y/n: so where is our next stop vice
vice: the slimes village
y/n: slimes village?
vice:....we've been over this already
y/n:....hey why does my bag feel heavier?
???: hoot, no reason, hoot
???2: shut up idiot
y/n:...
sprig: polly?
king: hooty?
y/n takes off his bag and opens it to see a pink sphere with a bow tie
???2: uhhh, hi
y/n:.....
y/n takes the sphere out
y/n: and where is this other one
???: hoot hoot, hoot hoot
y/n carries his bag to see an owl on the cover
???: PORTA-HOOTY! REPORTING FOR HOOTY!
y/n:.....how far away are we from the boiling isles?
vice: too far to go back, and farther from amphibia
y/n:...ugg, i'm guessing you two are hungry
???2: hungry? I'M STARVING!
y/n:...lets head over there, they should have food
anne:....i don't know bro, that looks really suspicious
y/n:...anne it's a wendy's, how can that be suspicious
we all head over to the wendy's and all eat a variety of food, i got the sphere i now know as polly some fries, i got a baconator, sprig got nuggets, anne and luz both got sons of baconator, and hooty.....got a fried rat?
y/n: so, what do you think's gonna happen, devil outbreak, cult, or some supernatural event
sprig: cult!
anne: i too go for cult
luz: supernatural event
polly: devil outbreak for sure
hooty: rats!
king: why didn't i get any food
y/n: king you got that big mac from mcdonalds before we found this wendy's
king: yeah but polly is having her 5th order of fries
polly: oi! shut up wolfly!
king: WEH!
polly: grrr
y/n: i think you two should maybe try and be nice to each other
polly: YOUR ONE TO TALK! YOU ALMOST DESTROYED YOUR EARTH!
y/n:.....
sprig: i-uhhh, think you said too much polly
y/n: no, it's fine, we should get back on the road
timeskip
polly: I'M TIRED!!!
y/n: you said you were tired, for the last 3 miles
king: i'm tired
y/n:....vice are we close to any hotels or anything
vice: hmmmm, yes, over there
y/n:.....that area looks familiar somehow
everyone runs into the walls
y/n:.....ok then
hooty: hoot hoot, this looks like that anime luz showed me
y/n: wait....anime? walls? oh shit this is the area from attack on titan
hooty:....oh no hoot
vice: thats sounds like a sit com anime
y/n:....oh, it's the exact opposite, my little sister made me watch all of it, i didn't know animes could be that dark
vice: you have a sister?
y/n: i'm the oldest of three, my sister is the youngest and my brother works for a group called fenix, and my sister is currently helping my parents with our bath house
hooty: what about you hoot
y/n:...i was apart of a cult.....deadmans, i was set to marry a girl named aguilera, and then become the new demon lord gifu.....but i meet vice....fought two men named touma and kaito.....tried to kill them and destroy my world, had a change of heart, fought with my fellow super heroes, and died.....
hooty:....well that sounds brutal hoot hoot
y/n:....it was.....especially knowing your own family hates you
everyone makes it into the walls
anne: wow, this is a nice experience area, attack on titan right?
???: what?
luz: nice cosplay outfit, you look just like levi
???:....i am levi
luz: yeah sure, and i'm eren
levi:.....
y/n: l-lets just get to safety- I MEAN A HOTEL!
anne:....ooookkkkkk
the team made it to the hotel and everyone got their own room, they each started unpacking
polly: UGGG!!! WHY CAN'T I HAVE MY OWN ROOM!!!!
y/n:.....last time you had your own room your were traumatized by the bullfrogs
polly: and if that happens, i will have my own room to save you guys
vice:....she's an idiot
y/n: she's just a kid vice, shut up
polly:....
y/n: look polly, in my world, your a cartoon character, i know how hopediah treats you, you may think your older, but your still a kid, and until your legs come in, i'm gonna have to be the hop pop for awhile
hooty: A BUG!
y/n:.....i'm also gonna have to be the eda to luz, king, and hooty
vice: SHE'S A WHORE!
y/n:...so just know it will be fine polly
polly:....
an explosion goes off
y/n:....sigh
y/n grabs polly and hooty, and first heads over to luz and kings room
y/n:....can you keep an eye on hooty while i'm gone
luz:....uhhh sure?
y/n: thanks
i hand hooty over to luz and head over to sprig and anne's room
y/n: c-
anne: YOU HEARD THAT EXPLOSION TOO?
y/n:....can you watch polly while i'm out
spirg: oh sure
i hand polly over to sprig
polly: DON'T DIE!!!!!
y/n:...heh, i won;t, vice...ready?
vice: HELL YEAH!
