Baka & Test x Male Reader

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Bio
Episode 1: Idiots, Classes, & the Summoned Test War
Summon: Pac-Man
Episode 2: The idiot, the class, & the Summoned Being War
Summon: Roy
Summon: Chrom
Episode 3: Food Expenses, Dates, & Stun Guns
Summon: Cloud
"Fiancé" or "Wife"
Episode 4: Love, Spice, & Bento
Item: Bob-omb
Item: Hothead
Episode 5: Map, Treasure, & Striker Sigma V
Summon: Wolf O'Donnell
Episode 6: Me, Pool, A paradise of Swimsuit, and--
Summon: Sonic
Summon: Mega Man
Episode 7: Me, Shouko, & Kisaragi Grand Park
Winner of (Y/N)'s Fiancé or Wife
Episode 8: Runaway & Maze & the Summoned Beast instrumentality Project
Summon: Pichu
Summon: Mythra
Item: Super Leaf
Item: Franklin Badge
Item: Daybreak
Episode 9: Kiss & Bust & Ponytail & Marriage
Wife: Ikaruga
Episode 11: Rival & Love Poem & Blitzkrieg
Item: Master Ball
Pokémon: Entei
Summon: Robin
Summon: Marth
Summon: Lucina
Episode 12: Love & Courage & Our Battle has Just Begun!
Summon: Byleth
Summon: Corrin
Summon: Inkling
Item: Super Scope
Item: Staff
Item: Motion-Sensor Bomb
Pokémon: Lugia
Item: Deku Nut
Summon: Pit
Summon: Dark Pit
Summon: Mii Swordfighter
Item: Home-run Bat
Episode 13: Idiots & Tests & Summoned Beast
Halloween Special Song

Episode 10: Mock Exam & Phantom Thief & Love Letter

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((3 more episodes before the end of season 1. Let’s do this!))

Mizuki is walking while reading a book.

Narrator: Himeji Mizuki is enthusiastic in everything. Even today, she is reading up on something she doesn’t know in a book on the subject.

Mizuki/Aki: How to deliver a love letter. It is best to personally deliver it as it conveys your feelings better & raises the chance of a good res—/Himeji-san, are you studying?

Mizuki look behind her to see Aki as she panicked.

Mizuki: Yoshii-kun?! Yes, there was something I didn’t understand.

Mizuki(Mind): That’s right, if I give it to him now…

Mizuki: Yoshii-kun, actually, it’s this!

Mizuki then bow & give the letter to Aki as he was close to accepting it.

Mizuki: Um… Please don’t laugh.

Aki open the letter to see a picture of Neo.

Aki: You collected these too?

Mizuki: Sorry, I made a mistake!

Next Morning
Narrator: For the second year Class F’s Yoshii Akihisa & (L/N) (Y/N), an ordinary morning arrives.

Akira is shaking Aki.

Akira: Please wake up, Aki-kun. It’s morning already.

Aki: I’m still sleepy.

Akira: I guess it can’t be helped. I’ll have to give you a morning kiss to wake you up.

Akira got on the bed & try to kiss Aki, only for Aki to scoot away.

Aki: I’m awake, I’m awake, I’m completely awake!

Akira: Then a good-bye kiss as advanced payment—

Aki: You can’t give an advance on that!

Akira: I guess I have to give up on family bonding. Please get dressed quickly, your breakfast is ready.

Aki: Breakfast? Nee-san can’t cook.

Akira got three yellow cans for Aki.

Aki: I knew it’d turn out like this.

Akira: It’s a healthy, balanced breakfast. I prepared a variety of liquids for morning when you’re on the run.

Aki: It’s not exactly food, but at least it’s nutritious.

Akira: Take in a lot of calories in the morning to start off the day & eat light meals at night when you’re inactive for your health.

Aki: That’s good, right?

Akira: Considering that approximately 2500 calories are taken in per day, it is appropriate to take in 1000 calories for breakfast & for lunch, & 500 for dinner. Since one of these is 200 calories, you should drink 5 of these in the morning, coming out to one liter.

Aki: No, this is too much.

Akira: 13 of these in a day adds up to 2.6 liters.

Aki: I can’t drink that much.

Akira: Don’t worry, I prepared a variety so you won’t get sick of them. The entrée is normal, the side dish is corn soup, the beverage is coffee, & you can pick between café au lait & cocoa for dessert.

