

May: What happened?

Peter: Nothing. You're okay. You're okay.

May: (Y/N)...?

(Y/N): I'm here, too. Watching your nephew.

May: I'll just...catch my breath...

Peter: Okay. I'm right here. I'm right here. We're okay.

(Y/N backs away slowly so Peter can be with his aunt.)

Peter: Just you and me.

(May dies.)

Peter: May? May? Will you look at me, May? Please?

(Y/N walks back up.)

Peter: May? May? What are you doing, May? Please, will you just wake up and talk to me, please?

(Y/N): Peter, she's...

Peter: She can't be, (Y/N)! She can't be...

(Happy pulls up, blocking the DODP officers. He sees Y/N & Peter looking down at May. He & Peter make eye contact. The DODP officers arrest Happy.)

Happy: Peter!

Peter: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Happy: (Y/N), take him! Run!

(They open fire hitting Y/N who's unfazed by the bullets but one hits Peter in the shoulder. An officer closes in revealing Peter & Y/N are gone, leaving May's body there. Cut to the duo, in the rain, watching a report told by J. Jonah Jameson.)

Jameson: Tragedy. What else can I call it? What more need be said? The damage...The destruction...You saw it with your own eyes. When will people wake up and realize that everywhere Spider-Man goes...Chaos and calamity ensue. Everything Spider-Man touches comes to ruin. And we, the innocents, are left to pick up the pieces. J. Jonah Jameson, reporting. Good night. And God help us all.

(Cut to Ned & MJ at his Lola's place. MJ says that she's gonna push the Machinati Codamus but doesn't because Ned wishes that they could see Peter causing the sling ring to react. After saying this two separate times, they're met by...two different Peter Parkers that were pulled to this universe as well.)

MJ: Honestly, right now, we're all he really has. And his bodyguard.

Garfield Peter: He has a bodyguard? Who's his bodyguard?

Maguire Peter: Well, is there some place, that he might go that has meaning to him? Like a...a place where he would go to just...

Garfield Peter: Get away from everything?

Maguire Peter: For me, it was the top of the Chrysler Building.

Garfield Peter: Empire State. Better view.

Maguire Peter: That is a sweet view.

MJ: Yes. Yeah, I think I know exactly where that would be.

(Cut to Y/N standing over Peter on the roof of Midtown High.)

(Y/N): Peter? I'm so sorry.

Peter: I don't want to talk about it.

(Y/N): Yeah...yeah, I get that. How about if I just...?

(He sits down next to Peter.)

(Y/N): I'll just sit here. So you're not alone.

(Ned & MJ climb up & hug Peter as Y/N slowly pats his head. Peter begins to sense the other two versions of him.)

MJ: Peter, there's...there's some people here...

Peter: Who?

(They stand up to see the other Peters hop down.)

Peter: Hey. Wait, wait, whoa.

(Y/N): Other Peters...

Maguire Peter: Sorry...About May.

Garfield Peter: Yeah. Sorry. I got some understanding of what you're going through...

Peter: No, please don't tell me that you know what I'm going through.

Garfield Peter: Okay.

Peter: She's gone. It's all my fault. She died for nothing. So I'm gonna do what I should've done in the first place.

Maguire Peter: Peter...

Peter: Please, don't. You don't belong here. Either of you, so I'm sending you home. Those other guys are from your worlds, right? So you deal with it. If they die, if you kill them...That's on you. It's not my problem. I don't care anymore. I'm done. I'm really sorry I dragged you into this. But you have to go home now. Good luck.

(MJ pulls The Machinati Codamus away from Peter.)

Maguire Peter: My Uncle Ben was killed. It was my fault.

Garfield Peter: I lost...I lost Gwen. My...She was my MJ. I couldn't save her. I'm never gonna be able to forgive myself for that. But I carried on. Tried to...Tried to keep going. Tried to keep being the...friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, because I know that's what she would have wanted. But...At some point, I just...I stopped pulling my punches. I got rageful. I got bitter. I just don't want you, to end up...Like me.

Maguire Peter: The night Ben died, I hunted down the man who I thought did it. I wanted him dead. I got what I wanted. It didn't make it better. It took me a long time to...learn to get through that darkness.

Peter: I wanna kill him. I wanna tear him apart. I can still hear her voice in my head. Even after she was hurt, she said to me that we did the right thing. She told me that with great power...

Maguire Peter: Comes great responsibility.

Peter: Wait, what? How do you know that?

Garfield Peter: Uncle Ben said it.

Maguire Peter: The day he died. Maybe she didn't die for nothing, Peter.

(Cut to all of them in a lab where the Peters work on coming up with cures for the villains. Cut to Ned & Y/N among the other two Peter Parkers.)

Ned: So...Do you have a best friend too?

Maguire Peter: I did.

Ned: You did?

Magure Peter: He died in my arms. After he tried to kill me. It was heartbreaking.

(Y/N): Man...

(The other two Peters & Y/N watch Mj confort Peter.)

Maguire Peter: You have someone?

Garfield Peter: *shakes his head* No. [sighs] I got no time for Peter Parker stuff...You know? Do you?

Maguire Peter: It's a little...complicated.

Garfield: I understand. I guess it's just not in the cards for guys like us.

Maguire Peter: Well...I wouldn't give up. Took a while, but...We made it work.

Garfield Peter: Yeah?

Maguire: Yeah. Me and...MJ. My MJ. She, uhh...It gets confusing here.

(Y/N taps Maguire Peter on the shoulder.)

(Y/N): Hey.

Maguire Peter: What's up?

(Y/N): Do you think I could shake your hand?

Maguire: Sure, bodyguard.

(Y/N): (Y/N).

(They shake hands.)

(Y/N): Good grip.

Maguire Peter: Not a bad grip yourself.

Garfield Peter: You wanna shake my hand?

(Y/N): If you don't mind?

(They shake hands as well.)

(Y/N): Ha! Natasha's not going to believe this.

Maguire Peter: Natasha?

(Y/N): She's my wife. There's not a version of her in your worlds? Natasha Romanoff? The Black Widow? Not ringing any bells?

Garfield Peter: You married a spider?

Maguire Peter: Is she the spider that bit your Peter?

(Y/N): No, that's her hero name. Let me pull up a picture...

(He shows them a picture of Natasha.)

(Y/N): Wait. You two are messing with me, aren't you?

Garfield Peter: [chuckles]

Maguire Peter: [chuckles] Sorry.

(Y/N): Good one.

Maguire Peter: So she's a redhead?

(Y/N): Yes.

Maguire Peter: My girl's a redhead too.

(Y/N): Redhead's are great, right?

Maguire Peter: Definitely.

(Ned calls for Peter which results in...)

Peter: Oh, I'm ready.

Maguire Peter: Yeah, me too.

Garfield Peter: Okay, so...Now, all we gotta do is lure these guys someplace, right? Try to cure them, while they try to kill us, and then, send them home.

Maguire Peter: Using a magic box?

(Y/N): Piece of cake.

Peter: Well, that's the plan.

Garfield Peter: So are you gonna go into battle dressed as a cool, youth pastor, or do you got your suit?

(Maguire Peter shows him a piece of suit under his shirt.)

Garfield Peter: Good.

Ned: Here's your web cartridges.

Peter: Oh, thanks Ned.

Maguire Peter: What's that for?

Peter: It's my web fluid. It's for my web shooters. Why?

(Maguire shoots a web from his wrist.)

Ned: That came out of you?

Maguire Peter: Yeah.

(Y/N): Sick! In the good way.

Maguire Peter: You can't do that, huh?

Peter: No.

Garfield Peter: How on Earth does that...

Peter: Anyway, we're getting sidetracked. Look, this is where we're gonna do this, okay? It's isolated, so no one should get hurt. We draw them there with the box, it's the one thing they all want. All we have to do is figure out how we're gonna get there.

(Ned tells Peter that he has Doctor Strange magic now.)

Ned: And I promise you...I won't turn into a supervillain and try to kill you.

Peter: Okay...Thank you.

(Y/N): [clears his throat]

Peter: Umm...Alright. Here goes nothing. What's that thing you always say? If you expect disappointment...

MJ: No, no, no...We're gonna kick some ass.

Peter: Okay.

Maguire Peter: Cure. Cure some ass.

Ned: Cure that ass.

(Cut to Peter on the Daily Bugle showing everyone that he's on the Statue of Liberty with the Machinati Codamus.)

Peter: Okay, guys. It could be any minute now.

(Y/N): All right. I just wish I had my mask.

Peter: You look better without it.

(Y/N): Really?

(Maguire Peter finishes putting cures around the construction site. Garfield Peter tells him about how sweet Max was before falling into a pool of electric eels. He even cracks Maguire Peter's back for him.)

