"You need to get over your fear of the colour yellow"
[slowly slides yellow highlighter onto my desk]
"I'm just gonna leave this here"
"See, Zoey even thinks my bar chart looks smexy"
"So do you like the radiator?"
"How the fuck did I get into higer-level irish?"
"Why are you just good? Why aren't you doing great? I expect an answer of you being brilliant"
"Do you have €2?"
"Thanks! I'm going to buy myself curry now"
"There are no longer starving children in Africa because of that €2 you gave me"
"Just stick a straw in a suck it out"
"Santa!"
"Santa?"
"Buddah is my brotha"
"Gay meat"