TF2 x Reader

By DiamondParty74

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A collection of TF2 x Reader ~ Update: Added Soldier and Engineer to the story. I'm going to be doing some ed... More

Intro Note
How You Met
His Nickname For You
His Dirty Pick Up Line
How You Cuddle
First Date (Just Scout)
His Favorite Thing About You
Little Things He Does For You
Periods
Nightmares
First Time (Just Scout) (18+)
You Join The Team
Dating Him Would Include
When He's Jealous
When You're Jealous
Kinks/Fetishes (18+)
Ass, Tits, or Legs (18+)
First Fight
Make-Up
You Two Get Caught ;) (18+)
You're Pregnant (Just Spy)
He Proposes
Truth Comes Out (Spy)
Wedding Ring
Wedding Dress
Wedding Cake
His Thoughts When You Walk Down The Aisle (His POV)
You're Pregnant
The Baby Kicks For The First Time
Pregnancy Cravings
Your Kids
Your Kids' First Word
Drawings - 1/?
Your Child Has A Nightmare
Your Child's Pet
He and Your Child Fight
He and Your Child Make-Up
His Thoughts When He First Sees You
What Sex With Him Is Like (18+)
After Sex (18+)
When He Realized He Was In Love With You
Daddy-Child Moments
Where He Likes To Kiss You
His Favorite Position (18+)
You Get Kidnapped By The Blu Version Of Him
His Reaction To You Being Kidnapped
Drawings - 2/?
Turn Ons
Him (Medic) (18+)(Rewrite)
Little Secret (Jack & Marinette)
*VERY IMPORTANT AUTHOR NOTE*
*New Book*
Your Child Gets Hurt
Your Child Kills For The First Time (18+)
He Gets Drunk (18+)
How They React To You Waking Them Up By Giving Them Head (18+)
Your Children's Birthday
His Valentine's Day Gift For You
Drawing 3/? (Plus Other Stuff)
Birthday Surprise (Marinette's Birthday)
When You Realized You Were In Love With Him
Your Dirty Pick-Up Line (18+)
He Cheers You Up
The Hunter And His Prey (Sniper)(18+)
You Get Drunk (His POV)
Drawings 4/?
RIP Rick May
How He Wakes You Up In The Morning
69 (18+)
Father's Day
Summer Family Time
The Past Hurts (Scout)
The Team Sees Yours/His Sex Marks (18+)
Halloween
How They Celebrate Your Birthday
Loss (Medic)
Snow Day
Drawings 5/? (Christmas Edition)
Christmas
New Year's Eve
You Get Hurt (Slightly 18+) (Big Surprise in the A/N)
Soldier Catch-Up Part 1
Soldier Catch-Up Part 2
Soldier Catch-Up Part 3
He Has A Nightmare (His POV) (18+)
Engineer Catch-Up Part 1
Engineer Catch-Up Part 2
Engineer Catch-Up Part 3
Minecraft (Modern AU)
Your Valentine's Day Gift For Him
You Have A Miscarriage (AU) (Trigger Warning)
He Protects You From Your Ex
Drawings 6/? + Bonus Stuff
Spider
He Sees You Sleepwalking
You Text The Wrong Person (Modern Au)(Slightly 18+)
His Reaction to Walking in on You Changing
Your Kids Walk in on You Two Making Out
Dating Troubles (Thomas)
The Team's Thoughts on You When He Introduces You to Them
You Celebrate His Birthday
Their Reaction to You Pulling All-Nighters
First Dance Song
You Steal Their Food
Your Water Breaks and You Go Into Labor
LET'S TRY TO SAVE TF2 (IMPORTANT A/N)
He's Sick
He Cheats on You (AU)
What You Guys Do for a Gender Reveal Party (Modern AU)
His Reaction to You Getting Arrested (His POV)
He Cheats on You (AU)(Part 2)
Your Kids Start Dating
He Drunk Texts You (Modern AU)
Your Kid(s)Get Kidnapped (Part 1)
Your Kid(s)Get Kidnapped (Part 2)
Room for One More (Sniper & Spy) (AU) (18+)
NSFW Alphabet (18+)
Author's Note
All for You (Medic & Sniper) (AU) (18+)
Misunderstanding (Medic & Sniper) (AU)
Bully (Pyro)
Drawing 7/? Part 1
Drawings 7/? Part 2
Bad Memory (Medic) (Trigger Warning)
Game on (Scout) (Modern AU) (18+)
Honeymoon (Engineer) (18+)
First Time (Pyro) (18+)
Drawings 8/?
Competition (Soldier) (Modern AU) (18+)
Breakdown (Sniper) (18+)

He Gets Arrested

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Scout

You were peacefully resting in the living room of the base when you heard the front door open. You smiled knowing it meant Jeremy and Mundy were back from their mission, but you frowned when you just saw just Mundy.

