No one's POV
Currently, Adrain, Allison and Ford were down in the lap preparing to seal the Rift, when Dipper walked down saddened.
Adrain: What's wrong with you?
Ford:Let me guess: Mabel didn't take it well?
Adrain: Take what well?
Dipper: Great Uncle Ford offered me an apprenticeship. But it would mean leaving you and Mabel and she didn't take it well and ran off...
Adrain and Allison looked at them shocked.
Adrain and Allison: What?!
Allison just looked at Ford annoyed.
Allison: Ford, what the hell is wrong with you?! For someone as smart as you, you are an idiot.
Ford: What?
Adrain: Dipper, you are too young to be Ford's appearance. The only reason why we've been doing what we've been doing this summer is because we really didn't have much of a choice living here. Despite how it is, you just can't skip part of your life. You're trying to grow up way to fast.
Dipper: ...
Adrain just sighed, holding his head.
Adrain: But on the other hand, Mabel is being just as unreasonable. Instead of growing up too fast, she doesn't want to grow up at all. Once this stupid Rift is sealed, we need to have a serious talk.
Ford: Yes, you can save that after the Rift is sealed. Now hand it here, Dipper.
Dipper: (Reaches into bag and pulls out birthday flyer) What? Oh no! The RIFT!
Suddenly, everyone felt the ground shaking, completely shocking them.
Allison: No...!
The four of them ran outside, out of the Mystery Shack, seeing a massive rift, opening up in the sky.
Allison: Dear God...
Adrain: You've got to be kidding me...!
Dipper: What's going on?! What is that?!
Ford: We're too late! It's the end of the world...
The four of them could see Bill in the sky behind the rift, laughing maniacally.
Bill: Hahahahahah! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Behind Bill, the four of them could see all different types of monsters started pouring out of the rift, immediately starting to run wild.
Bill: This party never stops. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme. WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO WEIRDMAGEDDON!!!!!!!
Ford: So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with a... boop-boop.
Dipper: Weirdmageddon....
Allison: This is bad...The rift is shattered. Bill's world is spilling into ours and every minute his powers grow stronger.
Adrain: Wait, Mabel! She's still out there!
Adrain immediately went to run and go find her, but Allison stopped him.
Allison: Adrain, listen, I know you're worried about your little sister, but we need to stop Bill. If we don't, it won't matter if we can find her or not.
Adrain: And how do you suppose we do that?
Dipper: Are you sure defeating Bill is even possible at this point?
Ford: No. I'm not sure. But being a hero means fighting back even when it seems impossible. Will you follow me?
Dipper: To the ends of the Earth.
Allison looked at Adrain.
Allison: Will you help me?
Adrain just looked at Allison for a few seconds and spoke up.
Adrain: I will.
Allison smiled at Adrain, but Ford spoke up.
Ford: We need to get inside, now!
Adrain and Allison looked back and saw a purple wave coming straight for them. They just barely made it inside, being shielded within the shack. After grabbing two large cases, the four of them snuck into town and up to a bell tower, directly behind Bill.
Bill: Ready to cause some fucking havoc, boys?
Bill's friends: HELL YEAH!
In the Clock tower, Allison and Ford both pulled out different weapons, both looking like Railguns.
Ford: Ah, my quantum destabilizer. I've been waiting a long time to use this.
Allison: We should have enough fire power to blast him back through.
Ford: We're only gonna have one chance to take this shot. (Aims it at Bill) Steady... steady... and...
Suddenly, wave washes over them, making the bell come to life.
Bell: Woohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoo!! I'm alive now!
Ford: (Fires, but only hits Bill's hat) Oh no!!
Bill's Hat heals, as he turned around.
Bill: Well, well, well, and here I thought today couldn't get any BETTER. (Fires a beam at the tower)
Allison: Shit!
Allison attempted to fire at Bill with her Railgun, only for his blast to overpower hers and blow up the tower, knocking Adrain out, pushing Dipper back, and trapping both Allison and Ford under debris.