Garfield Peter: God, this is so cool. I always wanted brothers. So you like make your web fluid in your body?

Maguire Peter: I'd rather not talk about this.

Garfield Peter: No, I don't mean to...

Maguire Peter: Are you teasing me?

Peter: No, no, no. No, no, no. He's not teasing you. It's just that...We can't do that, so naturally we're curious as to how your web situation works. That's all.

(Y/N): I am also curious as to how your web situation works.

(Maguire Peter tells them how his web shooters like. They're like breathing to him.)

Peter: Hey...What are like, some of the craziest villains that you guys have fought?

Maguire Peter: Seems you've met some of them.

Garfield Peter: That's a good question.

(Y/N): Great question.

Maguire Peter: I fought a...an alien made out of black goo once.

Peter: No way! (Y/N) and I fought an alien, too. On Earth and in space.

Maguire Peter: Oh.

Peter: Yeah. He was purple.

(Y/N): He almost ripped me in half and broke my back.

Garfield Peter: I wanna fight an alien.

Maguire Peter: I'm, I'm still, like...That you fought an alien, in space. And he broke your back? How are you able to still stand, let alone walk?

(Y/N): Healing factor.

Maguire Peter: Healing what now?

Garfield Peter: I'm lame. Like, I fought a Russian guy in a...like a rhinoceros machine.

(Y/N): I love rhinos.

Maguire Peter: Hey, can we rewind it back to the "I'm lame" part? 'Cause, you are not.

Garfield Peter: Aw, thanks. No, yeah. I appreciate it, I'm not saying I'm lame.

Maguire Peter: But it's just the self-talk maybe we should, you know...

Garfield Peter: Yeah, listen...

Maguire Peter: Please...You're...You're amazing. Just to take it in for a minute.

Garfield Peter: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Maguire Peter: You...You are amazing.

(Y/N): Spectacular, I might add.

Garfield Peter: I guess I am.

Maguire Peter: You are amazing.

Garfield Peter: Thank you.

Maguire Peter: Will you say it?

Garfield Peter: No, I kinda needed to hear that. Thank you. As long as we're asking questions, why do you need a bodyguard?

Maguire Peter: I meant to ask you that earlier.

Peter: He's the Wolverine.

Maguire Peter: He doesn't look like a wolverine.

Peter: You guys don't have a version of him? Now that's surprising.

Garfield Peter: I have wolverines in my world. The animal.

Maguire Peter: Same.

Peter: Show them.

*SKINT*

(Y/N pops his claws & shows them off.)

Garfield Peter: You have claws?!

(Y/N): [chuckles]

Maguire Peter: What are they made out of?

Garfield Peter: Titanium?

(Y/N): Adamantium.

Garfield Peter: This world has its own metals, too?

Maguire Peter: Does it hurt when they come out.

(Y/N): Every time. But, I've gotten used to it.

Peter: Alright guys, focus up. Can you feel that?

Maguire Peter: Yeah.

(Garfield Peter stands up as Max arrives in a modified suit around the Arc Reactor.)

Max: What's up, Peter? You like the new new? Look, you give it to me, I'm gonna destroy it. But I'll let you live. Don't make me a murderer, Peter.

(Peter soars down.)

Spider-Man: Okay, guys. Here it comes.

Wolverine: I'll just wait here. Since, I can't swing.

(They all swing around Max. Peter throws the Machinati Codamus to MJ who's with Ned at the opposite end of a portal. Ned's having trouble closing the portal. Connors crawls out from the ocean. Max even tells Garfield Peter that he ain't the shit no more.)

Garfield Spider-Man: I got his attention, now what?

Maguire Spider-Man: Open the cage! Just FYI, Lizard-guy is here too.

(He's trying to kick Connors off him.)

Wolverine: Swing closer to me! I can't jump that far.

(Maguire Peter & Connors bump on to a crane.)

Maguire Spider-Man: Guys, comm check, hello.

Wolverine: Fuck it.

(Y/N starts backing up.)

Wolverine: I just need a running start.

(Once he's back enough away, Y/N begins running, reaches the end of the platform he's on, & jumps across to the crane that they're on.)

*THUD*

Wolverine: Holy shit, I made it.

Maguire Spider-Man: You don't have his cure, do you?

Wolverine: That would've been a good thing to grab...

Garfield Spider-Man: I need Max's cure.

Spider-Man: Yeah. I'm on it.

(Peter looks over to see Maguire Peter crawling up the crane as Y/N has his claws in Connors as he's choking him.)

Maguire Spider-Man: Peter! I need the Lizard cure.

Wolverine: [strained] Take your time.

Spider-Man: Okay! Okay!

(A giant sand hand scoops up Peter. He turns to see a giant Flint made of sand.)

Flint: Where's the box, Peter?

Spider-Man: Flint! We can help everyone.

Flint: I don't care!

(All three Peters get in each other's way unintentionally.)

Max: I tried to tell you, Sandman. Nobody's going home.

(Cut to Y/N hanging off the crane.)

Wolverine: I came up with that name first!

(Max shoots electricity at the crane & breaks it, causing it to fall. Flint creates a sand tornado around the statue & Max. Y/N lands back on the head of the Statue of Liberty.)

Wolverine: [groans] Peter? Uh...Peters?

(All three Spider-Men regroup & came up with a synchronized plan. Right before they go out & do it however...)

(They now jump out.)

Wolverine: Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. You guys gonna fill me in or...?

Spider-Men: Just follow our lead.
Wolverine: I can do that.

(Max, Flint, & Connors regroup themselves. They all leap at each other; Garfield Peter & Y/N take on Connors, Max chases Peter, & Flint chases Maguire Peter.)

Spider-Man: Okay, Spider-Man. Sandman first.

Maguire Spider-Man: I'm gonna lead him inside the statue.

Garfield Spider-Man: We'll meet you at the top.

(Connors hold Garfield Peter down.)

Garfield Spider-Man: Hey, Dr. Connors.

Lizard: Hello, Peter.

(Y/N charges in &...)

*PUNT*

(Punts Connors in the face.)

Wolverine: Ha!

(Garfield Peter tosses Flint's cure to Peter but Max shoots him out the air, dropping the cure. Maguire Peter is at the top of the statue, waiting for the cure.)

Maguire Spider-Man: Guys, I'm at the top! I need the cure!

(Flint engulfs Maguire Peter in sand.)

Spider-Man: I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!

*CLINGING*

(Connors & Y/N clash their claws together as Garfield Peter runs towards them.)

Maguire Spider-Man: Wait your turn!

(He dropkicks Connors back & webs him up.)

Wolverine: I'm sorry.

Garfield Spider-Man: For?

Wolverine: That I can't do more. I can't really hit a man made out of sand or electricity.

Garfield Spider-Man: Hey, Wolverine? You're doing great.

(Garfield Peter grabs Flint's cure, swings out, & tosses the cure to Peter who tosses it to Maguire Peter who cures Flint.)

Maguire Spider-Man: It's okay, Flint. We're gonna get you home. Just...stay right here.

(Max gathers more power as our heroes prepare to face him.)

Garfield Spider-Man: How do we stop him? I've never seen him this powerful.

Spider-Man: It's the arc reactor. We gotta get it off him.

Wolverine: Easier said than done.

Max: You're not gonna take this away from me.

(Peter tries to web it away but it doesn't work.)

Spider-Man: Okay, we've gotta do this up close. Peter 2 go right, Peter 3 go left. (Y/N), pick your moment.

(They web up Max & each take turns trying to get close to take the arc reactor but he just blasts them away. Including Y/N who blocks the electricity blasted at him with his claws.)

Wolverine: [strained growling]

(Peter goes against Connors as he goes after MJ & Ned. Otto arrives & grabs both Peters & Y/N with his tentacles.)

Otto: Leave them. They're mine.

Max: I don't need your help. I got it just fine.

Maguire Spider-Man: Dr, Octavius. No.

(Otto takes the arc reactor away from Max & places our heroes down.)

Wolverine: Hell yeah!

(Otto puts the machine meant to cure Max on his chest.)

Otto: There you go.

(Peter cures Connors just as Strange appears out of a portal that Ned conjured.)

Strange: Well, I'll be damned.

(Cut to both Peters reconciling with their villains. Max even thought Garfield Peter was black & he apologizes for not being black.)

Otto: Peter?

Maguire Peter: Otto.

Otto: Oh, it's good to see you, dear boy.
Maguire Peter: It's good to see you.

Otto: You're all grown up. How are you?

(Strange goes through a portal, up to the Peters & Y/N.)

Peter: Strange, wait...

Strange: Zip it! I've been dangling over the Grand Canyon for twelve hours!

Peter: I know. I know, I know, I know. I...

