Typical South Park One Shots...

Por animefreakduh

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-CLOSED FOR REQUESTS- Like the title suggests it's just your typical South ParkxReader and ONESHOTS I'll ad... Mais

Authors Note
Table Of Contents
Down in the Dumps(Stanxreader)
Shoplifter: The one who stole my heart(Craigxreader)
Smarty Pants(Kylexreader)
The Hood(Kennyxreader)
A Mysterious Encounter(Mysterionxreader)
Cold-Blooded's Hot Juicy Tomato Kiss(Mikexreader)
The Libraries' Dark Secrets(Wendyxreader)
Cheesey Poof Party(Cartmanxreader)
Conformist Bitch(Petexreader)
Comfort of a Friend(Tweekxreader)
La Petite Tourette XD(Thomasxreader)
SHEET, Le Guard Dogs(Christophexreader)
Kyle's Little Brother Grows Up(Ikexreader)
Satan's Son(Damienxreader)
I'm not French!(Pipxreader)
Words Hurt but Heal(Craigxreader)
You're not dumb you're special(Clydexreader)
Not what I expected(Kevinxreader)
Two year Gap(KylexreaderxKenny)
Two Year Gap Alternate Ending(KylexreaderxKenny)
This Hell I Live(Buttersxreader)
Monster Inside Me(Kylexreader)
Chicks before Dicks?(Stanxreader)
Coffee Break(Tweekxreader)
Basket Ball Tryouts(Tokenxreader)
Shelly's New Friend(Stanxreaderxkyle)
Change(Cartmanxreader)
On the Inside(Clydexreader)
Sinful Thought(Damienxreader)
Fringe(Tweekxreader)
Stuck in these Ditches(Christophexreader)
Identity Crisis(Pipxreader)
Je t'aime(Christophexfrenchreader)
Broken Glass(Craigxnerdy reader)
Love is Pain(Petexconfirmist reader)
Shorty(Firklexreader)
Cigarette Bud(Michaelxreader)
Genius in Love?(Ikexreader)
Desolate Night(Coonxreader)
Haunting(Petexreader)
evil and good(Mysterionxreader)
Blowing up a hospital just seems Mean(Professor Chaosxevil reader)
Wow what a great audience(Jimmyxreader)
Free(Human kitexreader)
Love is for Conformists(Michaelxreader)
Don't know when to stop(abusive!Jersey Kylexreader)
I'm so nonconformist, I'll do it(Michaelxreader)
Sparks and Sparkles?(Mikexgoth reader)
Society Sucks(Kylexchubby reader)
Oh Hamburgers(Buttersxreader)
How to Save a Life(Humankitexreader)
Rusty Scissors(Craigxsuicidal reader)
Questionmark(Mysterionxreader)
Hardly Alive(Mysterionxsuper hero reader)
Never Seen(Christophextomboy reader)
Raven Eyes(Goth Stanxreader)
Twigs do have Thorns(King Kylexreader)
One too many Scars PT.1(Christophexreader)
Healing Wounds PT.2(Christophexreader)
What it takes to Dribble(Bridonxreader)
Unfinished Chemistry(StanxWendyxBridon)
Hidden(Scott Malkinsonxreader)
Proper Term(Kylexladylike reader)
Coffee Stains(KennyxTweek's sister, reader)
Stripe(Craigxreader)
Restraining Order(Trentxreader)
Dusty Floors(Tweekxshy reader)
Carved Words(yandere Kylexreader)
Short Hair(Yandere Kennyxreader)
Slits(yandere Craigxreader)
It Started with a Whisper(Tweekxreader)
*LEMON* The Want(Kylexreader)
*LEMON*Can I wait?(Trentxshyreader)
Never Notice(Clydexreader)
Time Wasted(Mikexreader)
Silent Jobs(Gregoryxreader)
The Bus Boy(AU Craigxprincess of America reader)
The "Dumb" Blonde(Gregoryxreader)
Chullo Hat(Craigxreader)
Raven Hair and Yellow Puffballs(Craigxreader)
My Addiction(Tweekx suicidal reader)
*Alternate Ending*Ze Mess I Made(GregoryxreaderxChristophe)
Ze Mission Impossible(Christophexreader)
March Forward(Gregoryxreader)
La Resistance(Christophexreader)
More than Just Sides(King KylexSorcerer Reader)
More than Just us(MikexreaderxMichael)
*Alternate Ending*No, It's Just Us(MichaelxreaderxMike)
Tacos and Clyde(Clydexreader)
Grafitti or art?(Craigxreader)
Twitch(Tweekxreader)
*Lemon* Jailed(Trentxshy reader PT3)
Filling The Void (Cartmanxsuicidal reader)
The Tenet to her Heart (Kylexsuicidal reader)
Guns and Roses(Protective Craigxshy reader)
Loose Ends (Protective Tweekxshy reader)
Let me Go(KennyxYandere reader)