Allison: Adrain!
Dipper: Adrain! Great Uncle Ford! Allison!
Ford: Dipper! Take my journals! (Slides the backpack to Dipper, who picks up Journal 3) Listen, I know of one other way to defeat Bill, it's- (Hears something behind him) Oh, no! Dipper! Run! Get down!
Dipper looked towards Adrain, and quickly dragged him down the stairs with him, as Bill emerged grabbing the two of them.
Bill: Good old six-fingers and multi eyes. I've been waiting an (Deep voice:) ETERNITY to have a chat with you two face to face. Everyone, this armageddon wouldn't be possible without help from our friends here. Give them a six-fingered hand!
As Bill had the Allison and Ford, Dipper managed to sneak out and hide behind a tree, with Adrain.
Bill:These brainiacs are the ones who built the portal in the first place!
Allison and Ford both glared at Bill.
Bill: Now don't look so sour, It's not too late to join me. With that extra finger and those eyes, you'd both fit right in with my freaks.
Allison: Fuck off, Demonic Dorito!
Bill: Oh, where have I heard that before...
Ford: I'll die before I join you! We know your weakness, Bill!
Bill: Oh, yeah? (Eye becomes a question mark) And I know a riddle. Why did the old man do this?
Ford: This? (Imitates Bill's pose)
Bill shoots a laser at Ford, petrifying him, shocking everyone.
Allison: Ford!
Bill: (Picks up Ford) Because I needed a new backscratcher! (Laughs with his friends as he scratches himself with Ford)
Allison: You son of a bitch!
Bill: Oh calm down. Now, be a dear and tell me where the Ice bag is.
Allison just glared at Bill.
Allison: STAY AWAY FROM MY SON!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
Bill just rolled his eye, and then petrified Allison as well.
Bill: Fine, be that way. I don't need to get to him. I already have a way to bring him to me.
Dipper: That's enough! (Comes out from behind building) Hand over my uncle and Allison! Or else! (Holds up Journal 3)
Bill looked back and saw Dipper.
Bill: Now isn't. This. (Flies up to Dipper and his eye glows white; with a deep voice along with his normal voice:) INTERESTING? (Normal voice:) My old puppet is back for an encore. You think you can stop me? (Punches the air) Go ahead, Pine Tree, show me what you've got.
Dipper: (Flipping through 3 and shining blacklight on it) I...uh... I... uh... (Sees that the Journal says "IF HE GAINS PHYSICAL FORM THEN ALL IS LOST!")
Bill: I UM I. Do it, kid. Do some brilliant thing that takes me down right now. Whattdya got, Pine Tree, everyone's waiting. DO IT.
Dipper: (Jumps at Bill) Augh, BILL! (His fist hits a force field in front of Bill's eye and he is thrown backward into a tree, that Adrain was behind, as he rubs his head) Ugh...
Bill's friends all started laughing at Dipper, and as he reached for the journal's, only for Bill to grab them.
Bill: That's right. Don't be a hero, kid. (Waves Allison and Ford) This is what happens to heroes in my world. (Burns the Journals)
Dipper: NO!! THE JOURNALS!!
Bill: Not much of a threat now, are you? (To his friends:) Now can anyone remind me why we came here?
8 Ball: To get WEIRD!
Bill: THAT'S RIGHT! VIP party at the Fearamid. Oh, and 8 Ball, Teeth, you've earned a treat, have the kid for a snack.
Dipper: Huh?
Teeth:Heheheheh.
Bill: Hench-maniacs, ROLL OUT! (Turns a car into a racecar-like vehicle, as the Demons get into the car.
Pyronica: Let's get out of here, Bill!
Bill began to drive away, firing lasers, changing things as he goes, laughing maniacally, as Ball and Teeth stare at Dipper.
8 Ball: So, you wanna eat him, or, something?
Teeth: Oh, definitely, let's eat him.
???: Let's not!
Without warning, Mon3tr came from behind the tree, tackling Teeth to the ground, ripping out his teeth.
