Author: *Wakes up* God damnit, how long did I sleep?
5205: You slept for almost 18 hours, what the fuck, I thought that you have died!
Author: Wake me up earlier next time.
5205: I tried everything to wake you up, and nothing worked!
Author: Whatever, lets do the Ask.
5205: Because of your sleep time I have only 2 more hours of our deal...
5205: It is fine, they are calm already.
173: ... Somebody kill me please.
049: Okay, this is cool but turn me back!
5205: I don't know. We can try to find a way to bring her back to normal.
939: *Bites iamPESTILENCE* Bad.
Author: Ah, animated memes are always fun to watch.
5205: Drains emotions, huh? I think that I have a universe just for him...
073: Sure thing bro, we will put him in one room with 999 for a day and he should feel better.
Author: I agree, we aren't machines.
5205: How about we check that?
Author: What are you going to do, give me a captcha test?
5205: Yep, something like that. *Gives Author a Math problem to solve* You have one minute, good luck.
Author: ... It cannot be that bad, can it? *Checks the problem* Geometry?! Are you insane?! I hate geometry with all my heart!
5205: 52 more seconds...
Author: God damnit... Okay, if we connect these points, and then divide it by 12...
5205: 38 seconds...
Author: Shut up, I am thinking! ... In here we will get an angle through which we can calculate this angle, and through the law of sine we get an answer of 2.
5205: Hmmm... You have solved it quickly. Too quickly in my opinion...
Author: I swear, I will erase you from existance 5205.
5205: I am just joking!
5205: If this is a rickroll, then I will go nuts.
Author: It isn't, I have checked.
*Time skip to listen the song*
5205: Ah, Ace Attorney, classic. Respect bro.
999: *Goes one step back* Sorry. And WW III will not happen, because 5205 makes sure that world lives in peace.
IanGametion
5205: Yeah, and thanks for making the story about Assasin Musician, thanks to you Author has to do whatever I tell him for almost two more hours!
Author: I hate you 5205.
5205: You will hate me even more after I do this. 5205 says eat a banana or I will force you to do it.
Author: ... You are honestly the worst. *Eats one banana and tries not to throw up*
166: Out of curiosity, why does Author hate bananas?
Author: That's a story for another day.
Bright: Sometimes I did, sometimes I didn't.
953: ... Author, 5205, I think it is time for us. *Pulls out a katana*
Author: Yeah, it is time. *Pulls out an antimatter gun*
5205: I agree. *Starts glitching the entire reality, while bad time trio theme can be heard in the room*
953: Now, lets kick IG's butt for calling me a Kitsune.
*Time skip to a moment, when IG is lying unconscious on the floor while Ian is still watching*
Author: Take him back to his universe.
999: It is fine, I am already used to it. It feels bad though, because I am trying to help everyone, but some people don't want it.
166: No problem. Did something happen that you have created a new account?
SoulessSorrow
Author: I will pass...
682-1: Sure, why not? *Drinks the lemonade*
Scarlet King: I... I...
5205: Go for it. I will only bring you back for short periods of time when we make another Ask.
Scarlet King: T-Thank you 5205. *Goes through the portal*
096: Thank you, but my heart belongs to this world, and I cannot leave it. I have made too many friends in here just to abandon them forever.
096: Okay... This will be fun. *Puts his legs in a plaster and allows it to harden* Now... I think that I should be able to...*Focuses at breaking out and destroys the plaster with his legs* Done.
Author: Don't worry, we know what creepypasta is. In fact, we have met some of them already, but most of them freaked out when they saw Larry's pocket dimension form.
106: I don't regret anything!
Author: And those who didn't run away tried to kill us, but got smashed by Abel.
076: I also don't regret anything!
096: Sure, but only for you. *Puts it on*
682-1: A week without killing Bright? This will be hard, but okay.
5205: And I think that's it, now Author, you know the rules, and so do I...
Author: Say goodbye!
5205: What?!
Author: *Smashes 5205's head with anti-horny bat and makes him fall unconscious* That's how we end this Ask, see you!