A/N : not me still caught in my hamilton phase.
Modern day coz why not
Athanasia :
So I tried telling the professor that blackie ate my homework, which did happen! But did you know what he told me!?
Lucas :
Wow, that's so interesting. Tell me about it.
Lucas(sips on his drink) :
Like never.
Athanasia(gasp) :
You know what I think? There is something, horribly, horribly wrong with your attitude.
Lucas(stands up) :
You know what I think?there's something wrong with my fucking drink.
Ijekiel on the counter(sighing) :
Yes sir, what is wrong....again.
Lucas(leaning on the counter cuz he's an alpha dragon werewolf with 69 wings and can do pushups using his nails) :
The coffee here is bad.
Ijekiel(not surprised) :
Please state the problem so we can fix it, sir.
Lucas(channeling his inner gordon ramsay):
Once again, the coffee is absolutely terrible, you drink this shit?
Ijekiel(giving up on life):
I do and I don't want to anymore, so how about you bring me on an actual good coffee shop later?
Lucas(mission accomplished):
Heck yeah.
We all know what happened
So they went on a date.
Then take a walk in the streets.
And ended up messy in the sheets.
Now go touch some grass ´ω'