Teeth: No, I need those to bite people!
Again without warning, 8 Ball's legs are shot out, immobilizing him, as Dipper looked back and saw Adrain had finally woken up, with his jacket in tatters.
Dipper: Adrain!
Dipper ran over to Adrain and hugged him, making him yell in pain.
Dipper: I'm so glad you're alright.
Adrain: Thanks, I'm glad you're alright too, but can you let go?! I'm extremely sore!
Dipper: Oh, right! Sorry, sorry.
Adrain: Come on, let's go...We need to move.
Dipper: Right.
Adrain: Let's go, Mon3tr!
Adrain looked down at Allison's Railgun and after a few seconds, picked it up, putting it on his back.
(Timeskip)
It's been 3 days since the start of Weirdmageddon, and Adrain and Dipper were trying their best to sneak around all the Eye Bats that were flying around, petrifying survivors and taking them to Bill. As they continued to walk, Dipper was trying to contact Mabel with their Walkie Talkie.
Dipper: Mabel, it's me. So far me and Adrain have eluded capture but, but we haven't been able to find you or Stan anywhere....
Adrain took the Walkie Talkie and started speaking into it.
Adrain: I don't know if you can hear us, Mabel. But wherever you are, whatever happens, we're going to find you. I promise.
As Adrain and Dipper continued to sneak around, they managed to make their way to the mall.
Dipper: The mall! Maybe they're hiding in there! (Runs to the mall and runs into the glass) Oh no!
Adrain: ...-_-... Why would you think they would open when most of the town is powerless?
The Horrifying Sweaty One-Armed Monstrosity: Hey. Hey you two. Hey, I wanna talk to you. I wanna talk to you both about going inside my mouth. I- I think you wanna get in here. (Crawling toward Adrain and Dipper) Hey, you, hey! I'm talkin' to you both! You don't have to make a big deal outta this! Hello! HELLO!
Adrain: ...-_-...Ew...
Adrain then used Mon3tr to pry the door open, letting Adrain and Dipper inside, before blocking it with debris.
The Horrifying Sweaty One-Armed Monstrosity: Why are you just ignoring me? (Reaches inside) That's seriously rude to just IGNORE someone like this.
Adrain and Dipper both looked around and saw the entire mall in ruins.
Adrain: This place has surprisingly seen better days...Keep an eye, there has to be something we can scavenge.
Dipper: AHHHHHH!!!!
Adrain's eyes widened when he heard Dipper, and quickly ran over to him to see him caught in a net.
Dipper: Adrain, HELP! The nachos tricked me!
Adrain: ...-_-... I can even put into words how annoyed I am with you right now...
Suddenly, the two of them heard rustling, as Adrain quickly aimed his gun in it's direction, when Wendy popped her head out surprised.
Wendy: Ad?! Dipper?!
Adrain: Wendy?!
Dipper: Oh no! You've been transformed into some sort of... tree monster!
Wendy: Ha! It's just camouflage. My dad made me and my brothers do apocalypse training every year instead of Christmas. Guess it's sort of cool the paranoia paid off. (Shoots a bat) Nice! Bat meat. Let me get that for ya. (Throws ax at the net, freeing Dipper, as she hugged Adrain. )
Wendy: Dude, I'm so glad to see you both. I've been trying to call you, but my phone got busted.
Adrain: I'm glad you're alright too.
Dipper: I thought everyone we knew was gone...
Wendy: I mean, Toby Determined, who I accidentally mistook for a monster is here.
Toby: This just in: this arrow in my shoulder.
Wendy: We shouldn't stay out in the open for too long. Let me show you my hideout.
(Timeskip)
After finding Wendy, she led them to their hideout, she showed Adrain all her supplies, which was just paint ball gear. Adrain put on some combat pants, with knee pads and boots.
Adrain: So what happened? Where have you been?
Wendy: We were playing Truth or Dare in the cemetary when it happened. The eyeballs froze Nate, Lee, Tambry and Thompson. (Presses a button on the cash register she's sitting on and takes some money to wipe her face with) Robbie almost got away but had to pause to take a selfie.
