(I was bored and the interactions I have with my Dad are somewhat funny so I made this)
Eira: You know I'm not actually human, right? I'm a cyborg
Y/n: Okay so what does that make me?
Eira: ...good question
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Y/n: He loves his friends more than he loves us, that's why he takes so long
Eira: Speak for yourself
Y/n: PFFFT
Eira: Don't worry, he loves you :)
Eira: maybe
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Y/n: I didn't ask to be born
Eira: You didn't?
Y/n: Yeah, I was just chilling and Celestia walked up to me like, "Yo, there's a couple who wants a kid. You go."
Eira: *wheezing noises*
Y/n: "Nobody else wants to go, you do it"
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Eira: That's a lot of ramen
Y/n: LEAVE ME ALONE, IT'S 75% SOUP
Eira: You sure you don't want help eating it? I'll gladly help :)
Y/n: No, I offered to make you some and you declined. It's too late now >:(
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Y/n: *sitting on the stairs*
Eira: Mal..function.. mal...function
Y/n: ...I'm leaving, you're scaring me
Eira: What's wrong? I just wanna talk to my lovely daughter :)
Y/n: No thanks
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Y/n: stop eyeing my food
Eira: I'm not eyeing your food
Y/n: yes you are and I can't eat when you do that, I'm going to choke
Eira: if I stare hard enough, you'll drop it. Go on, eat it
Y/n: let me eat in peace-
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Y/n: What would you do if I had a boyfriend?
Eira: If you had a boyfriend...
Eira: Guess we'll never know
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Y/n: Thanks for the advice
Eira: No problem. Ten dollars please
Y/n: wut-
Eira: Ten dollars is what you owe me for making me sit here and give you advice
Y/n: But-
Eira: Being a parent is hard work
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Y/n: Mom
Eira: Yes
Y/n: Knock knock
Eira: Who's there?
Y/n: Deez-
Eira: No
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Y/n: What would you do if you got a call from the school about me getting into a fight?
Eira: I'd ask what started the fight
Y/n: You wouldn't ask who won?
Eira: No.
Eira: I'd already know it wasn't you
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Eira: Did you eat that entire wrap by yourself
Y/n: yes?
Eira: And you didn't save any for me...? :(
Y/n: you didn't ask...
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Y/n: Can you walk me to the kitchen
Eira: You woke me up at two in the morning for this? You're not little anymore, I shouldn't have to-
Y/n: ...
Eira: Alright, let's go
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Y/n: Can you carry me?
Eira: No, I'm way too old to be carrying you
Eira: You should be carrying me