Young Eda: there's no i in team but there's one in pizza!
Young Lilith: so you're not going to share?
Young Eda: I'm not going to share
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Eda: I got toilet paper!
Luz: and food?
Eda: ... I got toilet paper.
Luz: what about food?
Eda:
Luz: what are we going to eat???
Eda:
Eda: toilet paper?
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Eda: here you go Lilith, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Lilith: it's cold?
Eda: a nice cup of coffee
Lilith: IT'S HORRIBLE!
Eda: a cup of coffee
Lilith: I'm not even sure if this is coffee!
Eda:
Eda: a cup
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Golden Guard: I'm a miserable failure
Emperor Belos: yes, you are
Golden Guard: I failed my mission
Emperor Belos: yes, you did
Golden Guard: I could use some words of encouragement right now
Emperor Belos: yes, you could
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Hunter: hey
Amity: hey
Hunter: can't sleep
Amity: I can
Amity: goodnight *shuts door*
Hunter:
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Luz: she was poetry, but he couldn't read
Amity: his name is jarred, he's nineteen
Gus: when his parents built a very strange machine
Eda: watch that scene dig it, the dancing queen!
Luz and Amity, together: YAYYYYY MACARENA!
Willow: ....horrible job, everyone
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Luz: it's time for bed
King, holding up François: François says I can stay up as long as I want—and you need to DIE!
Luz, crouching down: what the hell, François?
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Alador, holding Amity back: Amity, it looks dangerous
Amity: ugh, Father, you say that about everything *runs forward*
Luz, holding Amity back: Wait, careful
Amity, flustered: oh! Really? Okay.
Alador: *visible confusion*
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Amity: this is so frustrating! I hate everything! I hate everybody!
Luz, on the brink of tears: everybody?
Amity: everyone except you
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Boscha, mumbling: I'm sorry for all the stuff I said
Willow: and off punching me in the face?
Boscha, laughing: oh no, you definitely deserved that
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Boscha: I would do anything for you, Willow
Willow: tell me my hair is prettier than yours
Boscha: almost anything
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Hunter: this was a stupid idea and it—!
Amity: *nods at Edric*
Edric, sighing: *walks over to Hunter and hugs him tightly looking up into Hunter's eyes*
Hunter wrapping his arms around Edric: Wh-what was I saying?
Edric: you were agreeing with Amity
Hunter: ...yeah
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Eda: alright, well go have fun or as you kids call it nowadays 'get turnt'
Luz: ohmygod no
Eda, grinning and knowing exactly what she was doing: this party's going to be 'lit, fam'
Luz: PLease stOp
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Hunter: *looking at Edric*
Edric:
Hunter: stop being so cute or I'll punch you on the lips
Hunter: very softly
Hunter: ...with my own lips
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Amity: Boscha, how do I ask someone out?
Boscha: well, first, you—
Willow: no, don't ask her. She asked me out in a McDonald's bathroom
Amity: ...
Amity: and you said yes?
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Luz: why is Eda crying?
Lilith: she took one of those "which emperor's Coven member are you" quizzes
Luz: and who did she get?
Lilith: ...
Lilith: me
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Luz: words ending in "ie" are so cute! Like cookie, sweetie, cutie...
Eda: die
Luz: NO-
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Luz: don't break someone's heart, they only have one!
Hunter: yeah, break their bones, they have over 206!
Luz: wait no-
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Luz: you can't be a king if you don't have a tragic backstory!
King: does someone else eating your pizza count?
Luz: how are you not a ruler already?
Hunter: I almost lost my will to live. Does that count?
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Eda: I am currently learning 5 new languages!
Lilith: why do you need to learn new languages?
King: so she can swear around Luz
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Eda: how do you politely tell someone you want to hit them with a brick?
Amity: one wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental used in building walls. Repeatedly.
Eda: that's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard
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Lilith: call the kids, their not listening to me
Eda: I'm not their mom
Lilith: just do it
Eda: Okay everyone, line up, we're going back to our rooms!
Luz, Amity, Edric, Emira, Vee, Hunter, Willow, Boscha, Gus, Amber, and all the other kids who are legally able to be adopted by Eda: *immediately following like ducklings*
Lilith:
Eda: No listen LISTEN I'M NOT THEIR-
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Eda: so if it bites you and it dies, it's venomous. If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.
Luz: what if it bites you and it dies?
Eda: that means you're poisonous, Luz
Hunter: what if it bites itself, and I die?
Eda: that's voodoo
King: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
Eda: that's correlation, not causation
Luz: what if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Eda: that's kinky
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Luz: okay codenames
Luz: I'm eagle one
Luz: Amity is "been there done that"
Luz: Willow is "currently doing that"
Luz: Gus is "It happened once in a dream"
Luz: Hunter is "if I had to pick a dark side"
Luz: and Eda is.......eagle two.
Eda: oh thank god
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Eda: they call me coffee because I grind so fine
Lilith: oh my god
Hooty: they call me coffee because I keep you up past 2 am
Lilith: Hooty stop
Hunter: they call me coffee because I'm really bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I am
Lilith:
Lilith: oh
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Willow: there's nothing worse than death
Amity: I can think of multiple things worse than death
Amity: Losing Luz
Amity: Luz getting hurt
Willow: Amity-
Amity: GETTING SEPARATED FROM LUZ!
Willow: Am-
Amity: wearing crocs
Willow: