Y/n: Crap... I do! Do you have something that I can call her with?
Rachel: Why yes, I do.
Y/n: Can I please have it!
Rachel: My that's not how you ask, now do you?
Y/n: God damnit, we're not doing this shit again!
Rachel: Well I guess you don't want to call her then.
Y/n growled and kneeled.
Y/n: Miss Rachel... I need your help again, please help me!
Rachel smiled as she nodded her head.
Rachel: Like a small little pup begging for food... How adorable.
A phone appeared in front of Y/n. He instantly grabbed it and dialed Baiken's number.
Rachel: Lambda, head back to Kokonoe's immediately.
Lambda: Affirmative... Heading back now.
The blonde did as what she was told and flew off.
In Rumi's house...
Hades was eating a sandwich while Lucy, Rumi and Baiken were out shopping for clothes. Hades then hears a phone ring.
Ring!
Ring!
Ring!
Hades: Hm?
She places her sandwich down and walks towards the ringing noise. She saw a phone that was on the couch, she grabs it and picks it up.
Hades: Uh... Hello?
Y/n (On Phone): Hades..?
Hades: Y/n?
Y/n (On Phone): Yes it's me, where's Baiken?
Hades: She went out right now, what happened?
Y/n (On phone): I needed her for something, but you'll have to come for her.
Hades: Huh, why?
Y/n: We're going to wreck some idiots at Union academy.
Immediately Hades yelled out.
Hades: Give me a few minutes and I'll come!
She hung up the phone and went to go put her outfit on.
Back to Y/n....
Y/n gave the phone to Rachel and turned around.
Y/n: Alright! Hades is coming to Union. We should go now.
Ramia: Right.
Seras: Sweet, I can try this cannon that miss Rachel gave me.
The three were about to go until Y/n turned around and looked at Rachel with a smile.
Y/n: Thank you.... Rabbit.
The small vampire smiled back at him.
Rachel: A dog thanking his master, that's new.
Y/n: Shut it Rabbit.
With that he left with the others.
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Intro...
In Rumi's house...
Hades was now dressed and was ready to go.
Hades: Alright! I'm all ready to go!
Just as she was about to leave, she forgot something.
Hades: Whoopsie, silly me I forgot my sandwich.
She runs back to grab her sandwich. Once she was finished, she ran out the house.
Back to Y/n and gals...
The three of them were rapidly trying to head over to Union on foot.
Y/n: Man, at this rate it'll take us a while to get there.
Seras: I guess we could ask someone for a ride?
Y/n: That won't work. There is hitch hiking too but people will recognize me and will immediately ignore me
While the two continued to talk, a lightbulb appeared on Ramia's head. She then took the lightbulb and smashed it with her hand.
Ramia: I know a way!
The two turned their heads to the short girl.
Seras and Y/n: Hm, what is it?
Ramia ran over to the two and grabbed their hips. She then picks them up.
Y/n: Aw shit, not this shit again!
Seras: W-What are you doing?!
Ramia: We're leaving to go, so clench your asses because this ride is going to go fast!
Y/n: Ramia put us down you idio-
With god like speed, the busty short stack ran so fast that she caused a shockwave around the area causing glass from cars and nearby buildings to shatter from the impact.
In Union Academy...
Izuku was walking back to his dorm room as him and his other classmates just finished classes for the day. Ruby walked next to him.
Ruby: Hey Midoriya, how's it going?
Izuku: It's going great, me and Uraraka decide to study together for the upcoming exams.
Ruby: Neat.
Izuku: How's Yang doing? She hasn't been in class for two days now.
Ruby: Yeah, she said that she hasn't been feeling well.
Izuku: Oh really?
The young huntress nodded her head.
Ruby: Not only that, Blake was acting weirder than usual.
Izuku: How so?
Ruby: Earlier when I asked what was wrong with Yang, she started stuttering and went back to her book.
Izuku: Maybe it's that time of month for her.
Ruby: That... Time of month?
Izuku sweat dropped.
Izuku: You know what never min-
Suddenly the two felt the ground start to shake making the two students fall on the ground.
Ruby: W-W-What's this shaking?!
Izuku: I-I don't know!
It wasn't just the area was shaking, it was the whole school.
Sir Zechs: Someone is doing this.
Ozpin: Whoever it is, they are powerful.