How Many Holes in a Basketball(Bridonxshy reader)
If Today Were Your Last Day (KennyxSucidal reader)
The World Beneath Our Feet (Professor Chaosxreader)
If it were Different(ButtersxComplicated reader)
Triple Dog Dare (Goth Stanxreader)
Weak (Cartmanx Depressed Chubby reader)
Blind sighted(Gregoryxreader)
Used and Abused(Christophexreader)
*LEMON* Last Straw(ChristophexreaderxGregory)
*LEMON* Domino Effect (GregoryxreaderxChristophe)*Alternate Ending*
Angel's Dust(Christophexreader)
It's Not a Game (Vampire Kylexreader)
*LEMON* You Had me at Hello (Petexreader)
Leave Me Alone, Damn it (CraigxVampire reader)
I'll Kill her if I Have to (AngelreaderxDamien)
She Remembers (Immortal readerxKenny)
Actions Speak Louder Than Words(KylexTomboy reader)
No one to Trust(AdreaderxKyle)
Now You're Speaking My Language (ChristophexFrench reader)
Look My Way(Kylexreader)
The Card(TweekxReader)
It's Something Called a Heart(Kylexreader)
A Precious Gift (KylexreaderxKenny)
*Alternate Ending*Be Careful What You Wish For (KennyxreaderxKyle)
Only thing I can't Afford's a Mistake(Kennyxreader)
Was it That Obvious? (Toolshedxreader)
*LEMON*Is it Love?(Kennyxreader)
O.S Calm, cool, and Coffee?(Creek)
O.S Perfect Girl(Cryde)
O.S Marjorine(South Park 2p's)
O.S Ze mole Duo(Twinstophe)
O.S Outside?(Stick of Truth)
O.S Damn it we're Conformists(Michrietta)
O.S Transperency(Candy)
O.S Ericka, Wendell, and Ben(Genderbender)
O.S Papa Johns(Gluten-Free Ebola)
O.S Muff Cabbage(Jersey thing)
O.S Rivalry(North Park)
O.S Nothing odd(Home Lives)
O.S Elementary my dear Kyle(2nd Generation)
O.S You're Still a Dirty Jew(Kyman)
O.S New girl in Town(Stendy)
O.S Kicked out of Village Inn(PetexTweek)
O.S Reaper Scythe Challenge(Soul Eater/Soul Park)
O.S We're Human Too(Tokyo Ghoul)
O.S Too Much Pressure(Creek)
O.S Sticks and Stones(Stenny)
O.S Had Enough(Style)
O.S Toxic(Crenny)
O.S Breaking Bonds(Style)
O.S His Soothing Voice(Creek)
O.S A Dark Secret(Style fem Kyle)
O.S Terrible Things (Michrietta One shot)
O.S Where's Stan (MichaelxStan)
O.S Wrong Intentions (CraigxHenrietta)
O.S Conformist Ways(Firkle O.S)
O.S Disapproving "Big Brother" (FirklexIke)
O.S What Could Be (HenriettaxGoth Stan)
O.S I Wanna Be Adored(CartmanxHenrietta)
O.S Craig Did What???(CrennyPT2)
O.S The Odd Kid(FirklexIke)
O.S It's a Guy Thing(Staig)
O.S I Fucking Hate You(Gregstophe)
O.S She's My Sister(Creek)
O.S That Was Today?(Kyman)
O.C Rich Boys Finish Last(Token)
O.C Run Away(Craig)
O.C Help in more ways than One(Kyle)
O.C Is it Wrong?(Craig)
O.C Beating around the Bush(ChristophexreaderxPete)
O.C Birthday Bash(Craig)
O.C Welcome to the Freakshow(Tweek)
O.C Silent Sorrow(Craig)
O.C Lucas' Bi....Cycle(Craig)
O.C Our Way With Words(Kyle)
O.C Everything Wrong with the Things I Love(KennyxO.CxTweek)
O.C Everything Wrong with the Things I Love( TweekxO.CxKenny)*Alternate Ending*
O.C Duos don't call for Triples(O.CxKenny)
O.C The Light at the End of the Tunnel(Butters)
O.C Over The Years (Craig)
O.C Just Friends(Kenny)
A/N THANKS!
A/N Book 2
A/N HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE!
A/N Because I Got Tagged
A/N
A/N The Tag-Along (*Nudge* *Nudge* Eh, get it? T.T)
A/N Slow Updates New Book
The Tag Back
Tagged
A/N THE END &Book 2
XReader Books
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Sheet Hit the Fan(ChristophexreaderxGregory)

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Por animefreakduh

OK dedicated to SaryDearest23  for baking  up my idea of this christophexreaderxgregory. Song is You think you know somebody by Hunter Hayes 

AFD

 "May 19th. Approximately nine p.m... Christophe!" I roll my eyes laying my feet on his desk. I shake my head annoyed.

