Author: Wait what?! *A tiny version of him appears* Wow...
953: Look at my tiny version, she is so cute!
Author: I guess that people really wanted us to have kids... *Looks at his tiny version writing a mini story* The problem is... That I have no fucking clue how to take care of myself that is smaller than me!
5205: *Tries to prevent his tiny version from killing tiny Bright* I know that you hate him, but try to calm down.
Bright: Yeah, better take care of your stupid kid 5205.
5205: ... Did you just... Call my tiny version, and due to that me, stupid...?
Bright: ... *Tries to run away*
Author: *Traps Bright in an invisible box* Go for it.
5205: Tiny me, you can do it.
Bright: You little... *Gets smashed with an anvil*
Author: *Watches it with everyone* Honestly? This one was way more thrilling than Happy Tree Friends, which at least was funny.
5205: Yeah sure, just make sure not to give Abel any video games, or he may destroy the computer.
173: ... What is that?
Tripod: I am a better version of you.
173: Yeah sure... At least I am the one who made SCP popular in the first place.
Tripod: You look like a peanut!
173: ... Don't you dare... To call me peanut! *Starts attacking Tripod*
5205: ... I am going to separate them, but one of rules of the Megaverse is to never let these two versions meet each other, and that's why I can't add Tripod to the Ask, so please, take them away in order to keep 173's sanity. *Separates them and hands Tripod to Warriors_cats_lover *
Bright: *Gets ressurected by 5205* I... I have lost this body already, because I tried to take a bath...
Author: Ask 5205.
5205: I did, maybe she can come back after dying too?
Author: Pretty good.
Bright: Too late, I have lost that body.
953: Holy shit... Show us coordinates of the person who did that...
Author: ... And we will take care of them.
5205: About the Nightmare, sure, he should be somewhere in this Multiverse, and about your soul... *Checks it* Hmm, interesting. Your outside soul, which keeps you alive was wounded, while the inside one is still in a good shape. I am not sure how to fix the outside one and keep you away from dying permanently, but in my opinion you should stay in this universe for some time and spend it with 999.
Scarlet King: ... Why?! Why all of you are trying to be nice to me?! I am a fucking monster, destroyer of worlds who got humiliated by SCP-5205 and now I have to serve him...
5205: For the same reason as he said. I can see through souls, and I knew that I could save you, so I personally went to hell to get you out of there. And believe me, it took a lot of paper work.
682-1: Like trash, because he had some empty cans in his pockets.
999: No worries, everything can be fixed, but it may take a long time.
Author: Just talk to me in a private message when you are online, and I will send it to you.
5205: Yep.
Bright: Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope! That body was terrible and I was in pig's body already!
Author: Thanks, and yeah, I know about Author's, that previous war was terrible.
5205: Please, it was fun! When those Rogues entered my universe with over
3 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 copies of themselves, they thought that it would be an easy universe to destroy, and out of all of them, only 1 has left alive in order to tell others, not to mess with me again. You should have asked for my help though, this would have been a victory for us in less than a day if I joined.
Author: *Takes the card* Alright then.
5205: Okay, good luck!
Author: So... Pizza time?
105: I agree.
106: Me too.
953: I agree too.
Bright: Don't need to ask me for permission!
*Time skip*
Author: So, that should be enough... *Card starts glowing* Another message?
Author: Good job bro, just make sure not to get "punished" too often.
953: We can talk, that's not a problem, but I am not joining the harem, I belong to this world.
Scarlet King: Wow, you have got a parasite in you, that's unlucky.
5205: That's called living in a symbiosis...
Scarlet: I don't care, for me they are parasites.
Author: *Gives him some tea* I know what you feel bro... I had the same thing while 5205 was adding some horniness pills to 953's drinks.