(Strange notices the other two Peters at the sides of his Peter.)

(Y/N): I had the same look on my face.

Peter: I'm sorry about that, sir. I mean...

Maguire Peter: You went to the Grand Canyon?

Garfield Peter: He could've used your help.

(Y/N): So protective.

Peter: No, no. It's okay, it's okay. These are my new friends. This is Peter Parker, this is Peter Parker. Spider-Man, Spider-Man. They're mes from other universes. They're here to help. This is the wizard I was telling you about.

Strange: Look, I am really impressed that you managed to give them all a second chance, kid.

(Y/N): As you should be.

Strange: [sighs] But this has to end, now.

Green Goblin: Can the Spider-Man come out to play?

(Osborn flies in with bombs. Everyone takes care of them as Osborn grabs the Machinati Codamus from Strange. He's about to fly away with it but Otto grabs the glider with one of his tentacles. Strange gets the Machinati Codamus back with a lasso spell, Osborn cuts the tentacle holding his glider in half, & flies off. The Spider-Men notice a bomb in the Machinati Codamus.)

Peter: Strange, no!

*EXPLOSION*

(It goes off before they can do anything, releasing the spell. MJ falls off & Peter jumps after her. As he's about to reach her, Osborn takes him with his glider. Garfield Peter jumps after her, catches her, & lands safely on the ground with her in his arms.)

Garfield Peter: Are you okay?

MJ: Yeah. I'm okay. Are you okay?

(Strange attempts to contain the spell as the Cloak of Levitation saves Ned from falling, Otto is shown carrying Max, Maguire Peter saves Y/N from falling...)

Maguire Spider-Man: I know you'd heal from the fall but I thought, you'd rather not want to go through it.

(Y/N): Took the words right out of my mouth.

(Strange watches as the cracks in his universe get bigger so starts closing them up the best he can. Peter & Osborn crash down onto a piece of the Statue of Liberty. Peter asks if Ned & MJ are okay before turning his attention to Osborn.)

Green Goblin: Poor Peter. Too weak to send me home to die.

Peter: No. I just wanna kill you myself.

Green Goblin: Attaboy.

(Peter & Osborn clash, it's somewhat back & forth as Osborn pulls a blade from his suit. It doesn't matter to Peter as he combos Osborn & delivers a powerbomb of his own. He begins punching Osborn repeatedly to the concern of the Peters, Y/N, Ned, & MJ.)

(Maguire Peter stops him & calms Peter down where he drops the glider. Osborn stabs Maguire Peter in the back.)

Green Goblin: She was there because of you. I may have struck the blow. But you...You are the one that killed her.

(Garfield Peter throws the Osborn's cure to Peter who catches it & stabs Osborn with it. Effectively curing him. Garfield Peter checks on Maguire Peter who tells him he's good, he's been stabbed before. They look up to see silhouettes of villains in the sky, prompting Peter to swing up to Strange. )

Peter: What's happening?

Strange: They're starting to come through and I can't stop them.

(Peter tells Strange to cast a spell that would make everyone forget him.)

Strange: But you got to understand, that would mean everyone, who knows and loves you...We'd...We'd have no memory of you. It'll be as though you never existed.

Peter: I know. Do it.

Strange: You better go and say you're goodbyes. You don't have long.

Peter: Thank you, sir.

Strange: Call me Stephen.

Peter: Thank you, Stephen.

Strange: Yeah. Still feels weird.

Peter: I'll see you around.

(Peter hops down.)

Strange: So long, kid.

(Strange begins casting the spell as Peter swings down to the other Peters. He tells them they're about to go home. He tries to tell them something but he can't find the right words so they stop him.)

Garfield Peter: Peter.

Maguire Peter: You know.

Peter: Yeah. It's what we do. Right, I gotta find Ned, (Y/N), and MJ.

(He gives them a hug which they happily accept.)

Peter: Thank you, thank you, thank you. I guess I'll see ya.

Maguire Peter: Keep safe.

Garfield Peter: Bye.

(Peter swings away.)

Garfield Peter: You're in so much pain, huh?

Maguire Peter: I am.

Garfield Peter: Yeah.

(Peter lands in front of Y/N.)

(Y/N): So Strange is casting the spell?

Peter: Yeah...how do you know that?

(Y/N): I have good hearing. I'm gonna make this quick for you so you have ample time with Ned and MJ. Also, I'm not very good at this kind of stuff. So...

(He holds out his hand for a handshake.)

