july 7th 6:05 pm
*beverly marsh created a group chat and added richie tozier, stanley uris, eddie kaspbrak, bill denbrough, mike hanlon, and ben hanscom.*
beverly marsh: hi
ben hanscom: hi!!
*richie tozier added mike wheeler*
eddie kaspbrak: who's mike wheeler?
richie tozier: my cousin-twin
eddie kaspbrak: your what?
mike wheeler: never call me that again
richie tozier: eds it means my cousin that looks like me
mike wheeler: i don't look like you
eddie kaspbrak: don't call me eds
stanley uris: there is so much happening right now everyone chill
bill denbrough: ^^
mike wheeler: okay cool can i add my friends?
mike hanlon: go for it
richie tozier: do i get any say in that?
mike wheeler: no
*mike wheeler added max mayfield, eleven hopper, will byers, lucas sinclair, dustin henderson, nancy wheeler, jonathan byers, robin buckley, and steve harrington*
beverly marsh: that was a lot of people
eleven hopper: who are all these people?
mike wheeler: my cousin and his friends
nancy wheeler: richie?
richie tozier: NANCYYY HEY
max mayfield: i'm confused
robin buckley: why am i here? we're not even friends
stanley uris: i think our biggest concern should be that all of our names are our first and last names
jonathan byers: what's wrong with that?
stanley uris: who are u?
will byers: my brother
stanley uris: who are YOU?
richie tozier: okay stanley fine
*richie tozier changed stanley uris' name to bird boy*
bird boy: what
bird boy: fine
*bird boy changed richie tozier's name to simp for eddie*
eddie kaspbrak: WHAT
simp for eddie: YEAH WHAT
beverly marsh: aha
*beverly marsh changed eddie kaspbrak's name to simp for richie*
simp for richie: STOP WE LITERALLY HATE EACH OTHER
beverly marsh: okay
*simp for richie changed beverly marsh's name to ed sheeran*
ed sheeran: really.
robin buckley: what is even happening rn???
*steve harrington changed robin buckley's name to ice cream*
ice cream: why.
*ice cream changed steve harrington's name to bad hair*
bad hair: HEY
dustin henderson: OHHH SHE WENT THERE
*lucas sinclair changed dustin henderson's name to dusty bun*
dusty bun: HEY ONLY MY SUZIE POO CAN CALL ME THAT
bill denbrough: your what???
*simp for eddie changed bill denbrough's name to b-billy*
ben hanscom: OHHH HE CAME FOR THE STUTTER
simp for eddie: don't even start talking benjamin
*simp for eddie changed ben hanscom's name to january embers*
january embers: richie no
january embers: richie she doesn't know
ed sheeran: wait ben that was you?!?!
ed sheeran: PRIVATE CHAT ME
simp for eddie: ummm
mike hanlon: did you just start a relationship?
simp for eddie: hopefully???
*simp for eddie changed mike hanlon's name to goat man*
goat man: goat man? really?
*simp for eddie changed mike wheeler's name to the annoying mike*
the annoying mike: WHAT
max mayfield: it's the truth
the annoying mike: MAX WHAT
*simp for eddie changed will byers' name to bowl cut*
max mayfield: LMAOOO
*the annoying mike changed max mayfield's name to dead brother core*
dead brother core: for one step brother* for two why
the annoying mike: idk let's ask your step brother 🎤 ⚰️
dead brother core: mike i WILL kill you the next time i see you
the annoying mike: like the mind flayer killed billy?
*jonathan byers changed their own name to jonathan*
simp for eddie: ok that works bc idk u that well
*bowl cut changed eleven hopper's name to bloody nose*
bloody nose: hey that isn't my fault
simp for eddie: context?
the annoying mike: no.
simp for eddie: k
*mike wheeler changed nancy wheeler's name to mayo*
bowl cut: why mayo???
the annoying mike: because one time she spread mayo all over every inch of her body
mayo: MICHAEL I WAS FIVE
max mayfield: LMAO WHAT
richie tozier: YEAH WHAT
mayo: again, I WAS FIVE.
goat man: umm okayy
ice cream: NANCY PLS
mayo: robin you didn't read that okay?
ice cream: fair enough
the annoying mike: richard u wanna explain your's and eddie's names?
simp for eddie: WE DIDNT MAKE THEM WE LITERALLY DESPISE EACH OTHER
simp for richie: ^^^!!!
ed sheeran: shoreee
simp for eddie: ED SHEERAN YOU'RE BACK
ed sheeran: 🖕
the annoying mike: lucas still needs a name
*dusty bun changed lucas sinclair's name to slingshot*
slingshot: it's a wrist rocket dustin
*dusty bun changed slingshot's name to wrist rocket*
dusty bun: better?
wrist rocket: yes thank you
simp for eddie: dustin why is your name dusty bun?
dusty bun: that's what my girlfriend suzie calls me 🥰🥰🥰
ice cream: not that emoji
simp for eddie: can i ask how she knows your bun is dusty?
bird boy: RICHARD
dead brother core: LMAO I LIKE HIM HES FUNNY
simp for richie: no he's annoying
dead brother core: okay 'simp for richie'
simp for richie: okay 'dead brother core'
bloody nose: what did billy ever do to deserve that?
b-billy: ?
simp for eddie: not u idiot she's talking about her brother that died
dead brother core: please use periods. that was confusing
simp for eddie: o.k.a.y.s.o.r.r.y.d.e.a.d.b.r.o.t.h.e.r.c.o.r.e
dead brother core: omg
simp for richie: told u he's annoying
bird boy: i can confirm
ed sheeran: fr. i really don't get what u see in him eddie
simp for richie: i.don't.like.him.
dusty bun: you're name says different
simp for richie: where did u come from?
bird boy: your*
dusty bun: my mom
ice cream: world's stupidest comeback of all time
simp for eddie: i agree ^
simp for richie: no one asked
ice cream: world's second stupidest comeback of all time
ed sheeran: aww richie and eddie are so married.