Emerson: I'm going to leave to play video games.
Blyke: Why? Sonic is more important than us?
Emerson: Skylanders is.
Arlo: the fuck?
John: Oh I loved that game! I had all of the original figures.
Fiore: This idiot has almost every one.
Emerson: :D
Sera: Wait, you had that game?
John: Yeah. You?
Sera: The only video game so play are on my phone.
Blyke: I played Skylanders on my phone. I think the trap team one.
Sera: Fuck you and your nerdy shit.
Emerson: It was successful enough to have Nintendo and PlayStation characters in it.
Blyke: It was also the only other video game to have a parade balloon. The other being Sonic.
Arlo: STOP TALKING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES! THEY ARE RETARDED!
John: Shut up boomer.
Blyke: Yeah shut up.
Arlo: IM A GEN Z LIKE YOU GUYS!!
Emerson: I thought he was a millennial.
John: I thought he was a boomer.
Sera: You guys are so stupid.
Arlo: STOP MAKING FUN OF MEEEE!!
John: I ordered a Xbox from amazon to your house. Go play games like a normal person.
Arlo: I have a switch.
John: The switch that attitude and go play games.
Sera: I thoughtful you were too port to afford a new Xbox?
John: I know. That's why it is coming out of your bank account.
Blyke: What was your favorite Skylander? Mine is the Series 3 Prism Break.
John: I liked Krypt King.
Emerson: Spitfire.
Sera: Oh my god stop. You idiots.
Fiore: This is amusing.
Emerson: Fi' you want to play? Its multiplayer!
Fiore: But I have errands to do. Remember?
Emerson: Oh yeah.
John: Can I come over?
Emerson: Hell yeah!
Sera: You are going to leave your girlfriend to go play games about plastic toys?
John: Yeah, so?
Sera: You are unbelievable.
John: You are too bossy. Bye!
Sera: 🤬
Emerson: Let's play this shit until the game is over!
John: Fuck yeah! Nostalgia baby!
Arlo: Now I miss my childhood. I was so happy until I turned 12. Then I became.....
Isen: Asslo.
Blyke: I know I use to like Skylanders but I have a girlfriend now. I have a new story to play!
Emerson:
John:
Emerson: Yeah, fuck him.
John: Agreed.
Remi: Agreed.
Blyke: REMI!
Remi: You fucked a cucumber Blyke. That's it.
Blyke: Please forgive.
Remi: I can't when I caught you doing it a second time yesterday!
Arlo: OOOOOH SHIT HE DID IT AGAIN!!!!
Blyke: But my butt likes it.
John: GAAAAYYY!!!
Isen: So uh Blyke. Wanna hookup?
Blyke: I'm not gay!
Remi: I'm not transgender! I will NOT arouse your butt!
Blyke: I didn't ask for that tho.
Fiore: Why is Blyke weird?
Remi: He onced simped over Zeke!
Blyke: I did not!
Remi: I caught you kissing a photo of Zeke.
John: Ew I hate Zeke.
Sera: So do I?
Emerson: Who? The Team Rocket James knockoff?
Author's Note: Uru-chan does love Pokémon so it would only Mae sense. When I first saw Zeke all I can think about was how much he looked exactly like James from Pokémon.
Blyke: I'm sorry!.
John: Blyko boy is GAY!
Fiore: Maybe he's Bi?
John: or GAY!