Comedy Texting

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Jokes, hilarious comebacks, funny texts, this book has it all. If you are looking for a good laugh, here you go!

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Overprotective Dad

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Hailey:How could you? I trusted you and you cheated on me!!!!

Hailey:Oh, sorry Dad, that was meant for Jim.

Dad:Oh.

Dad: On a completely unrelated note, do you happen to know where my shotgun is?

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