Ask/Dare SCPs and author

By UniteTogether

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SCPs who you can ask questions: SCP-001 "Scarlet King" SCP-001 "Gate Guardian" SCP-035 SCP-049 SCP-049-J SC... More

Introduction
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Addendum Ask-106
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Addendum Ask-New objects
Part 10
Conversation
Part 11 - Ask and Dare
Conversation 2
Part 12
Part 13
Bedroom
Part 14
Part 15
Part 16
Part 17
Broken brotherhood
Part 18
Part 19
Ignorance
Part 20-J
New SCPs
Part 21
Part 22
Part 23
Part 24
Part 25
Part 26
Part 27
Part 28
Part 29
Therapy
Part 30
Part 31
Part 32
Part 33
Part 34
Part 35
Part 36
Part 37-A
Part 37-B
Part 38
Part 39
Part 40
Part 41
Part 42
Part 43
Part 44
Part 45
Part 46
Part 47
Part 48
Part 49
Part 50
Part 51
Part 52
Part 53
Part 54
Part 55
Part 56
Part 57
Part 58
Part 59
Part 60
Part 61
Part 62.1
Part 62.2
Part 63
Part 64
Part 65
Part 66
Part 67
Part 68
Part 69
Part 71
Part 72
Part 73
Part 74 - War
Part 75
Part 76
Part 77
Part 78
Omniversal War
Part 79
Part 80
Part 81
Part 82
Part 83
Part 84
Part 85
Part 86
Part 87
Part 88

Part 70

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Author: *Wakes up* God damnit, how long did I sleep?

5205: You slept for almost 18 hours, what the fuck, I thought that you have died!

Author: Wake me up earlier next time.

5205: I tried everything to wake you up, and nothing worked!

Author: Whatever, lets do the Ask.

5205: Because of your sleep time I have only 2 more hours of our deal...

iamPESTILENCE

5205: It is fine, they are calm already.

173: ... Somebody kill me please.

049: Okay, this is cool but turn me back!

5205: I don't know. We can try to find a way to bring her back to normal.

939: *Bites iamPESTILENCE* Bad.

Author: Ah, animated memes are always fun to watch.

PattyEnder

5205: Drains emotions, huh? I think that I have a universe just for him...

ArthurPendragon616

073: Sure thing bro, we will put him in one room with 999 for a day and he should feel better.

Author: I agree, we aren't machines.

5205: How about we check that?

Author: What are you going to do, give me a captcha test?

5205: Yep, something like that. *Gives Author a Math problem to solve* You have one minute, good luck.

Author: ... It cannot be that bad, can it? *Checks the problem* Geometry?! Are you insane?! I hate geometry with all my heart!

5205: 52 more seconds...

Author: God damnit... Okay, if we connect these points, and then divide it by 12...

5205: 38 seconds...

Author: Shut up, I am thinking! ... In here we will get an angle through which we can calculate this angle, and through the law of sine we get an answer of 2.

5205: Hmmm... You have solved it quickly. Too quickly in my opinion...

Author: I swear, I will erase you from existance 5205.

5205: I am just joking!

5205: If this is a rickroll, then I will go nuts.

Author: It isn't, I have checked.

*Time skip to listen the song*

5205: Ah, Ace Attorney, classic. Respect bro.

DizaGadiza48

999: *Goes one step back* Sorry. And WW III will not happen, because 5205 makes sure that world lives in peace.
IanGametion

5205: Yeah, and thanks for making the story about Assasin Musician, thanks to you Author has to do whatever I tell him for almost two more hours!

Author: I hate you 5205.

5205: You will hate me even more after I do this. 5205 says eat a banana or I will force you to do it.

Author: ... You are honestly the worst. *Eats one banana and tries not to throw up*

166: Out of curiosity, why does Author hate bananas?

Author: That's a story for another day.

Bright: Sometimes I did, sometimes I didn't.

953: ... Author, 5205, I think it is time for us. *Pulls out a katana*

Author: Yeah, it is time. *Pulls out an antimatter gun*

5205: I agree. *Starts glitching the entire reality, while bad time trio theme can be heard in the room*

953: Now, lets kick IG's butt for calling me a Kitsune.

*Time skip to a moment, when IG is lying unconscious on the floor while Ian is still watching*

Author: Take him back to his universe.

xCitrusfriendx

999: It is fine, I am already used to it. It feels bad though, because I am trying to help everyone, but some people don't want it.

Nerdy_Raichu-Mobilw

166: No problem. Did something happen that you have created a new account?
SoulessSorrow

Author: I will pass...

682-1: Sure, why not? *Drinks the lemonade*

Scarlet King: I... I...

5205: Go for it. I will only bring you back for short periods of time when we make another Ask.

Scarlet King: T-Thank you 5205. *Goes through the portal*

096: Thank you, but my heart belongs to this world, and I cannot leave it. I have made too many friends in here just to abandon them forever.

DarkAngelSCP

096: Okay... This will be fun. *Puts his legs in a plaster and allows it to harden* Now... I think that I should be able to...*Focuses at breaking out and destroys the plaster with his legs* Done.

Author: Don't worry, we know what creepypasta is. In fact, we have met some of them already, but most of them freaked out when they saw Larry's pocket dimension form.

106: I don't regret anything!

Author: And those who didn't run away tried to kill us, but got smashed by Abel.

076: I also don't regret anything!

096: Sure, but only for you. *Puts it on*

682-1: A week without killing Bright? This will be hard, but okay.

5205: And I think that's it, now Author, you know the rules, and so do I...

Author: Say goodbye!

5205: What?!

Author: *Smashes 5205's head with anti-horny bat and makes him fall unconscious* That's how we end this Ask, see you!

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