Aki: That’s not the problem.

Akira: You’re right. I’m sorry, nee-san was wrong.

Akira got the kitchen filled with Calorie Maido boxes.

Akira: This isn’t enough for Aki-kun since he’s growing, is it?

Aki: Knock it off! Don’t give me more!

Narrator: Akihisa’s blissful mornings are a distant memory.

Meanwhile
Ikaruga & (Y/N) are sleeping until a shadow figure is closing in on Ikaruga. I She then quickly wake up, sit up to see a sleeping (Y/N) having Katsuragi in a neck hold.

Katsuragi: I didn’t know he knows I’m here.

Ikaruga: I don’t think he’s know he’s sleeping.

After their struggle with waking up (Y/N), he is in the bowing position in front of Katsuragi.

(Y/N): I am sorry. I didn’t know you were here.

Katsuragi: It’s ok.

Asuka & Yagyū walk in with Yagyū carrying a tired Hibari.

(Y/N): Morning, y’all. Sorry we woke you guys up.

Asuka: It’s ok. We are used to a morning.

(Y/N): What were you doing in our room?

Katsuragi then made to Asuka & fondle with her breasts from behind, causing (Y/N) to be dumbfounded.

Ikaruga: That is her hobby. Sexual Harassment towards other girls with big breasts.

(Y/N): This is on a whole new level of perverted expressions.

Katsuragi/Asuka: You should try & fondled your wife’s chest like this./Cut it out, Kat!

(Y/N): I rather not.

Narrator: (Y/N)’s blissful mornings are filled with new memories.

School
Aki, with a full stomach from the drinks, & (Y/N), holding a bag with Dragon Ramen Kat made for him, are in Class.

Aki: She could’ve at least given me something solid.

Kouta is looking through a window with a binoculars & a counter.

Aki: Huh? What’re you doing, Ninja Pervert?

Kouta: A period measurement.

Aki: Measurement?

Aki then joined him by looking through the binoculars.

Kouta: Statistics for this academy's bust sizes.

Aki started to get a nosebleed.

Kouta: It’s an A-cup if the top to bottom measurement is 10 cm. & with each 2.5 cm increase, it becomes a B-cup, C-cup, D-cup, etc. B, C, A, A, B, B, C, B, A-no, D, A, B  A—

Aki: Wasn’t that a C just now?

Kouta: That’s a fake.

Aki: I’m amazed you can tell. This one’s rather small. Is that an A cup?

Kouta: No, no. For each 2.5 cm decrease from A-cup, it becomes an AA-cup, then AAA-cup…

(Y/N) then see Minami open the door, all mad.

Aki: I see, so a completely flat one like that—

Minami then put Aki in the Boston Crab.

Minami: There’s nothing wrong with being completely flat!

Kouta then noticed as he brought his camera, Shouko stab Yuuji’s eyes.

Shouko: Yuuji can’t look.

Kouta: Just a bit more, just a bit more…

The wind blew Minami’s skirt, as Kouta is about to take the picture, Aki was in front of the camera, causing Kouta to self-destruct himself. Hideyoshi came in wearing a nurse outfit.

Hideyoshi: Noisy as ever.

(Y/N): Uh, should I ask? I think I should. Hideyoshi, what’s with that outfit?

Aki: I got it; you’re going to heal me, right?

Hideyoshi: It’s a costume from the drama club. It’s a male nurse’s uniform, but when I put it on it looked like a woman’s.

Kouta: Not a female nurse, just a nurse.

Hideyoshi: What, I misread the script?

(Y/N): They probably put male nurse in your script.

Hideyoshi: No wonder the front of the underwear didn’t open, even though the front of the top did.

Aki & Kouta then nosebleed.

Minami: Geez, what’re you guys doing?

Yuuko: This is really embarrassing.

The five of them then look to see Yuuko.

Hideyoshi: Sister!

Yuuko: Cut it out, Hideyoshi. People give me looks when you do stupid things, too.

Hideyoshi: I’m not doing anything that looks stupid.

Yuuko: Just believing that proves your idiocy.

(Y/N): You can’t blame him for that. I mean, look at you two. You both identical. The only difference is that you have no love.

Yuuko: I too have a heart. Besides, simply being in Class F is bad enough, but it’s like a zoo for idiots in here.