"Hey, Mundy... where's Jeremy." You asked, walking over to him.

Mundy jumped, turning to look at you.

"(Y/N), lovely see you!" Mundy forced a smile.

"Mundy, where is Jeremy?" You asked again, noticing his nervousness.

"Jeremy? Oh yeah, you see... umm Jeremy... he um..." Mundy tried to talk but was too nervous.

There was suddenly a sound of the base phone ringing, you turned to look at the phone. No one ever called the base phone except Miss Pauling and the rest of the team. You went to grab the phone, but Mundy tried to stop you.

"(Y/N) don't answer that, I'm sure it's nothing!" Mundy said.

You ignored Mundy and answered the phone.

"Hello?" You said.

"Oh thank god, (Y/N)!" Jeremy said on the other line. "You need to help me, I got arrested and I don't know where Mundy went!"

You looked at Mundy and he nervously laughed.

"YOU LET JEREMY GET ARRESTED!!!" You yelled.

"Wait, is Mundy there? Tell him I said he's a dick!" Jeremy said.

"Now look I didn't mean to leave him, It was too risky to help him," Mundy said. "I wasn't planning on leaving him in jail, I was going to get him out."

"You're damn right you're going to get him out!" You yelled. "Don't worry, Jeremy, you'll be out of there soon!"

"Thank god! I can't stand another minute in this place!" Jeremy said.

You hung up the phone, grabbed your gun, and dragged Mundy out of the base to break Jeremy out of jail.

Pyro

You paced back and forth in the living room of the base. Phoenix had left for a mission but he was supposed to be back 2 hours ago. You were starting to get worried and didn't know what to do. You suddenly heard the phone ring, figuring it was Miss Pauling you ran to the phone.

"Hello?" You said quickly.

"Princess! It's Phoenix, I need your help!" Phoenix cried.

"Phoenix, thank god you're alive!" You sighed. "Where are you?!"

"I got arrested, I need you to get me out of jail. The people here are mean and they took away my weapons!" Phoenix said.

"Don't worry, Phoenix. I'm going to get Dell and we'll get you out of there." You told Phoenix.

"Thank you, please hurry!" Phoenix said.

You hung up the phone, leaving the room to get Dell and the two of you headed out to break Phoenix out of jail.

Medic

You walked with the guard into the visitor's room. You noticed Ludwig sitting at a table, his arms wrapped in a straight jacket.

"No funny busy!" The guard said to you.

"I assure you, I'm just here to visit." You lied.

The guard walked away and you sat down.

"So, what was it this time?" You asked.

"Vell master zhought it vould be a good idea for us to break into a hospital and steal a few organs out of some dying patients," Ludwig said. "I mean, it's not like zheir going to need zhem since zhey vere dying anyway."

You laughed a bit, shaking your head.

"You should have been more careful." You said.

"Yeah, I know but I know jou and zhe team vould get me out here." Ludwig said. "Speaking of, vhen are zhey getting here?"

"In about 3, 2, 1." You counted before a huge explosion went off. "Right on time."

You smiled, getting up to free Ludwig from the straight jacket, and shooting a guard that tried to stop you.

"How jou get zhat in here?" Ludwig asked.

"Oh please you know Teufort guards are stupid." You said.

"Yeah, zhat is true." Ludwig laughed, grabbing your hand and walking out of the prison.

Sniper

Mundy paced back and forth in his cell.

"Stupid Jeremy... making me trip and getting caught by the stupid cops..." Mundy growled under his breath.

Mundy sighed, laying on the shitty bed. He at least hopes Jeremy told someone about him getting arrested, he does not want to spend the night here. Mundy suddenly heard someone clearing their throat. Mundy looked up, to see you disguised as a cop.

"(Y/N)?" Mundy said, running to the cell gate.

"Shhh, don't blow my cover, these idiots still haven't realized I don't work here." You whispered.

"Right, sorry," Mundy said.

You looked around, unlocking the cell.

