HEADCANONS
- Hanma and Y/N bought a spider costume and put it on a dog. They then let the dog run loose and chase after people.
- Mikey stole at least seven bowls of Halloween candy with Baji
- Pranks, lots and lots of pranks (courtesy of the Haitani brothers and Baji)
- Toman plus Y/N went into a haunted house. Baji ended up chasing after one of the actors for five minutes
- In the haunted house, Mikey hid and scared all the people inside, even the actors
- Chifuyu almost pissed himself
- Sanzu whacked a zombie with his katana because it was too close to Y/N
- In conclusion, don't go into a haunted house with Toman
- Hanma likes to work out just to impress Y/N. He enjoys having her sit on his back while he does pushups. He'll deliberately work out until he's sweaty just so he can piss Y/N off when he hugs her
- Ran and Rindou basically kidnapped Y/N for a few hours. Ran forced Y/N to dance in the rain with him while Rindou stood on the sidelines, laughing at his brother
- Wakasa and Y/N would probably take couple counseling together to mess with people and wait until the therapist realizes they don't even know each other that well
- Mario Kart destroyed friendships, mainly Hanma and Y/N's. They still aren't on speaking terms and its been a month
- Mikey, the Mizo Five, and Hanma worship the ground Y/N's walks on
- Y/N and the girls doing k-pop dance covers and Hanma joins in. Legit everybody is only focused on them because their energy matches and they look so cute
SCENARIOS
- Chifuyu : what were you guys for Halloween? I was a ghost
Baji : Vampire
Mikey : Dorayaki
Hanma : Y/N's bitch
Kisaki : She walked him like a dog and he likes it
Draken : That's some real kinky shit there...
- Baji : Draken, what in the world are you supposed to be
Draken, dressed in a huge chicken costume : I'll give you a clue. One letter, 'U'
Smiley, laughing : Get it?! Because Baji is too much of a wuss to confess to Y/N!
- Baji : I'll drink your blood! Blah, blah, blah
Y/N : Keep your dusty, crusty, and musty ass away from me
- Y/N : Shuji, how was Halloween in the hospital?
Hanma : I never want to go back there again. The patients and staff there took it... very seriously
- Baji, in an escape room with Y/N, Chifuyu, and Kazutora : Let's kick down the door!
Chifuyu : Baji-san, no!
Kazutora : Baji, yes!
Y/N, rolling her eyes : Just unlock the door normally, you idiots
Chifuyu : But we don't have the key
Y/N : Then step aside ladies *kicks the door down with ease*
Y/N : Keys are for amateurs
- Mikey : Let's watch a horror movie!
Y/N : Eh, sure
Draken : Why not
*five minutes later*
Mikey, trembling and hugging both Y/N and Draken : Can we switch movies?
- Kisaki : Your tongues all purple
Hanma : Is it really?
Kisaki : Yes. And so is Y/N's. Did y'all drink purple dye or something?
Hanma : No... but we had slushies!
Kisaki : Grape-flavoured slushies are a thing?
Y/N : I had the blue one
Hanma : And I had the red one <3
Kisaki : that doesn't make sense. How did you- Oh... OH... What did you guys do today?
Hanma: We went to the park
Kisaki : And what did you do at the park?
Y/N : We drank our slushies
Kisaki: And then?
Hanma and Y/N : ...
Hanma, whispering : Do you think that's why our tongues are purple?
Y/N, fake coughing : Shut up. I told you not to use your tongue
- Hiro : You are not good enough for my daughter and I don't want you around her. End of story!
Hamma : ... So why don't you give me one more ch-
Hiro : *Slams the door shut*
- Hanma : Help! I told Y/N I'd cook dinner tonight but I can't cook!
Kisaki, pouring milk directly into the cereal box : And you thought I could help?
- Hanma : If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con' and the opposite of 'progress' is 'congress', then the opposite of 'constitution' is-
Y/N : Let me stop you right there
- Y/N : My demons are chasing me and their doing the Naruto run
- Takemichi, making chicken and dumpling soup, dropping a dumpling on the floor : This is sadder than the time I fell in front of a train
Draken, choking on his soda : Excuse me?
Mikey : You're excused
- Rindou : How long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Izana : I think-
Y/N : Seventy-two hours
Izana : How do you know?
Y/N : Wednesday Adams is behind you
- Y/N : Making my way downtown
Hanma : Where do you think you're going?
Y/N : Walking fast
Hanma : Y/N! Come back! It's been two days! You need sleep!
Y/N : Walking faster
Hanma : Don't you dare!
Y/N : Jogging faster
Hanma : Y/N!
Y/N : Moving at an extremely fast speed
- Kisaki : Name a body part that starts with 't'
Hanma, without hesitating : Titties! Particular Y/N's!
Mikey : I like him. We're friends now
Kisaki : ... You two are gross
- Y/N : I can't believe you ate that
Hanma : It said free samples
Y/N : It was fucking lotion
- Y/N : When a zombie apocalypse happens, you guys will definitely be survivors
Baji : Oh, because we're so awesome?
Y/N : No. Because zombies only eat brains