Adrain: ...-_-... Why am I not surprised....?
Wendy: What about you two?
Dipper: I was in a fight with Mabel when it happened. Uncle Ford asked me to be his apprentice once the summer was over. But that would mean I wouldn't go back home. It would mean growing up without Mabel.
Wendy: Oh, dude...
Dipper: Mabel didn't take it well and she ran off into the forest. She couldn't even look me in the eye...
Adrain: There's a good chance that she was at Ground Zero when it happened...So there no telling where she could be...
Wendy: Damn... Come on. Let's get some fresh air. Toby, you watch the camp.
Toby: (Dressed in a bunch of the Edgy on Purpose clothes) Don't call me "Toby" anymore. Call me Bodacious T.
Wendy: No one will ever call you that...
Adrain: ...-_-... I'd shot myself in the foot before I'll call you that...
Toby: Ooh...
After leaving Toby, Adrain, Wendy and Dipper went and sat on the roof, watching the chaos.
Wendy: The end of the world. Man, those death metal album covers got it shockingly right...
Adrain: ...-_-... It actually bothers me...
Dipper: You know, I used to think I could get out of anything, but this? The journals are destroyed, Ford and Allison are both captured and I can't find my family anywhere. Bill said it himself, there's no room for heroes out here. We lost...
Adrain: Dipper, if you think you're going to let that fucking Dorito win, you must have hit your head.
Wendy: Ad's right. it's not over yet. You've all beaten Bill twice before, why is this time any different?
Dipper: Cause then we had Mabel.
Adrain: Then let's get her.
Wendy: Hell yeah! I've seen some amazing things, but nothing as amazing as you and your sister. I don't know if it's dumb luck or yin and yang.
Adrain: Dumb luck.
Wendy: But when you two work together, there's like nothing you two can't accomplish. You just need to make up, and team up, and save the universe.
Dipper: But how will I ever find her?
Suddenly, a monster eats a billboard, revealing a bubble with Mabel's shooting star on it at the cliffs.
Adrain: The shooting star!
Dipper: That's from Mabel's sweater! She's in there. I know it.
Wendy: Whoa, it that like twin ESP?
Adrain: ...-_-... No, because it's freaking obvious...
Dipper: Mabel needs us. But how are we gonna get out there without being caught?
Wendy: And I think I have an idea.
(Timeskip)
Currently, Adrain, Wendy, Dipper and Toby were in front of the gate to the Bud Gleeful's auto-mart, now walking in.
Wendy: The abandoned auto-mart. Free cars right for the hot-wiring. We just found our ride to Mabel. I wonder if they have a tank. I've always wanted to drive a tank!
Adrain: I honestly wouldn't be surprised...
Dipper: I can't believe this place is just abandoned.
Toby: (Looking into a car) Ooh, an air freshener. Finally I'll smell like a person. Stealy stealy...
Suddenly, a tranquilizer dart hits him.
Toby: Ah! It's gonna take more than one dart to keep me from-
Several more darts hit him and he collapses.
Adrain: Shit...!
Wendy Oh no! Tony! Was it Tony? I can never remember his name...
Suddenly, three car headlights turn on in front of them, as three giant cars, each with prisoners inside, surround them.
Prisoner: Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a pair of ground walkers.
Prisoner 2: Heheh! Ground walkers! Heheh! Ain't got no wheels!
Adrain: Well, isn't this cliché...
Wendy: Listen Discount Auto Warriors!
Dipper: We just wanna make it to that bubble out east; we have no quarrel with you!
???: (With a voice-lowering megaphone:) Oh, but that's where you're wrong! Hands where I can see 'em. Y'all fellers ain't goin' nowhere.
The three of them looked confused.
Wendy: "Y'all?"
Adrain: "Fellers?"
Dipper: Wait... Gideon!?
Gideon: That's Sheriff Gideon! (Without megaphone:) Under the authority of Bill Cipher, I place you two under arrest! Oh, hi, Wendy! Have we formally met?