(Y/N): Class A vs Class F will be like the Civil War of anime.

Yuuko: I’m ashamed to be a student of the same academy. I’m even more ashamed of our tactician is in this class.

(Y/N): Yuuko, you look like you want to start a fight.

Yuuko: Please, I’m a lady. Ladies do not start fights… we can finished it.

(Y/N): Gasp!

Hideyoshi: You don’t have to say that much.

Yuuko: The truth is that truth. Or have your grades gone up since then?

Aki, Kouta, Minami, & Yuuji are stunned at that question towards Hideyoshi.

Yuuko: This is a school, so study if you have time to play. Let’s go, Rep.

Shouko & Yuuko then left Class 2-F.

Yuuko: Oh, & (Y/N). Enjoy it while it last. Class 2-A will take back what’s ours.

As they left, they sweatdrop in demeanor.

Meanwhile
Narrator: At that time, Himeji Mizuki was perusing a technical book.

Mizuki: How to deliver a love letter. If you don’t have the courage to deliver it directly, you can ask a close friend. A close friend?

She then went to Minami.

Mizuki: Minami-chan.

Minami: What is it, Mizuki?

Mizuki: It’s about Yoshii-kun, but…

Mizuki then give Minami the envelope.

Mizuki: Is that—Could it be that you also…

Minami have an envelope as well.

Mizuki: Eh, you mean… you too for (Y/N)?

Minami open to find more cross-dress cosplay (Y/N) ranging from Neo to Eina to Pauline.

Minami: I have found out that he was nickname, “Mystique” by one of his mangaka buddies. You have one that I don’t have?

Mizuki was confused. She then went to (Y/N) & tell him. His face show a scared expression with poker face.

(Y/N): What she said is true.

Mizuki: (Y/N)-kun, It was supposed to be your secret.

(Y/N): He & Hideyoshi was the only two guys that know. I can’t believe I made a monopoly just by dressing up as villainess & heroine, & by that, I mean a female antagonists & female protagonists.

Kouta: With killer poses.

Mizuki: Really?

(Y/N): No. But I have my fair share. What you got there.

Mizuki shows him the book.

(Y/N): “How to deliver a love letter.” You reading this because…

Mizuki: I want to give Yoshii-kun my letter. So, I thought about asking Yoshii-kun’s close friend instead of mine.

(Y/N): I’ll go get Yuuji.

(Y/N) bring Yuuji to the roof to talk to Mizuki.

Mizuki: Sakamoto-kun.

Yuuji: What’s up, Himeji?

Mizuki: I have a request. Actually, a love letter—

Shouko quickly Intervene by stomping the ground hard & brought her Taser out.

Yuuji: Wait, Shouko! I didn’t do anything wrong!

Shouko then also brought out a marriage form.

Shouko: This takes priority.

Yuuji: A marriage registration?! Stop that! I’ll never sign it!

Shouko is pissed enough to shocked Yuuji as Mizuki sighed.

Mizuki: If it’s too difficult to just hand over the love letter by itself, you can deliver it with a present.

Afternoon
Mizuki: Um, Yoshii-kun.

Aki: What is it, Himeji-san?

Mizuki: Actually, there’s something I want Yoshii-kun to have. I asked (Y/N) to make these Cannoli this morning.

Nishimura: Yoshii. Good timing. Help me carry some stuff.

Nishimura grab Aki before he could grab (Y/N)'s cannoli.

Mizuki: You can also secretly leave it in the recipient’s bag or shoe box. It looks humble, & the recipient’s impression of you will be better. I should’ve just done this from the start.

As Mizuki then open Aki’s shoebox, Minami sees her.

Minami: What’re you doing, Mizuki?

Mizuki: Um…

Minami: This is…

Minami & Mizuki are shocked to see an ecchi book in the locker. They then burn it in the trash with leaves.

Meanwhile
Shouko is looking for Yuuji with her Taser in her hand.

Shouko: Yuuji, where are you?

Yuuji then torn the wallpaper to reveal himself after Shouko went by.

Yuuji: If this gets into Shouko’s hands, my life will end.

Kouta then have his stacks of breast size on the girls.

Kouta: It’s finally completed. The complete statistics of bust sizes, impossible to replicate.

Mizuki then sit on bench.

Mizuki: I couldn’t leave it in his shoe box after all. What should I do?

