Arlo: I am eating a salad.
John: Fuck you and your salads.
Sera: John language.
John: Sera, maturity.
Fiore: I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!
Emerson: YOU ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!!
Elaine: What's going on?
Fiore: I think I saw Emerson looking another girl's ass!
Emerson: Pssh, so?
Blyke: The classic Joon word.
Fiore: WILL YOU SHUT UP!!!
Arlo: I hate fights. I'm too sensitive.
John: iM aRlO aNd I lIkE tO TrIgGeR pTsD.
Sera: Fiore, I'm sure it was a misunderstanding.
Fiore: ITS NOT!!! I SAW HIM!!!
Emerson: Ugh you are so fucking annoying.
Fiore: AM I LIKE GUM TO YOU?! NOW THAT IM ALL USED UP YOU THINK IM WORTHLESS NOW?!?!
Emerson: You don't even act like you love me any more anyway. You just nag. You never say I love you anymore!
Sera: On my god this is horrible.
Remi: Guys, maybe you need counseling.
Fiore: We are breaking up!
Emerson: Fine you souless bitch.
- Private Chat -
Fiore: They actually bought it.
Emerson: Can't wait to see what happens.
Fiore: Do I nag you?
Emerson: Uh, no. I just wanted to make it dramatic.
Fiore: I see. Alright let's see how this experiment goes.
- Back to Public Chat -
John: I feel your pain.
Blyke: GAYYY!!!
John: U are the one who fucked a cucumber.
Blyke: But I'm not gay.
Emerson: Fuck you and your cucumbers. I need to be angry right now!
Fiore: I'm commuting suicide!
Sera: CUZ NO!!!!
Fiore: This world is to cruel! My only love to leave me!
- Private Chat -
Fiore: Too much?
Emerson: Too much.
- Public Chat -
John: I am going to see more sadness then I have ever seen.
Sera: Its OK! You'll find someone better than this asshole!
John: lIkE mE.
Sera: No John.
Blyke: Pedo Joon.
John: She's only 15, I'm 18. And that was a joke.
Arlo: Ahem, crammer.
Remi: Crammer?
Isen: Arlo be like cram that strap on in me Elaine.
Arlo: I meant grammer and fuck you Isen.
Arlo has renamed John to Peso Joon.
Peso Joon: Peso Joon?
Arlo: oops, meant Pedo.
Sera has reverted all nicknames
Sera: Not now! My cousin is grieving!
John: Emerson wanna get a beer?
Emerson: Fucking shit sure.
Fiore: ILL KILL MY SELF!!!!!
Sera: NOO!!!
Fiore:ibuxrdoniv
Sera: Is her head....on the keyboard?
Emerson: Fuck her.
Sera: DID SHE DIE?!?!
Remi: Oh my god I'm so sorry Seraphina.
John: You and MEEEEE always killing people without actually doing it.
Fiore: Ow. It had a blank.
Sera: THANK YOU LORD!!!
Arlo: I continue to eat salad.
Remi: Let's get them breakup gifts!
- Seperate Private Chat -
Sera: Good idea! Let's do that!
Remi: Seraphina, Elaine and I will do Fiore and John, Arlo and Blyke will do Emerson!
John: How could this happen to meeee!? I made my mistaaaaaakes!
Sera: Joon, please be a good friend.
John: BUT IMMA POOR!
Arlo: I'm eating salad.
John: QUIET!!
Remi: Let's get started!
* 30 Minutes later *
Sera: I got clothes!
Remi: I've got a self help book on how to say fuck you to your ex!
Sera: ooh, good!
Elaine: I got some bracelets!
Blyke: I have some video games!
Arlo: I have a bunch of computer stuff.
John: I got mayonnaise.
Sera:
Sera: John why?
John: I dunno, didn't know what the poor kid liked. Also I ran out of mayonnaise. I'm hoping he'll give it back.
Arlo: You are going to give a grieving person mayonnaise.
John: Yup.
Sera: John that is a horrible idea.
John: Kill two birds with one stone.
Arlo: If you broke up with Sera, how would you feel if I got you mustard?
John: I would put it on my sandwich.
Elaine: John is so stupid.
Arlo: I said HOW WOULD YOU FEEL?!
John: I would feel that I won't need to buy mustard.
Sera: Why, why, why am I dating you?
John: Because I had ketchup and you didn't.
Remi: Player hint?
Arlo: I think he means literally.
Blyke: Let's just give our gifts.
- Public Chat -
Sera: We got you guys break up gifts!
Arlo: Hope you like it!
Remi: Guys I see Emerson & Fiore laughing in the same room.
Blyke: Wait, was this a prank.
Sera: NOO! >:(
Fiore: Yup. ;)
Elaine: YAY! No one is breaking up!
Arlo: I spent my not hard earned money on this kid.
Sera: Yeah!
Remi: If you guys wanted gifts you could've asked us!
Emerson: Well we weren't planning on that happening.
Fiore: It was just a experiment to see how you guys would react.
Emerson: Also why the fuck mayonnaise?
John: I dunno. You don't need to buy it now.
Sera: John, you actually gave him mayonnaise? Why?
John: Also could I borrow some? Im making a sandwich.
Emerson: Uh sure?
John: Thanks, I'll get you horseradish next time.
Arlo: I'm finished eating my salad.
John: SHUT UP ABOUT SALADS ARLO!!!