Dedicated to;
"Gumble, who was a better person than I am even though he was a dog."
"Everyone who has a red underline when they typed their name in Microsoft Word."
"The people who inspired it; who might never and hopefully never read about it."
"Grammar, because seriously--who is she?"
Warning: I wrote this when I was like... 13 or something. Sorry for the quality of it. It's hilarious to reread this. I've just decided to publish it now. Past me was very adamant to keep this to myself. I thought why not? Enjoy.