(Y/N): It's been an honor, boss.

Peter: I...

(Peter engulfs Y/N in a tight hug which he happily accepts.)

(Y/N): *teary eyed* Damnit...

(They let go of each other, share a knowing look, & Peter swings to Ned & MJ as Y/N turns around & walks away. Peter tells Ned & MJ that they're going to forget who he is but he's gonna find them & explain everything. He'll make them remember him. Ned makes him promise as they do their handshake & hug. MJ tells Peter that she loves him. He's gonna tell her that he loves her back but she stops him & makes him swear to tell her when they meet again. He agrees & they share one last kiss together. Strange is finishing up the spell, we see the villains being sent home, the cracks closing, & the Peters giving each peace signs before being sent home as well. Peter swings away from Ned & MJ as Strange finishes the spell.)

A Few Weeks Later...

(We see J. Jonah Jameson calling for Spider-Man to unmask himself. Cut to Peter walking down the street after realizing that not telling MJ & Ned about him is for the best.)

Peter: [sighs]

???: [muffled] Hey, you.

Peter: Huh?

(He stops walking & looks at a man leaning against a car, eating a glazed donut.)

Peter: Can I help you?

???: [muffled] So, you didn't tell them? I respect that.

Peter: Sir, I have no idea what you're-

(Peter gets a better look at the man & once he does, he realizes that it's...)

Peter: (Y/N)...?

(Y/N): [swallows] I've got to stop eating these or I'm going to get fat.

Peter: How...How do you...?

(Y/N): You must be wondering how I can remember you even after the spell. Well, it's simple really. You see, once Strange finished the spell I thought I'd just instantly forget about you but alas. I didn't. So I racked my brain trying to think of why and how I'm remembering after the spell. And then it hit me. My healing factor. It seems my mind can heal just as fast as my body can. Even from magic.

Peter: ...

(Y/N): You should've heard me trying to convince Natasha that I need to go to some donut place in Queens, alone to meet a kid she's never heard of.

(Y/N slicks his hair back.)

(Y/N): [clears throat] I already lost one brother. I wasn't going to lose another.

(Peter engulfs Y/N into another tight hug which he accepts.)

(Y/N): Oof!

(Peter starts crying into his coat.)

(Y/N): You've got to start telling me when you're about to hug me. [chuckles]

(Cut to Peter at a cemetery, standing over May's grave. Happy walks up to the grave & stands next to Peter. They both knew May through Spider-Man.)

Happy: I lost a good friend a while back. Felt like this. Hurts cause they're gone and then it hurts all over again because you remember what they stood for and you wonder. "Is all that gone, too?"

Peter: No, it's not gone. Everyone that she helped...they'll keep it going.

Happy: You really think so?

Peter: I know it. Take care of yourself, okay?

Happy: Yeah. Nice to meet you.

(Peter walks away as we cut to Peter & Y/N entering Peter's new apartment.)

Landlord: Rent is due at the end of the month. Don't be late.

(Y/N): Hmm. I'd look at getting this door fixed before paying your rent, Peter.

(Peter & Y/N start unpacking boxes.)

A Few Hours Later...

(Y/N): Okay, you're all settled.

Peter: Yeah. Thanks for helping me unpack.

(Y/N): No problem. Didn't think it'd be dark when we finished...Natasha's going to kill me.

(Peter listens to a police scanner as he puts on a blue & red suit.)

(Y/N): So call me if you need anything.
Peter: I will.

(Y/N takes a good look at his suit.)

(Y/N): Love the new suit. I'd say it's my favorite.

Peter: Ha. Mine too.

(Y/N watches him open a window & swing out of it.)

(Y/N): Until next time, boss.

After Credits

(Eddie Brock is shown at a bar going over some things that have happened in this universe with the bartender. As he's about to leave, he's sent home. But not before leaving a piece of the Venom symbiote behind. It starts slinking away.)

After More Credits

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(Doctor Strange is shown in front of the Maximoff Household talking to Y/N.)

(Y/N): Strange?

Doctor Strange: Hello, (Y/N). I'd ask how the kids are but we don't have time for that. Follow me, I need your help.

(Y/N): Help with what?

Doctor Strange: It involves your sister.

RayTheRipper: And there's No Way Home! God, I loved this so fucking much. Btw, if you guys were wondering, Tobey Maguire is my favorite Spider-Man and he's the best Spider-Man! Talk to you again in Hawkeye!