Clarrisse: When I was nine, people treated me like a criminal
Chris: That's horrible, why would they do that?
Clarrisse: Because I killed a man.
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Jazz: Forget bibbity-bobbity- boo, it's bibbity-bobbity-Blood!
Jazz: *cuts monsters head off*
Jazz: Oh bibbity-bobbity-boo-hoo.
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Annabeth: Alright, I won't argue with him. You have my word.
Percy: I can guarantee you will break your word withing 30 seconds of meeting him.
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Will: Are you dead or taking another 14 hour nap. You need to tell me ahead of time so I don't worry.
Nico: *grumbles*
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Jackie, to new Guardian: Snake's with wings, while fun in theory, are not fun in practice.