Will: Hey, Neeks, rough day?
Nico: Yeah.
Will: Whenever I have a rough day, I just remember that to fire an arrow you have to first draw it back so whenever life drags you back with difficulties it just means that life is about to send you flying forward to kill someone.
Nico: You get me.
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Wizard: What are you doing here?
Travis: I am looking for trouble and if I cannot find it, I shall create it.
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Jazz: Don't worry, Harry. I got a few knives up my sleeves.
Hermione: Don't you mean cards?
Jazz: No.
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Death Eater: Avada Kedavra
Percy: From the shoulder, beyond the wrist! Look out, Evil! It's my fist!
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Guard: *sneezes*
Travis: Bless you.
Guard: God?
Travis: No, but don't tell him I'm here.
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