The prisoners lead Adrain, Dipper and Wendy to Gideon, who is standing on the back of a truck.
Gideon: Wooooo-we! Look what the apocalypse dragged in! Y'all are in a twelve-piece bucket of deep fried trouble now! Ghost-Eyes! Spitoon!(Spits gum out into spitoon)
Dipper: Ugh, it's Gideon.
Wendy: And he's gotten folksier...
Gideon:Ma' old pal Bill figured you might try to rescue Mabel. So he appointed me, master of these wastelands, and keeper of the bubble! My sweet precious Mabel's trapped inside and I HAVE THE ONLY KEY! (Shows them a key with the shooting star symbol on it) Wrapped around my... well I wouldn't call it a neck exactly, wrapped around this little pocket of fat under ma' head?
Adrain: Fuck off, you little shit!
Dipper: Gideon, you have no right to keep her in there!
Gideon: Bill explained it to me nice and simple: she was always destined to be mine! (Takes a newspaper article from when he was dating her from his hat) And now that I have her in a cage she'll learn to love me! I have an eternity to wait! Ghost-Eyes! Ready to escort our friends to Bill's dungeon?
Ghost-Eyes: (Picks Dipper, Adrain Wendy up)
Dipper: Uh! No! Hey!
Wendy: This isn't gonna work, Gideon.
Adrain: And if you think you're going to keep me from my little sister, you've lost your fucking mind.
Gideon: Oh? And why's that?
Adrain: Because I'm going to rip and tear through all these derpy looking prisoners, and make them wish they stayed in prison, holding onto their fucking soap!
Wendy: And after I break Ghost-Eyes' arm and steal that key from your neck, I'm gonna wear your butt on my foot like a rhinestone slipper!
All the prisoners all started laughing, as Gideon did the same.
Gideon:Oho, and what makes you think you can do all that?
Wendy: Cause I'm a Fucking CORDUROY!
Wendy flips over Ghost-Eyes' arm and pulls him back.
Adrain: Mon3tr!
Mon3tr came out of Adrain's back, roaring, shocking everyone, as he started ripping and tearing through multiple prisoners, grabbing a car and throwing it. Adrain also pulled his gun out, shooting multiple of them in the legs, immobilizing them.
Adrain: Mon3tr!
Mon3tr knew what Adrain wanted, grabbing Gideon, holding him as a hostage, keeping the remaining prisoners away, as Dipper grabbed the key from his neck.
Wendy: Get back! Get back! Or I will drop-kick him, I swear!
Adrain then broke a car window, unlocking the door.
Gideon: You'll never get away with this, ya hear me?!
Wendy: Guess what? We already DID!
Wendy grabbed and kicks Gideon into the other prisoners, while Adrain got into the passenger seat, Wendy in the drive and Dipper in the back.
Dipper: Adrain... Wendy... You two are the most badass people I know...
Adrain: I found it crazy how you're just now realizing this.
Wendy: I know, dude. Tell me about it later.
Wendy started driving off when Gideon got back up furious.
Gideon: After them!
Dipper: Okay, all we have to do is outrace Gideon's henchmen, unlock the bubble, save Mabel, save the world. (Sees that Wendy had hit a mailbox) Quick question: did you ever get your driver's license?
Adrain: No, no she hasn't!
Wendy:Arm!
Wendy quickly swerves to avoid The Horrifying Sweaty One-Armed Monstrosity, as it ate one of the cars chasing them.
Adrain: Great, Company!
Adrain took off the Railgun from his back, leaning out the window and firing it, blasting two of the trucks off on their sides, but he looked back to see multiple floating bubbles.
Adrain: The fuck are those?!
Dipper: Watch it! Go around that bubble field!
Wendy: No way around! Hold on! We're goin' through!
The three of them started driving through different bubbles, changing their forms and appearances multiple times. But Gideon and Ghost Eyes catch up to them, slamming their truck into the side of their car.
