-No one's P.O.V-
It was now evening and you let your best friend Yuuki to the mansion as she admired the building.
Yuuki: Wow! So this is where you live!
(Y/N): Yeah, I bet everyone's waiting inside.
We then entered the mansion and greeted.
(Y/N): I'm back!
Just then, Jack comes out of your room and sees you.
Jack: Mom~!
Jack says gleefully as she ran up to you and gave you a hug. You returned the hug as Yuuki spoke up.
Yuuki: Wait, isn't this Jack the Ripper from Fate Grand Order?
(Y/N): Yup, I actually summoned her in the afterlife after I died.
Yuuki: That's amazing, but I'm quite disappointed that I can't have a Servant of my own...
Yuuki said with a disappointed look on her face until Jack spoke up.
Jack: How was the duel, mom?
(Y/N): It was okay and I managed to beat her.
Jack: Really!? Horray for mom~!
Jack says with a happy face as you and Yuuki laughed a little until Megumin comes into the hallway and sees you three.
Megumin: Oh, who's this, (Y/N)?
Megumin asked and pointed at Yuuki.
Yuuki: *Smiles* I'm Yuuki, the swordsman! Also a best friend of (Y/N) (L/N)!
She says and offered Megumin a handshake as Megumin accepts it.
Megumin: Best friend? I didn't know you had a best friend, (Y/N).
(Y/N): Sorry about that, it's been a while since I last saw her.
Jack: Best friend? Umm...can we call you Auntie?
Yuuki: Ehe, sure thing, little one~!
Yuuki says with a grin on her face as she patted Jack on the head until Darkness and Aqua come in as well.
Darkness: Wait a minute, isn't that the Zekken!?
Darkness says with a shocked look in her eyes.
Yuuki: Yup~! That's me~!
(Y/N): You knew about her, Darkness?
Darkness: Well, I've seen her fight against Mitsurugi Kyouya and he inevitably lost to her, plus I heard that she had sixty-seven win-streaks on every duel.
Aqua: Now that's amazing!
Yuuki: I guess you must've heard of me, but I, unfortunately, had lost today, which is my first.
This shocked Darkness.
Darkness: Wait, seriously?! How!?
Yuuki: Actually, (Y/N) here managed to beat me.
Yuuki said with a smile on her face.
Aqua: Yuuki had lost against (Y/N) and loses for the first time in her duels?
(Y/N): Yeah, I kinda beat her though. Anyways, this is Konno Yuuki aka The Zekken is actually my best friend so I decided to invite her.
You spoke in somewhat of a half-truth.
Darkness: The Zekken is your best friend?
Yuuki: Yeah, (Y/N) and I haven't seen each other for a long time now and he asked me to meet you guys!
That's when Kazuma comes in as well.
Yuuki: Hello! I'm Yuuki, nice to meet you!
Yuuki smiles and bowed at Kazuma.
Kazuma: Oh uh, nice to meet you.
Kazuma says as he bowed as well until you spoke up.
(Y/N): Anyways, we should introduce ourselves later. Is Dinner ready?
Darkness: Ah yes! It's ready! Come in!
We then entered the kitchen to see the food on the table.
Yuuki: Whoa! Look at all this food you guys have!
Yuuki said in awe as you chuckled at her.
Aqua: Be glad, you three! Tonight's dinner is incredible! It's crab! Crab! Also fried chicken as well!
Darkness: My family sent them to congratulate us on moving in.
Aqua: It's super high-grade marbled red crab, and it even came with this amazing, top-quality liquor! They said it's to thank their daughter's party members for always looking out for her!
Megumin: I can hardly believe I'm laying my eyes on marbled red crab! I've never been more glad that I joined this party than I am today!
(Y/N): Wow, these are looking amazing~! Say, is the food luxurious?
Megumin: Of course! If you told me I could eat this crab in exchange for holding off on using explosion magic for the day, I would restrain myself with pleasure, and unleash my explosion magic after I've eaten! That's how luxurious it is!
(Y/N) & Yuuki: What?
Kazuma: Let's eat.
You and Yuuki began to take a seat and everyone start to pray before eating.
Everyone: Thank you for the food.
Then all of you began to chow down the food, you took the fried chicken while the others took crabs.
Yuuki: Delicious! You should try one, (Y/N)!
Yuuki says handing you a snapped crabbed legs. You nodded in confirmation as you took the snapped crabbed legs and ate them.
(Y/N): Amazing! It tastes great~!
You said with a delightful face as everyone continues eating the luxurious food until Darkness spoke up.
Darkness: Hey (Y/N). Since Yuuki is your best friend, would you mind introducing us to her?
Megumin: Yeah, I'd like to get to know her.
(Y/N): Alright Yuuki. I've already introduced Yuuki to Jack so she'll be an exception. This is Satou Kazuma, he's our leader.
Kazuma: Yo.
(Y/N): Second is Aqua, the Arch-Priest plus our healer too.
Aqua: Hi there!
(Y/N): The third is Megumin, the Arch-Wizard who loves explosion magic.
Megumin: That's me~!
(Y/N): And lastly, this is Darkness, a Crusader.
Darkness: Pleasure to meet you, Yuuki.
(Y/N): Since we all now introduced ourselves, let's talk about how you've been doing in your life, Yuuki.
-Time Skip to Evening-
After dinner, you said goodbye to Yuuki before you went to bed with the others because it's nighttime. You were sleeping comfortably and you felt your throat dehydrated.
(Y/N): Man, I'm thirsty.
You said to yourself, got off the bed, and went to the kitchen to drink some water. You managed to get to the kitchen room as you grabbed a cup, turned on the faucet, and put some water on it. After that, you drank the water and you felt hydrated for now. You sighed in relief before putting the cap back on the shelf and went to your bed, but then you hear footsteps behind you.