Mizuki got a different color of envelope.

Mizuki: This envelope is…

Mizuki then open to see more cross-dress cosplay outfit of (Y/N).

Mizuki: In its own way, this is—No, where’s my love letter?! Did I drop it back there?

Aki & his being are carrying boxes as they are walking to the shoebox.

Aki: Why do I always have to go through this?

Aki’s being then slip on something & fell, causing Aki to fell & drop the boxes. Aki then see the paper.

Aki: What’s this?

Aki sees the 2nd year 1st Semester Mock Examination.

Aki: Could this be… the questions for the next exam? If I read this & know the questions before the test, then even I can get a full score! As if. That's the same as cheating. I’ll be suspected if I suddenly score a 100.

Aki & his being then gathered the papers, but then sees a box is ripped.

Aki: Huh? The box is ripped. What should I do? Should I use the classroom’s orange boxes instead?

Kyouji is looking around the corner as he smirked. Aki found the four orange boxes & put them in safe.

Aki: I’m done!

Nishimura: You’ll see these again during the next mock exam. Be sure to review until then.

Aki: Got it.

The vault is now closed. Mizuki then found her envelope.

Mizuki: Found it! I’m glad I—

Mizuki then open it to see…

Mizuki: A statement of delivery?

Mizuki then read a letter, causing her to scream.

Next Day
Aki: What’s wrong, Himeji-san? You don’t look so well.

Mizuki: Yoshii-kun? Um, well…

Aki: What is it? If I can help, then please tell me.

Mizuki: Yoshii-kun.

Mizuki’s eyes shows worried & sadness.

Mizuki: Actually…

Inside Class 2-F
Hideyoshi, Kouta, Minami, & Yuuji: It’s gone!

Yuuji: Where’d it go? My marriage registration form!

Kouta: The list of bust sizes that I painstakingly compiled!

Minami: The fake & cosplay I bought!

Hideyoshi: Where’s my costume?

(Y/N) open the door to see his friends digging in the boxes.

(Y/N): I feel like I should ask, but I’m not

Yuuji: What does this mean? I left it in safe & locked it up.

Kyouji: If you’re talking about the orange boxes, Iron Man just took some.

Hideyoshi, Kouta, Minami, & Yuuji: What?!

Kyouji: & then…

The five of them then panicked.

Aki: Your important envelope?! & do you have any clue about where it is?

Mizuki: Well, I found this around where I dropped it.

Aki: A delivery statement of this year’s mock exam questions. Then when I dropped the questions, it got mixed in with them. The safe it’s in is locked, & students can’t get in on their own. What shall we do?

Yuuji: We’ll help out!

Aki & Mizuki then see Hideyoshi, Kouta Minami, & Yuuji.

Kouta: I’ll assist.

Minami: Don’t be so reserved, consult with us!

Hideyoshi: We need to help each other when we’re in trouble.

Aki: Yuuji, everyone! Where’s (Y/N)?

Yuuji: He won’t be joining us.

(Y/N): He is now.

Everyone then sees (Y/N).

(Y/N): Apparently, I have something inside Hideyoshi’s box.

Yuuji: The things in that safe are also important to us!

Hideyoshi: They may not hold any value to others…

Kouta: But they are the fruits of our labor!

Minami: We’ll get it back, no matter what!

Aki: Everyone.

Mizuki: Everyone, thank you!

Yuuji: Everybody work together for Himeji!

(Y/N): Yuki means for themselves.

Yuuji: Stop calling me that!

They then went to the safe.

Yuuji: So it’s inside this safe.

Aki: It’s a double lock with a key & a code.

Mizuki: It won’t open with just one of them.

Kouta: It’s really secure.

Minami: Why not break through the door with Aki’s Summoned Being?

BONK!

Minami then received a lump on her head by (Y/N).

(Y/N): We need a smart idea.

Hideyoshi: Hey! I have an idea!

Five of them(Minus(Y/N)): What is it?

Hideyoshi: We put on a show about a master bank robber recently, & the robber had a trick he used to get inside the safe.

Yuuji: & what was it?

Hideyoshi: First, make a copy of the treasure. Then show the fake to the owner & tell him you took it from the safe. The panicking owner will run over & open the safe to confirm the contents, & that’s when you steal it.

Minami: Amazing!

