random part two

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Mina: You're an idiot.

Momo: But I'm your idiot.

Momo: *points at the wedding ring on her left ring finger*

Momo: FOREVERRR

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Mina: You're such a dork. You know that? A total loser.

Momo: Then let go of my hand.

Mina: *gripping tighter* What the hell? Of course not.

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Lisa: What's the craziest thing you've ever done?

Momo: Mina.

Lisa: What?

Momo: What?

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Momo: I'm having problems with Mina-chan.

Tzuyu: Like 'her dead body won't fit in your car' problems or 'you like her' problems?

Momo: 'I like her' problems.

Tzuyu: Too bad. I would have been able to help with the first one.

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MIna, looking at Momo: I think I'm having a heart attack.

JIhyo, not looking up from her documents: You're just experiencing love again.

Mina, crossing her arms while blushing: It's gross and I hate it.

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Momo: We're a team now. Ride or die, right?

Mina: *nodding* Of course, I'd totally ride you.

Momo: WHAT?

Mina: what?

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Momo: [to Dahyun] You need to practice your kissing skills for chaeyoung and we are here to help you with that.

Dahyun: Alright.

Momo: Okay. So to start, Mina and I will kiss-

Mina: What?!

Nayeon: Huh?

Dahyun: What's that got to do with anything?

Momo: [puttting on coconut flavored chapstick] Just observe will you.

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Priest: Mina, do you take Hirai Momo to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Mina: There's been a mistake

Audience: *gasps*

Momo: Mina-

Mina: Something isn't right...

Mina: THOSE FLOWERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WHITE, NAYEON UNNIE YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Mina: It's quite dangerous here, do you wanna hold hands?

Momo: *takes Mina's hand while blushing*

Jihyo: We are in the fucking supermarket.

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Momo: Hello Mina-Chan, wanna bang?

Momo: *hang, stupid autocorrect.

Mina: Momo, this is verbal conversation.

Mimo! Mimo! Mimo! Tahanan ng mga kuwento. Tumuklas ngayon