july 21st 4:37pm
mike wheeler antis
ed sheeran: WE'RE IN HAWKINS YEAHHHHH
simp for eddie: lucky
question mark: YOU'RE IN FRANCE.
simp for eddie: oh yeah i forgot
question mark: wth???
b-billy: WE'RE AT THE TOWER OF PISA
dead brother core: LUCKY
bowl cut: LUCKY
dead brother core: jinx
bowl cut: did you just jinx me over text?
dead brother core: yes
simp for eddie: EDS CAN I TELL THEM
simp for richie: YEAHHH
simp for eddie: OKAY SO WE WERE AT THE EIFFEL TOWER EARLIER
simp for eddie: AND WE DECIDED TO START EATING SOME REALLY GOOD FRENCH FOOD
simp for eddie: AND IT WAS AT A TABLE RIGHT OUTSIDE THE TOWER
simp for eddie: AND HE TOLD ME HE LOVES ME HDGSGASGGASGGSSFV
dead brother core: AHHHHH
ed sheeran: OMGGG YES
wasp repellent: OMG OMG OMG OMG
the annoying mike: YESSSS
bird boy: finally
hot person: finally
bird boy: jinx
hot person: jinx
bird boy: oh
hot person: oh
bird boy: what
mayo: ANYWAYS congrats reddie
jacob lover: YEAH GO REDDIE
question mark: ^^^
wrist rocket: ^^^
ed sheeran: i'm so happy my ship has finally sailed :,))
bad hair: RIGHT????
simp for eddie: it sailed forever ago but okay
ed sheeran: FJDJDHBSHDBDJFHDH
wrist rocket: DUSTIN IS CURRENTLY EATING A WASP. IN MY HOUSE.
b-billy: why is he even in your house
wrist rocket: HES TOO SCARED TO GO HOME BECAUSE OF THE AXE MURDERER
simp for richie: LMAO
wasp repellent: IT ISNT FUNNY
jonathan: it kinda is but okay
simp for richie: SEE EVEN JONATHAN AGREES
bad hair: that's a first
simp for eddie: touché
bird boy: huh?
simp for eddie: nothing
b-billy: stan where are you???
bird boy: in the bathroom
b-billy: okay
simp for richie: SEE RICHARD I TOLD YOU THAT U WERENT SUPPOSED TO SAY "k" TO YOUR BF
hot person: RICHIE U "k" HIM????
simp for eddie: WHATS WRONG WITH K
dead brother core: whats NOT wrong with k???
simp for eddie: ITS BETTER THAN TYPING OUT EACH INDIVIDUAL LETTER
ed sheeran: its four letters...
simp for eddie: shut up ed sheeran lookalike
ed sheeran: shut up mike wheeler lookalike
wasp repellent: SHE DID NOT
dead brother core: OH
the annoying mike: ........
bad hair: OHHH SHE WENT THERE
*simp for eddie left the group chat*
hot person: LMAOOO
bird boy: no one add him back
*bowl cut added simp for eddie to the group chat*
simp for eddie: no i'm done
the annoying mike: aren't you the one that called me your "cousin twin"????
simp for eddie: that was the past, michael
the annoying mike: that was a few weeks ago, richard
simp for eddie: still the past, michael
bloody nose: will what was that noise coming from your room?????
bowl cut: i fell off my bed
the annoying mike: OMG ARE YOU OKAY???
bowl cut: mike it's like two feet stop being dramatic
simp for eddie: annoying*
hot person: weird*
ed sheeran: creepy*
the annoying mike: are we really doing this
simp for eddie: yes
wasp repellent: THE AXE MURDERER FOUND US
wrist rocket: AT MY HOUSE
wrist rocket: MIKE WE'RE COMING TO YOURS
the annoying mike: WHAT NO. DONT LEAD THE AXE MURDERER TO MY HOUSE
wasp repellent: TOO LATE WE'RE ALREADY HERE
wasp repellent: LET US IN
the annoying mike: NO WAY. YOU PROBABLY HAVE AN AXE MURDERER RIGHT BEHIND YOU
wrist rocket: WELL HES GONNA MURDER US. HURRY UP
the annoying mike: NO.
wasp repellent: WILL, EL
bloody nose: WE'RE NOT LETTING YOU IN EITHER
bowl cut: I'LL LET YOU IN JUST HURRY
jonathan: WILL YOU ARE NOT LETTING AN AXE MURDERER INTO OUR HOUSE
simp for eddie: YALL OLIVIA RODRIGO JUST WON THE BEST ARTIST THING
wrist rocket: THATS WHAT YOUR CONCERN IS???
simp for eddie: YEAH???
wasp repellent: THANKS FOR LETTING US IN WILL
jonathan: WAIT IF U LET THEM IN WHOS AT THE DOOR
wasp repellent: OH NO THE AXE MURDERER
wrist rocket: IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE NEAR THAT DOOR
bloody nose: yeah, we all are. hurry up.
simp for eddie: so what color do y'all want your coffins to be?
simp for richie: beep beep
wasp repellent: OMG
wasp repellent: OMG
wasp repellent: OMG
wasp repellent: OMG
wasp repellent: OMG
wrist rocket: I WILL FOREVER HE TRAUMATIZED
bowl cut: I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT
bowl cut: YALL IM ACTUALLY CRYING AND SHAKING
jonathan: OMG
wasp repellent: OMG
bad hair: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
wrist rocket: ELEVEN MURDERED HIM
wrist rocket: WITH HER MIND
dead brother core: THATS MY GIRLLL
b-billy: MAX
simp for eddie: unmask him
bowl cut: WE WOULD EXEPT WE HAVE NO IDEA WHERE HIS HEAD IS
bird boy: oh!! decapitation!! how cool!!
bowl cut: NO. NOT COOL. IM THROWING UP AND CRYING.
bird boy: i was being sarcastic...
the annoying mike: will come to my house rn. i'll keep you safe
bowl cut: okay. i'm walking there now
bloody nose: uhhh i found the head
ed sheeran: so who is it...?
bloody nose: OMG
bloody nose: NO NO NO OMG
bloody nose: ITS PAPA
question mark: who..?
bloody nose: BAD MAN
bloody nose: THIS CANT BE HAPPENING NO NO NO NO NO
simp for eddie: if he's a bad man then why do you care...?
dead brother core: omg el come over
bloody nose: okay i'm otw
dead brother core: okay hurry up
jonathan: SO YOU TWO BRATS ARE JUST GONNA LEAVE ME WITH THIS
wasp repellent: we're still here u know...
jonathan: oh yeah y'all totally have experience hiding a body
jonathan: and a head
wrist rocket: so you're implying that will and el do
jonathan: WHAT? NO
wrist rocket: okay cause that's kind of what it seemed like
wasp repellent: anyways we have to go hide a body. ttyl
ed sheeran: how cool and quirky
wasp repellent: omg ikr. #hidingadeadbody #nothingnew
simp for eddie: what the actual hell