Chapter 15
part 2
Continued...Cole pov
I feel like a huge dumb ass right now.
I looked up at Brent and smiled, "of course you're not my father, you aren't a buffalo wearing a shrimp hat."
Brent dropped his hold on me and gave me a confused expression. Aww he looks like a lost pup.
"Your dad was a buffalo who wore a shrimp hat?"
He raised his eyebrows and I couldn't help but laugh. My laugh didn't sound right, more like a donkey came and kicked me in the ass kind of laugh.
"He was hairy." I chuckled softly, I kinda miss him even though he broke the promise and got himself killed. That shit face, I sighed.
"Cole don't cry." Brent whispered, he wiped away my tears and pulled me in a tight hug.
I didn't realize I was crying, shit I'm becoming soft, ohhh wellll. I'm going to be jello for my tall ass ogre. I rested my head on Brent's -shit rock hard- chest. What the hell does he have underneath? I closed my eyes inhaling his sweet scent. Why was I ever mean to this assclown? Damn mate scenting shit is playing with my train of thought. Train you better get back on track, but not today.
"Don't abandon me Brent." I whispered into his shirt, honestly I couldn't breathe either. I hope he loosens his grip on me. I can't feel my shoulders, oh shit my boneesss.
"I won't, not if I can help it." Brent places his chin on my head, I like this feeling, this secure bond he's giving to me.
"Thank you." I mumbled, okay I think it's enough with the jello hugging. I pulled away, a smirk forming as a brilliant idea whacked me in my head.
"Cole..." Brent took a few steps back as I stepped forward with an innocent expression. I hope it was an innocent expression...
"Oh come here." I said extending my hands out and watched as Brent looked at me with caution. Honestly, I don't blame him for not trusting me. Oh this blue assed ogre is cute. I ran up to him and pulled him in tight embrace.
If I were a flying hippo on wings, his bones would have been crushed. Man, why wasn't I born a hippo? Hearing Brent gasp a couple of times, I decided to let go. I mean let go and nicely push him in the flowing water.
I've been wondering if angels can swim...now is the chance. Oh this is a perfect chance to get rid of my scent on him. I hugged him too many times today!
When Brent looked down at me, shit I'm short, and gave me a smile I kinda regretted my plan. Pff it's now or never, SPLASH, woooo angels can swim. Brent resurfaced and panted like a dying seal. I wonder what else angels are good at. Uuhhmm, I wonder...
Brent gave me a shocked expression, he even formed his mouth in a huge 'O'.
"Cole." Brent splashed water at me, and I jumped back,missed. Haha ogre face missed.
I stuck my tongue out at him, and baam, huge ass water met my face, shit that's what I get for acting like a kid. Bahhh nasty water.
"Damn you, I was saving you from moose!" I glared at him, aww Smexy Brent has wet hair....ooooo and a skin tight soaked shirt. Shit, this guy is my mate. No duh, I'm a shit face myself.
"Moose?" Brent asked swimming around like it was a pool, looks fun...but not with fishes inside. What if the fishes goes in his jeans, oh shit those fishes will beat me to him. Man, what the hell is wrong with me?
"Yeah,moose are known in these parts of the woods." I replied leaning in towards the water to see how deep it was. Shit, how is Brent just standing there and moving his arms like it's nothing. It's pretty damn deep!
"Are they dangerous?" Brent asked, his eyes shimmering brighter from the water's reflection.
I shrugged, "I guess."
Brent's eyes went wide, shit he better not felt a damn crocodile in there.
"Don't look now, but there's a fat duck behind you with antlers." Brent said pointing behind me with shaking finger. I laughed, oh quite a show he's putting. Pff nothing can scare me. BUT heavy breathing went down my neck, something was behind me, okay so that was a tad bit scary. I could feel the ravenous stare pierce my back. Oh man, oh shit. Heat went through my body, I shivered watching Brent's blank expression.
"Holy shit, there's a freakin moose, is there?" I asked afraid to turn back and see for myself.
Brent gives a slight nod, "Yup, want to join me in the pool of love?" Why the hell is he sounding calm? I'm about to be Moose Pot Pie and I don't even know what that is.
"Assclown!" I muttered before diving into the cold water, raising up to the surface and opening my eyes to see a freakin bunny nibbling on grass. What the shits, there wasn't even a moose.
I furiously turned toward a grinning Brent, "did you do some weird angel voodoo, so I could piss my jeans for a damn bunny?" I asked narrowing my eyes. Maybe he does have magic and pretending to be weak. This damn baboon.
Brent chuckled, this damn ignorant is floating on his back like he was laying on the ground. What the hell!
"You scared yourself," Brent replied facing me with a smile again. I must be looking stupid for keeping my eyes narrowed like a siamese cat. Suddenly, Brent slap sandwiched my cheeks. I growled at him, glaring at him so I can look like an elephant. Elephants are tough.
"Aww you see now you're smiling." Brent cooed, pulling away from me. More like floating away.
"Assclown, you're a damn shit face assclown." I splashed him with a heavy load of water...or I think it was heavy. Damn I'm weak can't even splash him with my squid arms.
