POV DINGO
*stomp, stomp, stomp*
"SOUND OF MY HEART!!" I screamed.
*stomp, stomp, stomp*
"THE BEAT GOES ON AND ON AND ON DOO DOO DO DO!!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" Caleb scolded me.
"well then sassy pants." I muttered under my breath.
He squinted his eyes at me and sauntered down the hallway.
Well aint that just sexy.
" SWAY DEM HIPS BOY!!" I yelled smirking at him.
" Who the fuck invited him again?" Caleb asked Troye.
Troye was still carrying Alexandria. That's cute. #incest
WAIT WHAT!!
Dingo, never think of that again!
' okay master.' i said to myself.
Good.
" Stop talking to yourself." Fira snapped at me.
ATTITUDE!
" What's with the flamboyant clothes?" The devil herself asked.
" What's with your face?" I asked sweetly.
" Ugh. I hate you and your big butt that can't lie." Fira said jokingly.
Okay this chick isn't so bad.
" IVE GOT A BIG BUTT AND I CANT DENYYY.... MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU'VE GOT BUNS HUN." I sang.
" YOU SOUND LIKE A DYING COW!" Fira yelled at me.
" Pshhh I sing beautifully you uncultured swine." I replied.
" Uggh bitch ass hoe."
" At least I get more than you."
" I WILL FUCKING STRANGLE YOU AND FEED YOUR FLESH TO MY DOGS!!" Fira yelled at me and jumed to attack me.
" Hey hey hey! shut up you love birds and get over here." Troye yelled at us.
" EWWWWW!" We screeched and got away from each other.
Sorry but girls aren't my thing.
Guys have nicer butts anyways. Oops.
It's true. LOLOLOL
One minute I was walking down the hallway like a fucking male model, the next second, I was on the ground with a warm and sweaty hand clasped over my mouth.
I was gonna bite the msterious person's hand, but then I realized that their hands are probably unsanitary.... But it's on my mouth already.
My body completely tensed up at the thought and then I started wiggling around on the floor like a paralyzed worm, trying to get this person's hand away from my bootiful face.
" It's Caleb, now stop with all of this nonsense. "
" Oh sorry." I told him as sterrnly as I could without cracking up because his expression at the moment is absolutely priceless.
We heard steps and a door opening, but not closing.
I heard gasps.
" Max?" I trembling Sabrina shrieked out.
Holy fuck balls.
AUTHOR'S NOTE
Hey guys.
I'm updating again so yayayaayayyyyaaaa.
Dingo is one of my favorie characters to write for.
Literal perfection tbh.
DIIIIINNNGGGGOOOOOOO ;) hahahhahaha
Anyways, I'm dedicating this chapter to one of my very good friends here on wattpad.... Dingo lmao.
I'm gonna sleep now.
love ya'll my noodly cat walruses,
~Alexandria