Why is Slytherin the best house in Hogwarts

28. Snakes are cool

We can understand that sometimes serpents have some poisonous tendencies that also relate to a few of Slytherin's alumni, and yes, sometimes snakes can be murderous Basilisks or even secret Horcruxes, but don't hold that against them. Snakes are some of nature's most resourceful creatures, and if life weighs down on them, they shed their skin and start anew. Some Slytherins, including me or Draco, have been known to do this too.