Mizuki: You’re smart!

Yuuji: Even a fool can understand that explanation!

Aki: Then let’s do it!

The five of them(Minus (Y/N)): Yeah.

(Y/N) then see them did poses that makes the Ginyu Force proud. (Y/N) have that Frieza look when he met them.

(Y/N): Well, who is going to steal it?

Teacher’s lounge
In front of the door has (Y/N) looking at that as the others are on the door. (Y/N) then walked in as they waited for him. It was a few minutes before he came out with the key. They were shocked & astonished.

(Y/N): I’ve even got the number code.

Hideyoshi: How did you do that?

What actually happened
Nishimura: (Y/N). Good timing. When you drew me that Geese Howard portrait of me, I put it in the safe. Here is the key & number code for it.

Back to (Y/N)
(Y/N): It was difficult.

(Y/N) then open it the safe as they went to the box.

Kouta: Found it!

Minami: I’m glad it was safe.

Yuuji: Mine was here too!

Yuuji(Mind): I have to secure it better next time.

Mizuki: Found it!

Aki: That’s great, Himeji-san.

Mizuki: Yes, thank you very much. Really, thank you!

Hideyoshi: Oh, my costume’s here!

Aki: There’s a bra too?

Kouta: & it’s a front hook.

Aki & Kouta then got a nosebleed.

Mizuki: So that’s what those look like.

Minami: Mizuki, you don’t know about front hooks?

(Y/N): I actually know the reason. Front hook range size 12-44. Himeji went over with size since the clasp will be too weak to hold them.

Minami: That’s not true!

(Y/N): Oh, it’s true. It’s damn true.

Minami: The clasps are durable, & who decided that front hooks are for flat-chested girls?

(Y/N): I’ve never said that.

Aki & Kouta: Too large…

Aki & Kouta then nosebleed as Kyouji grab a paper.

Kyouji: So this is it.

Hideyoshi: What’re you doing, Nemoto?

Kyouji: Why, just some reviewing.

Mizuki: You can’t, Nemoto-kun!

Minami: That’s cheating!

Kyouji: What’re you getting all worked up about? We’re all the same here. You entered the safe holding the questions without permission. They’ll punish you for cheating too if we get found out.

Mizuki: We just came here to get what we lost!

Kyouji: You think they’ll buy that, Himeji?

Kyouji got sucker punch by (Y/N) as he was knocked out.

(Y/N): Let’s go.

Aki: Eh?

Hideyoshi: Just like that?

(Y/N): Cheating is not even worth. Sure, cheating on one test doesn’t seem so bad, but it does have dire consequences as small as it could be, especially Aki’s case. Besides, is it really worth it if you cheat on this? You’re smart the way you are.

Everyone then smile.

(Y/N): Now, let’s go home & leave this troublemaker here.

(Y/N) started to leave, causing others to follow as he then close the vault door on Kyouji.

Afternoon
(Y/N) & Hideyoshi walked on the street.

(Y/N): That sister of yours…

Hideyoshi: I’m sorry. If only I try like my sister.

(Y/N) stop then look at Hideyoshi.

(Y/N): A wise master has taught me something very important: “Do or do not, there is no try.”

Ikaruga: (Y/N).

(Y/N) & Hideyoshi then see Ikaruga.

Ikaruga: Ready to head home?

(Y/N): Sure.

Hideyoshi: (Y/N)…

(Y/N) turned to Hideyoshi.

Hideyoshi: Who is she?

(Y/N)(Mind): I was afraid of this.

(Y/N): Hideyoshi… You’re my friend, right?

Hideyoshi: Yeah.

(Y/N): So, you know I want this secret between us, ok?

Hideyoshi: Ok. But the others would know soon enough.

(Y/N): I know. This girl… her name is Ikaruga (L/N).

Hideyoshi: Wait… isn’t that your last name? Isn’t she like your stepsister?

(Y/N): Well, more like… my beautiful wife. We got married before the time you guys met Aki’s sister.

Hideyoshi: EHHHH?!

((DONE! (Y/N) HELPED THE OTHER GET THEIR PERSONAL STUFF & HIDEYOSHI JUST FOUND OUT (Y/N) IS MARRIED. HOW WILL YUUKO & MINAMI WOULD REACT TO THAT? UNTIL THEN, STAY SHOCKING!!))

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