How did I end up in this situation?
LIKE HOW?!
ARE YOU FREAKING RAT NORMAL???
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE RAT GOD OF UA!!!
NO!!!
FUCK IT YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN!!!!
Why would you want me, USGAI?
I literally killed so many people and you want me?!
ME?!
WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN GOING ON IN YOUR BRAIN?!
Is the world ending or something?
Did I miss something and UA is not a hero but a villain school?
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!!!
So I was currently laying in a bed in an infirmary and facing none other than the rat Satan himself. How did I just end up here?!
I was sure to get in jail once they caught me!
THIS WAS THE WHOLE PLAN!!!
LIKE WHY AM I HERE?!
WHY ARE YOU HERE!!!
WHY IN THIS ROOM?!
I was looking at the rat Satan and could only blink. This was for sure not normal. He might just be bored but still.... How in the world did he come up with something like that?
flashback brought to you by Usagi, Toga and Mamagiri making a plan for prison break.
Today was the day. The one and only day I was ready to get caught just in order to break Shiggy and Dabi out! It's not like getting into Tartarus was complicated or anything.... NO, not at all. That prison is literally one of the heaviest guarded prison in the world. UA was the best guarded but let's be honest here. It wasn't hard to hack into their system or get on the property if one really wanted to but Tartarus was a whole other story.
The only safe way in was through getting caught but the prison had a flaw. Once you are inside you could easily break out once you hack into their system. Like I said if UA was the best and I could get in just like that, then there was no one stopping me from getting into a prisons system.
Let's be honest! I was way too lazy to come up with a plan to get Toga and Kurogiri in without them getting coughed and this was way to risky so getting a hero to catch me sounded fairly good.
Toga: Zuzu, you really are gonna do this?
Me: Yep! This is our best chance! Once I am inside, I will let you know.
Kurogiri: I will be ready for your signal then.
Me: Good. Toga please behave and don't make troubles for Mamagiri!
Toga: Got it!
Me: See ya in a bit!
Just like that I went outside in brought daylight. Everyone knew my face so it wasn't hard to get a hero on my neck really quick all I had to do was take a stroll around. BUT you know being the number 2 villain and all this would be way to easy so what did I do?
Rob a bank?
NOPE!
Took over the hero commissions building?
Nope, that would be like taking some candy away from a child.
Attacking a hero?
NAH! To boring!
So, I was left with only one thing to do, going after All Might so that everyone sees it. I know it sounds like fun, right? It was!
It honestly didn't take me long to find him jumping around the city and all it took was taking my gun out. The white one of course and shot him out of the sky like bird. Needless to say, I got him down. After that I jumped and run from one building to the other until I could see him from the rooftop just by looking down.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Looks like I caught myself one bulky ass bird!
I could see that the hero didn't like that and he was badly wounded since I did hit the same spot he was wounded before and that still wasn't healed up completely. It was one heck of a wound and no one could heal it completely or regenerate it to a state like it was before.
All Might: Why you little-
Before he could say anything again, I shot another bulled and another one in each leg.
Me: Oh I'm sorry, I didn't hear you!
You know shooting the number one hero out of the sky did get me some attention since the media was already circling around us in a helicopter. This would be one great show and if I could kill that man then so be it! There was nothing wrong with that.
Me: So, you have any last words you want to say to your fans?
All Might: You won't get away with this!
Me: I know. I haven't planned getting away anyways!
I readied my gun and was about to shot a bullet through his head if not for another gun shot that I could hear. The moment I heard it, I immediately moved away for a bit but the bullet still hit my shoulder. After that I began looking around but I couldn't see where the bullet was coming from but I knew that this was Snipes doing.
Me: SHIT!
I began backing away from the edge as I began feeling very dizzy. This bullet must have been a special one filled with tranquilizer or covered in it. Since I was not eager to fall of the roof to my death, I went away from it and started running away.
My plan was to get coughed so why was I running away?
Simple because if I didn't it would have been suspicious, wouldn't it?
Like what villain let's himself get coughed just like that? No one and I was the number 2 so I would for sure fight them till the bitter end that was for sure!
So, I was running and jumping from roof to roof I quickly felt a presence approaching me and saw Eraserhead on my tails. He threw his capture gear a couple of times towards me but all I did was backing away or dodging it but for some reason the last time he threw that thing at me, I was too close to the edge.
Me: WELP, that's a good way to die!
I simply slipped while I was dodging his scarf and not only that but thanks to the dizziness, I lost balance and fell over the edge. Lucky for me it was a 9-story building.
As I was falling down being in a free fall, I couldn't help but think what would have happened if I jumped that day. Would it have felt as peaceful as this? Would it have been a better choice? However, I quickly dismissed that thought as I was remembering my time with the LOV my one and true Family.
My fall was quickly coming to an end as I felt something around my ankle pulling me up.
Me: *sigh* It felt so peaceful falling off the edge.
Yes, I said that straight to the hero who just saved me, a villain, from dying.
Eraserhead: *Sigh* You have a death wish kid?
Me: Maybe, I do who knows but it sure was peaceful.
What the hero did account for was the gun I still had in my hand and that was loaded. Once I was back on the rooftop, I quickly pointed the gun towards Eraserhead.
Eraserhead: *Sigh* this is how you thank me?
Me: Never asked to be saved to begin with! And who's fault was it that I slipped to begin with?
I would have shot him if not Midnight using her whip and getting the weapon out of my hand. Everything began to spin now and I hated the feeling.
Me: So, anyone care to tell me what that bullet was because I am beginning to see you guys twice and I am sure that this was not supposed to happen!
As soon as I said that I began feeling sick. This was for sure not what should have happened. I closed my eyes and focused on my breathing since something was wrong. It was becoming hot and it was getting hard to breath. Not to mention that I was dizzy, in pain, sick to my stomach.
Eraserhead: Kid?
I opened my eyes and saw that Erasherhead was crouching in front of me. I would have killed him with my daggers if I wasn't feeling so bad. Even if I would have tried, I was sure that nothing good would have come out and so I just let it be. My plan was getting coughed and not killed.
Me: I know it's stupid but does anyone have some water? Whatever that shit was you guys fired on me makes me sick.
Eraserhead: ... sure unusual request after trying to shot me.
Me: Oh sorry not sorry for trying to get the fuck away from you....
That was the moment my stomach said nope fuck that shit! Turned to the side and couldn't help but throw up what little I ate the morning. I was still very skinny but what will you do if you basically live on the streets as a villain.
Midnight: Sho catch!
I didn't know what was going on everything was spinning at this moment.
Ersaerghead: Kid, here take a sip.
My breathing was shallow and hitching. I didn't feel great at all. I was sure that I must have looked as pale as a dead person too just judging by the way he looked at me.
Looking at him, I saw that he was offering me a bottle and the moment I tried to take it I saw that my hand was shaking.
Me: Thanks.
Still, I somewhat managed to take the bottle and drink some water. After that I began seeing black dotes. I put the bottle away and all I felt before blacking out completely was a hand on my forehead and one on my back for support.
Eraserhead: CALL CHIYO! I am getting him to her! This was not supposed to happen!
Midnight: On it!
End of flashback brought to you by Aizawa carrying a feverish sick quirkless villainous kid to the infirmary of UA and the poor sleep deprived coffee addict couldn't help but wonder why this was all happening, he was simply worried about the kid.