"Let's go, we only have a few minutes." You said, grabbing Mundy's hand.

You two headed outside where Jeremy was waiting by a car. Mundy growled a bit seeing Jeremy.

"Hey, Mundy... no hard feelings," Jeremy said, rubbing the back of his neck.

Mundy grabbed the back of Jeremy's hair.

"You ever leave me to get arrested again and I will make sure you regret it," Mundy growled.

"Ouch! Stop! I'm sorry man!" Jeremy said.

"Mundy, as much as I want to yell at Jeremy too, we need to go before someone sees you out of your cell." You mentioned.

Mundy sighed letting Jeremy go, before getting in the car. You and Jeremy got in the car too, head back to the base.

Spy

Jacques leaned against the wall in his cell, his arms crossed and his mind racing with anger. Jacques was expecting the mission to fail but he was expecting Jane to get arrested and not him, but Jane got lucky to slip away. Jacques sighed, he wished they did put a guard in his cell, he had no chance of escaping with them there.

"Sorry, no one is allowed to see the prisoner." Jacques heard the guard say.

"The mayor has new orders, he wants the prisoner moved and I need to take him." Another voice said.

Jacques looked over at the other person, a bit confused.

"I didn't hear about this." The guard said.

"It was very last minute, he didn't have time to notify everyone." The other guard said.

"Alright, fair enough." The guard said, unlocking Jacques' cell. "Let's go, fancy pants."

Jacques rolled his eyes and walked over to the cell door. The other guard put handcuffs on him.

"Thank you." They said, before dragging Jacques towards the nearest exit. Once they were away from the prison, Jacques smiled.

"I'm glad you found my backup watch," Jacques said.

You smiled, changing back into yourself. You unlocked Jacques' handcuffs, giving him a kiss.

"It wasn't hard to find." You said. "Sorry to keep you waiting."

"Nonsense, you got me out pretty quick, if the team was getting me, I'd been in there all night." Jacques laughed.

You couldn't help but laugh at Jacques' comment.

"That is true." You said. "Now come on, let's get back to the base."

Jacques nodded, holding your hand and heading back to the base with you.

Soldier

Jane shook the cell door back and forth. Jane got left behind while on a mission with Jacques and Jeremy, needless to say, Jane was beyond pissed to be locked up.

"You can't keep me in here! This is no way to treat an American soldier!!! I demanded you release me at once!!" Jane screamed.

"Oh, would you shut up already!" The guard yelled.

"You can't silence me! You're lucky I can't reach you or I would snap your neck!" Jane told the guard.

There were suddenly gunshots heard and the guard jumped at the sound. The guard then ran off and the gunshots continued. Jane tried to shake the cell door harder, trying to break it.

"Jane!" You yelled, running over to Jane's cell.

"Cupcake! Thank America you're here!" Jane smiled. "I can't get this stupid gate opened!"

"Stop shaking it, I got the key." You told Jane.

Jane stopped and you unlocked the cell. Jane smiled, pulling you into a kiss.

"Thank you, (Y/N)!" Jane said.

"Aww no problem, I wasn't about to let you stay in here." You laughed.

"Not to interrupt your guy's moment but we need to go!" Dell yelled.

You nodded, grabbing Jane's hand and leaving with the team.

Engineer

Dell silently sat in a jail cell, looking at the wall. Dell was a little annoyed that the cops were able to catch him, though he was mostly mad at Jane for breaking the other Teleporter that was supposed to be his escape. Dell sighed, laying down.

"Pss Dell." Dell suddenly heard, he looked around not seeing anyone. "Psss Dell, look at the cell window!"

Dell looked over and saw you on the other side of the small window.

"(Y/N)! Oh, honey, I'm so happy to see you!" Dell exclaimed, getting up.

"I wasn't going to just let you stay in here all night." You laughed. "Move to the far side of the cell, Tavish gave me some of his bombs. I'm going to blow up this wall!"

Dell nodded, moving away from the window and towards the bar of the cell. You put the two small bombs down and lit them, running far enough and taking cover. It took a few seconds before the bombs exploded. Dell could hear yelling not far from his cell, so he quickly ran outside to you. You hugged Dell, kissing his cheek.

"Thank you, (Y/N)," Dell said.

"No problem, Dell." You smiled. "Now come on, get on to the teleporter before the cops get you again."

Dell smiled, standing on the teleporter and disappearing. You soon step up and teleported after him.

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