(Y/N): Jack, is that you?
You called out.
Jack: It's us, mom.
You turn around and looked to down to see Jack wearing her white nightgown.
(Y/N): What are you doing up? Are you thirsty?
Jack: No, not really. I felt a magic source in this mansion, an intruder must've been broke in.
(Y/N): Okay, let's go find that trash.
You said as you summoned out your Yamato while Jack pulled out her cleaver as the two of you were walking around in the mansion together to find the intruder.
That's when you and Jack then hear footsteps from around the corner.
(Y/N): You ready?
Jack: Yeah.
Once you hear the footsteps getting closer, both you and Jack jumped out of the corner and yelled out.
(Y/N): Hold it!
???: AHH!! PLEASE DON'T KILL US!!
They screamed, but to your surprise, it was actually Megumin and Aqua.
(Y/N): Megumin!? Aqua?!
Megumin: (Y/N)!! What are you doing up so late?!
(Y/N): I was thirsty and I wanted to get some water and then I heard footsteps.
Jack: And we also felt a magic source because there was an intruder in here.
Aqua: Oh, I see.
Aqua asks until another voice can be heard from a different hallway.
???: Oh no! Help!
Aqua: That must be the intruder! Let's go!
The three of you rushed to where it was and you see a young girl wearing some kind of a succubus outfit.
Aqua: Aha! I got you in my barrier!
???: W-Wait!
(Y/N): The hell is this?
Jack: A succubus?
Just then, a few seconds later you heard Kazuma's voice and saw him running with only a towel covering his waist, Megumin covered her eyes and you were starring at him with a 'WTF' face.
Kazuma: Hey, Aqua!
Aqua: We've got another suspicious guy here!
Kazuma: Who're you calling suspicious?!
Kazuma looked at you and then at a girl in the circle.
Kazuma: (Oh, a succubus girl?)
Aqua: This succubus got caught in the barrier, and now she's immobilized. I'm positive she was after Kazuma and (Y/N).
Kazuma: ( What the heck? This is strange. Really strange. Wait, was that "Darkness" I ran into in the bathroom...)
Aqua: I'll do an exorcism right away.
Megumin: Just be good and let us destroy you.
The girls posed in some kind of a stance.
Aqua: Just resign yourself. I'm going to use extraordinarily powerful anti-devil-
Kazuma passed her and stand in front of the succubus to protect her.
Succubus: Huh?
Kazuma: Run away.
Succubus: B-But...
Aqua: What are you doing? She's a devil who came here to attack you and steal your vitality!
Megumin: Are you insane, Kazuma?
Aqua: Tell him something, you two.
You then looked at Kazuma, then back to the others.
(Y/N): How can we help!?
You asked in confusion, as the Succubus spoke up to Kazuma.
Succubus: Sir, it is due to my inexperience and failure to break in that this has come to pass. I can't allow you to humiliate yourself. I will accept my elimination, so just pretend you don't know anything.
Kazuma shook his head.
Succubus: Sir?
Aqua: What's the big idea? There's no way a goddess like myself can let that devil get away. Kazuma, if you don't want us to beat you into submission, then move aside.
She cracked her knuckles when saying this. Kazuma gasped in shock a little when he saw Darkness running towards him.
Darkness: Kazuma has been charmed by that succubus and is under her control!
Darkness was blushing and the others girls gasped in shock when they heard about succubus controlling Kazma.
Darkness: He's been acting weird since a little while ago! He's been blurting out things about dreams and setting and so forth, so I'm sure of it! You accursed succubus, you put me through so much humiliation...I'll slaughter you!
Jack: (What even the world is going on right now?)
Megumin: Kazuma, she may be cute, but she's still a devil, a monster. Have you gone mad?
Kazuma then spoke to the succubus.
Kazuma: Go.
Succubus: But...
She looked at you and you nodded at her to let her know that you will help her too.
Aqua: It looks like I'll have to settle this score with Kazuma right here and now. once I've pulverized you, I'll perform that succubus's last rites.
Just then, Kazuma went on a fighting stance.
Kazuma: Fine. There are some things you absolutely must protect.
Kazuma then jumps in the air, ready to strike.
Kazuma: Square the f**k up thots!
He says until the girls except Jack were busy beating Kazuma's ass. You looked at them before turning to the succubus. You sighed as you put away the Yamato.
(Y/N): Come on, let's get you out of here.
You said as the succubus girl nodded at you until you turned to Jack.
(Y/N): Jack, keep an eye out here, will you?
Jack: Sure thing.
You eventually got the Succubus out in time and you were now outside of the mansion.
Succubus: Thank you, it was really scary. I thought I would be exorcised.
(Y/N): Glad I could help. Say, what's up with my friend though?
Succubus: Well, he was offered that he could get a nice dream when he falls asleep. So I decided to break in to get him.
She explained as you sighed.
(Y/N): So uncivilized...
Succubus: Anyways, I'll go now. Thank you very much for helping me.
She then kissed your cheek, making you surprised at this before she flies up in the air, but not before turning to you and waved.
Succubus: Bye! And have a goodnight!
You waved back before she flew away. You touched your cheeks and you felt both of them got hot for a moment.
(Y/N): Wow...
...
You came back into the mansion to where the others were and then you see Kazuma got his ass pummeled up.
You chuckled at this.
(Y/N): Oh dear me...
You said with a smirk.
Megumin: The succubus ran away, huh? (Y/N), why do you look happy of all of a sudden? Did the succubus do something to you?
You held up an 'innocent' smile.
(Y/N): Oh nothing, she didn't do anything to me. She just thanked me and left.
You lied to the girls as the girls looked at you suspiciously before shrugging it off as everyone eventually went to sleep.
(A/N: That's that~! Stay tuned for more~!)