ReVice driver: ReVice Driver!
y/n:...we'll be off
y/n runs out of the hotel, and see's to his shock, titans
levi: GET OUT OF HERE!
y/n: we're not going anywhere
vistammp: REX!
vice: OI OI OI! DON'T FORGET THE CAMERA!
y/n: oh yeah
y/n takes out the camera and it flies to a titan, recording the whole body
vice: MINASAN! I'M VICE, THATS Y/N, TOGETHER WE ARE ReVice!
y/n:....HENSHIN!
ReVice Driver: Buddy up! Ohing! Shoning! Rolling! Going! Kamen Rider! Revi! Vice! Revice!
revi:....IKKI IKUZE!
revi and vice start zooming, jumping off of building and building, taking down titans their own ways
levi:...w-who are these guys
eren: t-they have to be gods
revi: VICE, THROW ME!
vice: GOT IT!
vice and revi collide, vice grabs revi's arm and slings him at a titan, revi grabs the oninbuster 50 and uses it to slice the titan's head in half
vice: YA-YA-YASHA!
revi: vice, lets take flight
vice: YOGATA!
vistamp: EAGLE! COME ON! E-E-E-EAGLE! COME ON! E-E-E-EAGLE!
ReVice driver: Buddy up! Araburu! Takaburu! Sora kake meguru! Eagle! Omae no hane o kazoero!
vice: now, count up.....the people we kill
vice and revi take to the sky and take down one titan at a time
revi: vice, catch
revi tosses the oninbuster to vice
vice: i-i can use this?
revi: yeah, you know what to do
vice: *sniff* A-ARIGATO! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
oninbuster: STAMP BY!
vice: AKUMA! STAMPING BLAST!
oninbuster: ONING STRIKE!
with one blast, vice took down 10 titans
revi: one left vice
vice: LETS REMIX!
revi: heh, then we shall
ReVice driver: ReMix! Remix! Buddy up! Hissatsu! Miracle! Guruguru! Eagle!
revi: lets end this
vice: AYO!
ReVice driver: Eagle! STAMPING FINISH!
revi and vice start to fly towards the last titan and high speed, the two start to spin, forming that of a drill
vice: ReVice FANG OVER BEAK!
the two drill through the last titan, killing it and the host
revi: that was....an attack on titan
vice: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CIAO!
the two land to the ground, revi got off of vice and grabbed the camera
revi: heh
revi takes out the vistamp and he and vice dehenshins
y/n: perfect footage
vice: agreed
y/n starts heading back to the hotel
levi: OI!
y/n: yo
levi: your under arrest, revice
y/n;....yeah, if you can catch me
vice: uhhh y/n
y/n:....
y/n looks down to see he already has rope around his arms
y/n:....oh
timeskip
y/n: amerika, amerika, WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA! AMERIKA! IST WUNDERBAR! WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA! AMERIKA! AMERIKA!
vice: what is it with you and singing german music while we wait
y/n: i love rammstein, my uncle was in the band
vice; your part german
y/n: no, my dad was just real good friends with him
vice:...i-
y/n: yeah
levi; wake up prisoner
y/n: already awake
eren: you have some friends, they want to see you
y/n: alright
anne: YOU GOT ARRESTED?!
polly: TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!
y/n: i saved them from titans
luz: you saved them and they arrest you, the manga really is better
y/n: idk, the anime was pretty good, anyway, whatchu guys up too?
anne: bailing you
polly: i got boom shroms
y/n:...wheres king, sprig, and hooty?
anne:.....where are they?
luz: i thought you were watching them
vice and y/n:....oh no
king: BWAHAHAHAHA! BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW DEMONIC OVERLORD!
king stands tall at a stage
king: YOU ARE ALL MY SERVENTS! YOU WILL DO EVERYTHING I SAY! NOW GIVE ME ALL YOUR PLUSHIES!!!!
y/n:....
luz: AWW, HE'S SO CUTE WHEN HE GETS BOSSY
anne: s-should we do something
luz: yeah we should
y/n: yeah, unti-
polly: done
y/n:...nice job polly, now then, save king from....anime
anne:.....
y/n: what
luz: you could have phrase that
y/n: best i could come up with
y/n runs towards king before he gets striked by a mamoth demon
y/n: owww
???: well well well, if it isn't aguilera's fiancee
y/n: o-orteca?
orteca: i was sent to get you back, didn't know you were in hell
y/n:....pretty nice for hell
anne: THIS IS HELL?!
luz: WE'RE DEAD?!!!
orteca: no no no, your not dead, he's dead
y/n: yeah, got killed by the person i was working for, the man who wanted to destroy the sentai and rider worlds
anne:...sentai?
