Mina: I want to puch something right now
Momo: punch anything. the world is your punching bag
Mina: *punches Momo*
Momo: *shook racoon noise* what was that for!?
Mina: you are my world
Momo:
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Momo: *after watching a horror movie* that was scary..
Mina: your such a coward-
*a spoon fall*
mina: AHHHHHHH
Momo:
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Mina: wow you're really hot
Sana: what is this gayness
Mina: *holding a thermometer* no Momo is sick you stupid old bitch
Momo: *insert iconic sneezes* achoyoyoyy
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Momo: I like frozen 2 trailer. Like they made Elsa hotter
Mina: *secretly grabbing her phone and search* how to be Elsa
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Jeongyeon: If you pour vinegar in your eyes it will turn grey
Jihyo: why would you do this. I just heard Momo scream and an angry penguin noise
Mina: *on her way to kill Jeongyeon with her iconic katana*
Jeongyeon: *yeets herself away*
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Mina: damn Hirai you're so hot
Momo: we're marries for almost 5 years Mitang and you see my body every night
Mina: actually I'm talking to myself
Momo: you're banned from seeing Nayeon unnie
Mina: and you're banned from seeing Jeongyeon, Lisa, Seulgi and Chaeyoung too
Momo: why?
Mina: because you destroy our bed 4 times this month and you being with that 'Top Squad' is dangerous for me
Momo: uh excuse me how is that dangerous for you
Mina: Hirai Momo I faint from coming too much 3 times this week
Momo: but its beer tuesday!
Mina: I SAID YOU WILL STAY
Momo: I will stay
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Jihyo: Momo did you buy another dog and named it after Mina?
Momo: looking from her upside down book* uh no why?
Jihyo: I saw a collar that had a "myoui mina" on it
Momo:
Mina: *comes in wearing collar and ears before sitting on momo's lap*
Jihyo: I shouldn't have ask..
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Twice protecting Mimo from dispatch using their signal power
Nayeon
Dispatch: snap a pic of Mimo*
Nayeon: no one ruins my babies happiness *rewinds time*
Dispatch: *shook stalker bitch noise*
Jeongyeon
dispatch: *about to take a pic*
Jeongyeon: not today motherfucker *stop time*
Sana
Sana: *spot dispatch and turns invisible*
Dispatch: *takes a pic*
Sana: *grabs the camera and runs away*
Dispatch: YAHH
Sana: *trips on air and destroy the camera* well being clumsy can be a gift sometimes
Jihyo
Dispatch: *is snap a pic of Mimo*
Jihyo: *use her x ray vision and see Dispatch before yelling* their he is! Momo run!
Momo: *pick Mina up and runs away using her super speed*
Jihyo: HAH! no one ruins my childrens lovelife! *slaps dispatch cheeks before walking away like a queen*
Dahyun
Dahyun: *feels multiple camera using her camera senses*
Dahyun: *cloans herself and surronds Mimo* MULTIPLE CAMERA MEANS MULTIPLE PROTECTION
Chaeyoung
Chaeyoung: *lifts up dispatch's camera*
Dispatch: why does this always happen!!
Chaeyoung: *smash the camera to a nearby wall* thou shall not destroy Mimo
Tzuyu
Tzuyu: *punches dispatch* no one ruins unnie's happiness
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Mina: you're such a child
Momo: *offended* how dare you call me a child? I work hard, I pay for my bills, I know how to drink alcohol and I know how to drive
Mina: ok sorry you're right
Momo: damn right I am.. Now get out of my pillow fort
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Momo: in our relationship I'm the sun and you're the moon
Mina: yea cause you brighten up my world
Momo: that and because I'm the hot one
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*momo as youtuber*
Momo: welcome to my new video and today I will be trying out different hair products!!
Momo: *spray hairspray on her mouth&
Momo: well for my for my first umpression Imma say its not very good
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Mina: *looks at Momo* i just wanna go over there and kiss her
rest of twice:
Mina: how can i kiss her without letting her know that i care about her?
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Momo: i love murder mysteries
Mina *trying to impress her*: i've been the lead suspect in dozens of murder cases
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Momo: *singing* hit you with that ddu-du ddu-du du!
Mina: *on her period* i'm gonna hit you with that ddu-du ddu-du du if you don't shut up
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Mina: here's you're birthday card
Momo*opening it*: aw thanks
Momo:
Momo: did you hand write 'nfsbbjkbosfibk ily'
Mina: and i meant every word
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Mina: Jeongyeon unnie unnie accuses me of having a favourite member. it's not true, i love Momo unnie and non-Momo unnies equally
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Momo: Ace of spades!
Seulgi: Uno! Draw four!
Lisa: Pikachu, I choose you!
Mina: WHAT THE HELL ARE WE PLAYING?
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Chaeyoung: how's the cutest girl in the world doing?
Dahyun: what-
Mina: *from across the room* Momo unnie is doing great.
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MIna: hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?
Momo: the only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of the human race
Mina: literally all you had to do was say no
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MIna: can i be honest with you guys?
Momo: i don't know how changing your name is going to help
Seulgi: can i still be Seulgi?
Lisa: shhhh let honest speak
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Momo: so girls, huh?
Lisa: oh yeah, totally
Seulgi: hey are we talking about girls here? i love girls!
LIsa: yeah! you get it! girls!
Moonbyul: did someone mention girls?
Momo: yeah over here dude!
Moonbyul: oh i love girls!
Seulgi yeah, exactly!
Dami: hey what're you guys talking about?
Moonbyul: girls!
Dami: ooh, my favourite topic! girls huh?
all, nodding: girls
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Mina: hi i'm Mina
Momo: hi i'm Momo
Mina: you speak like this too?
Momo: LMAO NAHHH
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Mina: for the last time, 'your' and 'youre' are different things! 'Your' is possessive and 'youre' is a contraction of 'you are'
Momo: my fire
Lisa: the one desire
Seulgi: believe when i say
Momo,Lisa and Seulgi *singing all together* I WANT IT THAT WAY
Mina:
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Momo: Hey Mina, what are you doing?
Mina: *taking a Buzzfeed quiz to see what type of bottom she is* penguin stuff
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Momo: Hey wanna hear a funny joke?
Mina: I'm more into dark humour
Momo: *Turns lights off* ok so the joke was-
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