Alastor: "Oh Thanksgiving, the blessing of being thankful of all things even in Hell of all places."
Charlie: "I can't argue with that."
(Y/N): "All we need is the turkey to cook and that's all."
Angel Dust: "I'll take care of it."
All of us jumped from hearing that.
Vaggie: "No, not again."
Angel Dust: "C'mon! What's wrong with my turkey cooking?"
Husk: "You didn't cook a damn turkey, you cook yourself!"
(Y/N): "Like last time remember?"
*Flashback*
(Imagine this is Angel Dust)
Angel Dust: "Stuffing anybody?"
Present:
Angel Dust: "You fuckin' lot don't know how to eat!"
(Y/N): "Just help with the ingredients and we're good to go. Savy?"
Alastor: "Just the only ingredients I picked out. You can do that."
Angel Dust: "Fine."
Later
(Y/N): "Pour some of it over there and...done."
Angel Dust: "Good, let's eat."
Vaggie: "Needs to be cooked first."
You put it in the oven and cook for few hours.
(Y/N): "I'll watch over it."
(Y/N): "Good, now then..."
The oven burst open and the turkey was ALIVE!!!
Monster Turkey: "You cooked me in the oven! And now you will pay for this. I summoned my fallen servants upon you all! *Gobble*
His servants
All of them were until you did this.
(Y/N): "Gobble gobble, motherfuckers!"
Afterwards
You revealed 3 different turkeys on the table with the main one at the table.
Charlie: "I don't remember having more than one turkey."
(Y/N): "The 'ingredients' may have something to do with this."
All of us looked at Alastor.
Alastor: "Thought we make more for later."
(Y/N): "Fine with me. White meat or dark?"
Happy Thanksgiving Day!