Adrain: Fuck off!
Adrain began firing at their truck, making them spin out, when they saw a cliff coming up.
Dipper: Wendy, we're almost there! We just have to make that jump!
Wendy: Total lack of driver's training, don't fail me now.
Wendy accelerates and drives off the cliff, screaming as the car flies through the air, barley making the jump as they crash into the ground.
Adrain: Fuck...
Adrain crawled out the window and saw Wendy on the ground, helping her get up, letting her lean in him.
Adrain: I got you.
Wendy: Thanks... Babe....
Adrain then looked and saw a cloaked figure in front of Dipper, as Adrain quickly drew his gun.
Adrain: Back the fuck off!
???: How's it hanging, Adrain! Long time no see!
Adrain: Huh?
The figure removed his hood and everyone saw it was Soos.
Everyone: Soos?!
Soos: Handyman of the apocalypse, at your service.
Dipper: Soos! How'd you, where'd you-?
Soos: I've been wandering the plains like a desperado, helping strangers. I guess there's some folk songs about me now? (Looking at Wendy's arm) Let me see what the damage is, here. Ah, well the good news is: your arm is okay.
Dipper: So what's the bad news?
Soos: Bad news is we're surrounded, dudes.
The prisoners have surrounded them, cheering.
Gideon: Wooowee. I dare say y'all almost had the jump on me there for a second. But this ain't your Gravity Falls anymore! Out here, I win. (Claps and gets thrown a conch, which he blows) Bill's henchbats will be here any minute to retrieve y'all. MABEL'S MINE NOW! Hahahaha!
Dipper: Is she?
Gideon: Well, yeah. I have her trapped, ergo, Mabel is MINE!
Adrain: Do you even hear yourself right now?
Dipper: Gideon, listen to me, if I've learned anything this summer it's that you can't force someone to love you. (Looking at Wendy) The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving.
Gideon: Oh, I'm worthy o' lovin'! These prisoners love me!
Dipper: But Mabel doesn't. Because you're selfish. But you can change! Bill thinks there's no heroes in this world, but if we work together and fight back, we can defeat him. You wanna be Mabel's hero? Stand up to Bill, and let us save her!
Gideon: That's crazy! You know what Bill would do to me if that happens?
Ghost-Eyes: What, you scared of Bill?
Gideon: No, I ju... it's a complicated situation.
Adrain: Think to yourself, Gideon. You're smarter then you act. If all this is for Mabel, then ask yourself what Mabel would want you to do. Would she want you to help bring about the end of the world?
Gideon: (Looks at the newspaper article, looks at the picture of him and Mabel together, with him smiling and Mabel looking unconformable, quietly:) Dipper... Adrain... Will you tell her what I did?
Adrain: We will.
Dipper: Of course.
Gideon: I hope you're both right about this. (To the prisoners:) Guys, new plan! Bill's minions are gonna be on us in seconds. But I'm not gonna let that dumb triangle be the warden o' me! Y'all ready for a good old fashioned prison brawl?
Ghost-Eyes: We're behind you for life, brother!
Prisoner: Fighting children is boring, but fighting a chaos god sounds fun!
Gideon: Lets do this! (As the prisoners drive toward the fearamid) Henchmen, rollout!
As Gideon and the prisoners all left to take on Bill's forces, Soos spoke up.
Soos: Whew! And I thought I was gonna have to throw down!
(Timeskip)
Currently, Adrain, Dipper, Soos and Wendy are all in front of Mabel's bubble.
Dipper: Okay, remember, guys. This is a prison bubble designed by Bill.
Adrain: We've got to prepare ourselves for what we find in here.
Soos: Whatever it is, we'll do it together. For Mabel! (Puts his hand in the center)
Wendy: (Puts her hand on top of his) For Mabel!
Adrain: (Puts his hand on top of hers) For Mabel.
Dipper: (Puts his hand on top of theirs) For Mabel.
Dipper unlocks the padlock and the chains fall to the ground, as the four of them enter Mabel's bubble.