this will be more like a stage play since i can't really type out actions in texting ;P
[tony]
hello miserable losers
[clint]
hello friend
[tony]
:)
it is time for the annual stark tower easter egg hunt
[natasha]
this is childish, stark.
[steve]
it seems fun to me!
[natasha]
of course it does
[tony]
okay so let's get started
no teaming
just find the freakin' eggs
[bucky]
can i join
[tony]
only if you don't screw it up
[bucky]
...yay.
[tony]
okay there's 100 eggs, now, go play.
*everybody runs off*
[steve]
*finds an egg in the couch cushions*
yay jellybeans!
*eats jellybeans*
[tony]
STEVE THERE'S 99 MORE EGGS STOP EATING
[steve]
wait what
[tony]
steve you're disqualified
[steve]
wait nuuuu
*steve runs to find more eggs*
[natasha]
well i still haven't found an egg yet
*tony throws an egg at natasha's head*
[natasha]
TONY YOU LITTLE-
*natasha jumps on tony, pins him down, and starts pulls on his hair*
[bruce]
*bruce walks around in the lab...
and hears distant screams from tony*
well that's pleasant
[tony]
*intense screaming*
[steve]
let him go! let him go!
[clint]
keep him down! keep him down!
[thor]
HALT!
*thor picks up natasha off of tony, who is breathing heavily on the ground*
*steve whimpers, hiding from behind the couch*
[tony]
wHAT JUST HAPPENED
*bruce walks into the room*
[bruce]
is everything okay, science bro?
[tony]
i think so
[bruce]
well i found two eggs and you can have one
*natasha is kicking in the air, trying to free herself from thor's grip*
[tony]
*gulp* tasha can have it
*thor accidentally lets go of natasha, who accidentally rams into bruce*
[bruce]
AGH!
[tony]
brother!
*bruce hurts his knee and hULKS OUT*
[thor]
EVERYBODY RUN
*thor picks up steve and bucky and runs*
LET US GO MY BRETHREN
*clint runs off*
*tony is stuck on the ground with a hurt leg*
[tony]
NATASHA! HELP ME!
*bruce tries to catch clint, but fails*
[natasha]
...you make me sick.
[tony]
HELP ME!!!
[bruce]
HULK SMASH!
*bruce smashes a wall, and the wood and other dusty wall crap falls on tony*
[tony]
NATASHAAAAAAA!!!!!!! I'M SORRY, SIS!!!
*bruce and natasha both go silent*
[natasha]
sister?
*bruce roars loudly and walks towards tony*
[natasha]
tony, hold on! i gotcha... bro...
*natasha slides under hulk and picks up tony by his arms, dragging him a safe distance away*
[tony]
t-thanks...
[natasha]
no problem...
*natasha helps tony and supports him*
[tony]
just try to get to the elevator...
*bruce runs to the bar and smashes all of tony's drinks*
[tony]
MY SCOTCH!!!
[natasha]
hush, tony!
*natasha helps tony walk to the elevator*
[bruce]
HULK WANT TO KNOW WHERE CLINT GO
[natasha]
okay, we're not his target. he'll tire himself out soon.
*the elevator opens and natasha helps tony inside*
[tony]
SEE YA, SU-
*natasha covers tony's mouth*
[natasha]
shuuut up!
*bruce turns around and starts running to the elevator*
[tony]
TASHAAA!!!
[natasha]
TONYYY!!!
*the elevator door closes right before bruce gets there*
*natasha and tony breathe heavily*
[tony]
thanks for saving my butt back there...
[natasha]
don't mention it.
*tony looks in the corner and sees an egg, then gives it to natasha*
[tony]
...found an egg.
*natasha takes it and smiles*