In Rwby's dorm...
Yang was in still in her yellow bra and panties, and cuddling the Y/n body pillow until she felt shaking. She sighs.
Yang: Really...? Right when I was just about to get naked too...
She gets off of her bed and puts her usual outfit on. She then looks at the body pillow again.
Yang: I'll get back to you later~
She then runs out the door.
With Orc...
Everyone gathered in a room.
Rias: Alright everyone, remember if this is Y/n the Bloodedge we must capture him so he can join us. I will then start the process in turning him into one of-
Akeno: Actually Rias, let me do it. I won't mind doing it to him.
Koneko: Knowing you, you will try to suck his dick.
Akeno: What, it's not my fault, he is such a man. I'd gladly suck his juicy meat stick~
Suddenly Akeno felt a dark presences behind her. She slightly turned her head to see Xenovia with a pissed off look.
Xenovia: That meat stick is mine to swallow and if you dare go near it, you will meet your end.
Asia: Xenovia.... What's wrong?
Gasper: Why is she acting like this? Xenovia never did this before.
Issei: Xenovia, calm down.
Xenovia growls then suddenly widens her eyes.
Xenovia: I'm... Sorry.
Attention both Yang and Xenovia are on stage 2 of their Yandere phase.
Rias: Ehem... Alright then we should get going now.
All: Right!
With that, they left the room.
With Y/n....
Literally in front of the doors of Union, Y/n and Seras are heavily breathing as Ramia looked at them.
Y/n: Don't do that again, damnit!
Seras: We went so fast...
Ramia: Whoospie my bad, tehe~
Y/n: Ugh... Whatever, Seras you try to shoot in on the roofs while me and Ramia bust in there and get the girl.
The blonde girl salutes at the multi-colored teen.
Seras: Yes Y/n!
She then runs off.
Ramia: Alright then... All we're waiting for is-
???: Sorry I'm late, saw this place serving free coffee and couldn't resist in getting it.
The two turned their heads to see Hades waving at the them. She had her usual outfit on and wore glasses. She also had a cup of coffee in her hands.
The lovely Hades
Y/n: Well we just got here too. You ready?
She then throws the already drunk cup on the ground and pumps her arm.
Hades: Hell to the fuck yeah I am! By the way I saw another girl with you two.
Ramia: That's Y/n's new girlfriend.
Y/n: Oi she is not!
Ramia: Yet~
Y/n scoffed and grabbed the Aramasa.
Y/n: Whatever... I don't have time to be arguing with you right now, my main focus is Natsuki.
He then swung his blade at the door which was sliced to pieces causing a huge alarm to occur.
Attention All Staff And Students... A Villain Has Broken Into The Academy!
With the students...
Everyone heard the announcement and were quickly getting themselves ready for what was coming.
Ruby: We will beat these evildoers and bring them to justice!
Bakugo: I'mma fucking kill'em!
IIda: Remember everyone! Stay on your guard, this could be the infamous Y/n the bloodedge!
Issei: If it is, we'll beat him down! And I'll take his girls too!
Yang: If it is then.... Me and Xenovia are going to have to be more persuasive so we can have him back~
Weiss: Huh, what do you mean by-
After realizing what she meant by that, the ice queen blushed.
Weiss: You're an idiot Yang!
Yang: This idiot is trying to make up for the things she's done to her significant other.
Xenovia: Exactly, we love him so much that we'll go insane just for him to love us too.
Attention Students!...
All of them heard Ozpin's voice.
Y/n The Bloodedge and his allies have entered the academy grounds! Do what you must to bring him in!
Both Yang and Xenovia yelled in excitement and ran out leaving everyone.
Ruby: Yang wait!
Rias: Xenovia!
It was too late because the two girls were already out the room.
Todoroki: We should go too.
All: Right!
Back to Y/n...
Y/n, Ramia and Hades were in the main hall taking care of any heroes that got in their way. Y/n grabs one of the heroes by the neck and slammed it on the ground. Y/n was about to kick the hero until he was hit in the chest with water which didn't faze him. He turned his head to see another hero.
Random hero: Stop right there, Y/n the Bloodedge!
Y/n: Hm? Another one of you idiots.
Random Hero: You're reign of evil ends her-Guaaah!