Brent dived underwater and something was under me..nooo nooo I was flying into the air. Oh shit, did I grow wings? Weee this is awesome. Never mind, my face smashed the water as soon as I thought I could fly. Damn it, I thought I was an angel or a feathered rat.
I could hear Brent start laughing when I gulped a mouth full of fish shit water. Huh, he must have threw me. Man, I'm slow.
I started laughing myself, this was the most fun I had in a while. We played in the water not caring how cold it was. We were laughing like a couple of drunk shit heads on a game night. Splashing like little kids, I even decided to ride on his back a few times. I have not clue how he carried my ass, I think he is part float and part angel. We swam under the flowing waterfall and the damn cave behind it was a nest full of bats.
"They're here to suck your soul." Brent teased as we sat on one of the huge ass rocks.
"Yeah, I don't believe that." I rolled my eyes. Yeahhh, please you damn featherless rats don't come down here. I heard them start flapping their wings. Oh shit, please don't come down here.
"Oh, good so you don't mind petting one?" Brent asked, why does he ask stupid questions it's not like one of the damn creatures would come down and hop in his hands.
"Pfff no---" I started to say when I noticed a freaky black thing in his grip. "Oh shit, holy shit, no Brent, w-wait." I put my hands out in front of me and started scooted my ass along the rock to get away.
Brent gave a guiltless expression, "what, I thought you don't mind." he tilted his head and clearly he was doing the cute puppy dog face on purpose.
"I don't want to be a wolfievamp!" I jumped outta the cave and into the water. I swam like a damn dolphin and landed on shore like a sitting duck. All my feakin struggles and Brent somehow beat me?
"What the hell Brent, how did you get there so fast?" I yelled at him with my arms wiggling like a damn worm. I was gasping for air, shit I'm outta shapppe. Woo, wait let me catch my breath here.
Brent chuckled sitting down next to me with his feet in the water. Why in a baboon's shits life does he have his feet in the water for? His shoes is on.
"There was an opening to walk on the grass." Brent pointed at the small opening by the waterfalls, uh look at that there was a damn path.
I punched him lightly on the shoulders. Oh believe me I would have punched him harder if I weren't tired. "Assclown, I swam my ass off." I muttered glancing up to the sky. The feeling of someone watching me wasn't there anymore. Now it's someone beside me that is love gazing me.
"You freaked out and jumped into the water. I couldn't stop you." Brent replied blocking my view of the sky. When did he stand up?
Our gaze locked, I swear I seen dancing frogs fly in happiness. His smile was making me even more confused because his face was coming so close. It felt like the world was going to end because the moon is landing on earth. Shittt, I'm not making sense, man just kiss me you assclown.
As if hearing my thoughts, Brent leaned in and planted his lips on mine. My heart was beating faster then I thought because somehow we both fell into the water again. Whoa, my kiss was powerful.
Laughing at how stupid we both are, we helped each other back on land. How in hell of shits did I end up at the bottom? Noo, shit I knew it.
I raised my eyebrows at him, he gave a smirk and I decided to say something. I want to get him off of me. "Uhh...what about we go for lunch?" I asked and Brent rolled off of me like a wheel on jets. That was fast.
Sitting up, I caught him staring at me. Man, now what?
Brent looked down at his shirt, "we're wet." He said pulling on his wet shirt. What is he a little shrimp?
"Fine, we can dry off." I rolled my eyes, Brent bit his lower lips. Why does he have luscious pink lips?
What the hell is going through his mind? He might be thinking the same, I want to eat him...did I mention I'm hungry? Oh my shits, I'm asking too many questions.
Brent stood up and started to take off his shirt. I didn't have it in me to tear my gaze off of him. The entire time I was singing in my mind, 'I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.' Shiittt, talk about sexy six abs and toned boodyy. Whoops, I was drooling there for a moment my words were dragging. Damn, sexy and muscular.
With the sun hitting his body, he honestly looked like a model. This is the part where I would blush and and laugh saying I hit 'Jack Pot.'
He flashed me a smile when he placed his shirt on a nearby rock. Holy shit, I'm going to lose control. My desire to have him never been this strong. I slowly stood up and took off my own shirt. My body must be giving out steam because I'm getting hot.
When my shirt touched the ground, there was a slow moment. Brent crashed into me, his solid chest was on my wormy body. His arms wrapped around my waist, his lips danced on my neck and me, shit I was moaning like I was a wolf on heat.
To keep this simple I for once didn't mind his touch, but mannn I ended up bottom, damn hell I say. I was seeing sparks each time his lips met mine...I think we are fully mated.
"Hey, I think we're dry now. Want to go for food?" Brent asked softly, my head was rested on his chest. His low breathing calmed my wolf. Mine I thought...shit he was mine.
"Freakin baboon, you think I can walk? You're a damn thing outta control." I growled, he laughed, I can feel his body vibrate underneath me.
"You didn't tell me to stop...you kept saying mor--"
I interrupted him, "okayyy, shit man. This is embarrassing." I was blushing like hell, but this was a hot date...I guess. Oh man, I have his scent, he has mine.
Shit, now I owe an explanation to my nosy family.
Darn.
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Ohh and the song Cole was singing is called Too sexy for my shirt by right said Fred, yeaa it's a pretty old song but I heard on the radio and thought it was funny. :D
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