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"That's a great question. I wasn't expecting that one"
"That's a wonky star"
"Are you cheating on me with Lucy?"
"Oh no, how do we tell Lucy we're cheating on her"
"I don't want to do woodwork"
"Me and the maths teacher, we're besties"
"Hi! I'm Clodagh, and you're watching Disney Channel!"
[proceeds to hum McDonald's theme while drawing Mickey Mouse]
"George was left with one ear and minus one brother"
"Yeah Y/N you eejit"
"It's not shit, you shit"
"Titties on the roof"
"Did you know, that one boob is always bigger than the other"
"My brain just committed suicide"
"Bibble quote"
"I'm going to name my first born child after you"
"I'm gonna have to have a lot of children"
"J'ai cat toes"
[demon scream from the depts of hell]
"I feel like a paedophile"
"We don't talk about Bruno"
"I know I said to stop giving your money to people, but I'm an exception"
"CURSE YOU FAT FINGERS"
"I'm hypothetically gay"
"Ok, I've got it now. I'm a hypothetical gay furry named Bruno"
"NO MY BOYFRIEND!"
[who may i add is a seagull that landed in our school about an hour and a half from the nearest beach]
"ThE hOuSe iS iN dAnGeR"
[some 3rd year did walk by us when she screamed this]
"Vagina. True"
"Bobble head, €150"
"Mahoosive"
"I don't want Quizlet+!"
"You want me to higher racism?"
"So you want me to-"
[pause]
"Oh"