polly: i think you mean hen-
y/n: NO I MEAN SENTAI! like super sentai.....goranger? gokaiger? gaoranger? timeranger? zenkaiger
y/n does zenkaiser's pose
luz:...nope, doesn't ring a bell
y/n: oh, well after i fought saber and zenkaiser, the three of us fought him, i got stabbed through the gut, he took my belt, and become a more....kaijin looking version of my rider form
orteca: CAN YOU GUYS FOCUS ON ME?!
y/n: oh sorry
orteca: y/n, you are to come back to the deadmans cult base, and marry aguilera, or else
y/n: or else what?
orteca; luz and anne dies
y/n: prove it
anne and luz: WHAT?!
orteca: i'm sorry, what
y/n: hurt them, rip one of their arms off, do it
orteca: i-err....o-okay then
orteca sends the mamoth demon to rip off an arm from luz and anne
???: NOT SO FAST!!!
anne: who the-
luz: AMITY?!
three fireballs hit the mamoth demon
y/n: i saw her in the distance and knew from my viewing of your cartoon, the owl house, on disney+ that you two have a deep friendship
amity: that was a....dumb plan you had, but it worked, here's your driver
y/n: thanks kid
amity: oh, the owl lady wanted me to give you this
???;: use my power, my grandson, prove to everyone your rider power, i believe in you
y/n:....i will....grandpa, IKKI IKUZE!
ReVice driver: ReVice driver!!!
vistamp: BATTA! COME ON! B-B-B-BATTA! COME ON! B-B-B-BATTA
y/n: HENSHIN!
ReVice driver: Buddy up! Densetsu to Natsuta! Saisho no batta! Toppu batta! Semaru hoppā! Henshin!
quick a/n: art of revi and vice batta genome is by jk5201 on deviantart, as of now i'm looking at their gallery, you may see more of his art in future books, especially zi-o, back to the story
revi: i feel it
vice: the power
revi and vice: OF THE FIRST TWO KAMEN RIDERS!
revi: grandpa.....give me strength
revi and vice start attacking the mamoth demon as their camera flies in
revi: hey, it's back
vice: we must have accidentally left it on
revi: well it's been recording for over an hour
vice: well it's a good thing we're verified and have an editing team
revi: yep, luz, king, and amity
luz: your joining our team?
amity: it was part of our deal, i free him, he lets me join, i only joined though to improve your video's editing, it was as some people say, cringe, this blonde girl named sasha called it that
anne: YOU FOUND SASHA?!
amity: woah, luz, who is this
luz: this is anne, she is from amphibia, and not from our part....apparently the boiling isles and amphibia are part of one giant land, we're looking for a village ran by a slime
revi gets flung past luz, amity, polly, and anne
amity: we got alot of talking to do
revi: VICE! LETS END THIS!
vice: rider crash?
revi: no, batta clash
vice: ooooo, better name
ReVice driver: BATTA! STAMPING FINISH!
revi and vice run towards the mamoth demon, and then sling themselves into a rider kick position, they both hit the mamoth and kill it, a vistamp flies over to polly's hand
polly: hmm?
polly: hey i caught it
revi: good job polly
timeskip
levi: we're....sorry....
y/n: the levi is apologizing to us? wow, i always thought levi was suppose to be cold, man, the anime and manga team didn't know
eren: manga? anime?
y/n: it's nothing....well, we're off
everyone leaves the city behind
y/n: so where to next
vice:.....welp....looks like we're....going to be at.....ummmm
y/n:.....oh, i know this place, i....actually i don't know this place, any of you guys
y/n grabs the gps and shows it to the others
polly: new to me
anne: looks like it's a school
luz: maybe a magic school
amity: maybe a school...or maybe a prison?
sprig: idk
hooty: hoot hoot
king: MY CASTLE!
y/n: figures.....H.....i know this, but what?
vice: ahh, we'll figure it out when we meet the locals
y/n; hope it's not my hero acadamia, the fandom ruined it for me
vice: WHAT ABOUT THE FANDOM! WE DIDN'T DO SHIT!
y/n:......i-i ticked him off didn't i
y/n looks around and see's everyone shunning him
y/n:...haha, i ticked all of them off.....great
???: hey, did you use my catchphrase
y/n; i didn't know cosplayers are here, nice josuke cosplay
josuke: i'm not cosplaying, cool stand by the way, do you always keep him out
vice: EH? YOU CAN SEE ME?
josuke: your stand can talk, nice, you should meet jotaro-san, let him see your stand
josuke drags y/n to a train station
anne: should we help him
luz: NOPE! HE INSULTED THE BNHA FANDOM!
anne:.....alright, works for me
to be continued