"I'm liztening you piece of sheet." I hizzed. He gritted his teeth. 

"Christophe! If she is allowed to live we are screwed! Screwed you hear me! Listen damn you! 549 South Street. She will be sleeping in her bed. That is when you take her out or issue the threat." I nodded. We had done ztupid jobs like this often why was he making such a big deal. Her older brother had been organizing transports with the local eighth graders for cigarettes, alcohol, and weed, all those things were our responsibilities. The little brat and his sister were stealing businesses. Gregory wasn't ze one to give anyone a fair warning zo I needed to kill her. 

I laid against my chair. It was about eight at night and I still had to find the address online. My ztupid mother was on the computer. "Are you done yet?" I sighed in a low whisper so she wouldn't ground or yell at me. She got up from her chair smiling at me.

"Oui." She whispered ruffling up my hair as she walked past me. I rolled my eyes sitting on the computer chair. I found the pathetic small house in less than twenty minutes. The map looked easy to follow. I quickly got up running down the stairs. 

"MOTHER!" I screamed to the top of my lungs. She popped her head out from upstairs. 

"Oui?" She said. I turned angrier now.

"WHERE IS MY SHOVEL!" I began to run around the downstairs house looking for it.

"I uh... Put it away!" She screamed. I rolled my eyes trying to find it.

"WHERE IS MY SHOVEL!" 

"No! Bed time Christophe! You have been out for weeks now! BEDTIME!" 

"WOMAN! WHERE IS MY SHOVEL!"

*********Later***************

I shuffled around so my shovel was adjusted comfortably onto my back. I climbed to a dark room breaking the window. "Mark! What was that!" I heard a feminine voice say. I bit my lip. Damn it, she was supposed to be asleep and her brother wasn't supposed to be home! What the hell! Gregory gave me the wrong information. I stood there paralyzed in shock. Two figures came running into the room. I opened my mouth in awe as I saw her. Beautiful (h/l) (h/c) hair big (e/c) eyes and a cute worried expression. "Who the-" I didn't let her finish as I ran out of the room and as far away as possible.

I knew Gregory would kill me but I didn't care. The hard thumping in my chest made me want to unsee everything. The sweat beating down my head made me want to die. I swallowed the emotion but it was too much. I couldn't even see where I was going because my eyes were looking around so rapidly.

"Christophe!" I cringed as he slammed against me and we both fell to the floor.

"Sheet, that hurt Gregory you bastard." I groaned as his fat ass lay on my abdomen. 

I was still breathing hard as he stood up. "Thank god, you didn't kill ___." He sighed smiling. I rolled my eyes Gregory never had his priorities straight.

A sweet whisper made us both blush and jump in shock. We turned to face the (h/c) haired girl. She had tears streaming down her face. I dulled my eyes as Gregory brang her into a giant hug. . "GET OFF OF ME!" She yelled kicking him in the groan. I repressed a laugh as the blond leaned over cursing in a low mutter. "You got some missionary scum to... To kill me?" She sobbed. Gregory looked up mournful I scoffed. The moment was gone ruined. SCUM? Did this beetch call me scum. I gripped my shovel harder but I couldn't bring myself to hit a girl.

Soon came a laughter. I bit my lip as I saw the beautiful (e/c) eyes I had once loved turn into slits of hatred it was still pretty hot but I was angry I had to remind myself of that. "I mean you go to Yardale fair sweet Gregory. I mean what the hell. I know you want us gone but a boy! A boy to do a man's job?" She continued to laugh and in seconds she lay on top of Gregory. I found myself frowning dragging the shovel behind me as I walked away. "Seriously, the old Gregory was merciless but I guess you still like me huh asshole." She whispered kissing his lips. I rolled my eyes grabbing my shovel ready to hit the two idiots. I lifted it about to smash the two when the blond grabbed my shovel throwing it to the side.

"Christophe! Read a situation!" He growled. Holding the (h/c) haired girl in his arms.  "I I  love her." He whispered. Her (e/c) eyes dulled as she kissed him their tongues fighting which made me want to gag.

"I love him too." I flipped the two walked off as they continued to make out. The two were meant for each other. They were both crazy and manipulative bastards. Alone was for the better. I laughed as I heard the two begin to argue.

"Perfect match."

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