Tired of listening anymore, Y/n slashes the hero as his body dropped to the floor.
Y/n: Shut up, I don't care!
???: Y/n the Bloodedge! What in the world happened to you?
Turning around he saw two of former teachers... Midnight and Mt. Lady
Mt. Lady and Midnight
Y/n: Well well, if it isn't the two sluts of Union.
Mt. Lady: Hey that isn't very nice!
Midnight: And besides we're both still virgins!
Y/n: Highly doubt that but okay... Whatever you say. Now if you two stand in my way, you're getting an ass-whooping.
Mt. Lady: Please we don't have to fight.
Midnight: You can come back to us where everything can come back to normal again.
Y/n: Enough! I have been changing things ever since I became known to the world now, and I'm doing a pretty damn good job.
Midnight: Bu-
Y/n: Shut it you fucking idiot! Don't think I don't know what you've done. You stole Kokonoe's credit in creating a book that can actually help people in the future. Why... WHY! You're supposed to be a hero of justice!
Midnight looked down on the ground with a guilty look on her face, Y/n moved his hand and pointed at Mt. Lady.
Y/n: And you.... You try to be a hero just for money, you don't even care about the person your actually saving... All you care about is making money and getting free stuff! You don't have the right to call yourself a hero! I know how you can make yourself some money with just using your mouth.
Mt. Lady didn't know what to say... It was true. She then looked at Y/n with a sadden look.
Mt. Lady: I know that I only cared about myself before but... I can change.. To better myself!
She got into her fighting stance, Midnight did the same.
Midnight: And so can I!
Suddenly Mt. Lady's body grew bigger, she was activating her quirk.
Mt. Lady: I'm sorry Y/n but we can't let you cause more damage.
Y/n sighed as he grabbed Aramasa. Mt. Lady started running towards him, she reeled her fist.
Mt. Lady: I'm sorry Y/n.
She pushed her fist forward towards Y/n until it was stopped causing a shockwave. It was Hades who blocked the punch.
Hades: Hmm... Interesting, your quirk allows your body to grow?
Mt. Lady: What?!
Y/n: Hades, I had this one.
Hades: Come on Y/n baby, you don't have time to wasting on these small fries~
The insult that Hades said pissed off the pro female.
Mt. Lady: Small fry?!
Hades smirked as her body changed color. Her hair turned red. Her skin changed color into a blue and grey color. She then grew a long tail. She started getting as big as Mt. Lady.. No she was taller than her.
Hades (Kaiju form)
Hades: This is my Kaiju transformation.
From the position that Y/n was in, he can see Hades's whole ass. He already gained a nose bleed. Hades turned his head to see the spiky haired teen staring at her butt. She licked her lips.
Hades: Oh Y/n~ Pay attention to the real mission. I'll let you do more stuff to me once we're done here~
Mt. Lady growled and said to herself.
Mt. Lady: So Y/n's into this kind of stuff?!
Y/n shook his head.
Y/n: Right, sorry.
He ran away.
Midnight: Stop right there Y/n Badguy!
The R-rated hero was about to activate her quirk but was punched in the face by Ramia which sent her to the ground.
Ramia: Sorry Miss Midnight, but you're not allowed to get in his way.
Midnight: Damnit...
Outside... On the roof
Seras was shooting some of the other heroes that were trying to come in with her sniper rifle. She fired her rifle and she saw an arm exploded to pieces.
Seras: This is so cool! Their bodies just explode like bubbles.
She was about to shoot another hero until she felt something behind her head.
???: Put the damn gun down.
Slowly placing the rifle down and putting her hands in the air, Seras turns around to see the pro hero snipes aiming his gun at her.
Snipes: You are hereby under arrest for injuring multiple heroes and for aiding Y/n the bloodedge.
Seras: Shut it bozo!
She flipped over him and summoned dual pistols.
Snipes: Tch.. Alright then, I guess you want to die bitch.
Seras growled as her eyes changed to a bloody red.
Seras: I'm going to kill you for saying that!
The two rushed towards each other and fired their guns. Both Dodging and firing at each other so they can claim their victory.
Seras is Dante and Snipes is Bayonetta (That fight was pretty cool)
The two continued to fight an unknown person entered Union academy.
???(Vergil wannabe)
???: Blake my love, I have come to get you.
To Be Continued....
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