↢3rd Person POV↣
"Woah! Aether! Check this dude out, he has a Boar face!" y/n exclaimed, eyes bright as she pointed at the very proud Boar Man, "Boar face! Boar face!"
"Monjiro, look at this weird creature!" Boar face shouted, pointing at y/n and poking a scar on her arm, "Is it a demon?"
"No, she doesn't smell like one..." Monjiro, actually it was Tanjiro but nobody cares, murmured.
"Eh? Of course I'm not a demon!" y/n declared then grinned, "I'm a mitachurl! Bellator Minima!"
"Bellator Minima!" the Boar Face repeated, "I'm Lord Inosuke!"
"Oh! You're a ruler too? You must be super strong then! LET'S FIGHT!"
"HELL YEAH!"
"Y/n-" Aether began with an uneasy expression as y/n and Inosuke began fighting, somehow managing to compliment each other's strength while they were doing so, "Ah... great... there she goes. Sorry about her. Tanjiro, was it?"
Tanjiro nodded, "Yep!"
The duo glanced back at the sound of screeching, Ryoichi violently shaking a tree while a screaming Zenitsu clung to a branch.
"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, HUH? STARING AT Y/N LIKE THAT...!" Ryoichi shouted over Zenitsu's high-pitched screams, "I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OF YOU! I'LL GOUGE YOUR DAMN EYES OUT AND RIP OUT YOUR DAMN HAIR! THAT WAY YOU'LL THINK TWICE ABOUT LOOKING AT Y/N WITH SUCH A DISGUSTING EXPRESSION!"
"KYAAAAHHHH!!!! TANJIRO, HELP!!! THAT GIRL'S BOYFRIEND IT TRYING TO KILL ME!!!" Zenitsu shrieked, "I DON'T GET HOW A BEAUTY LIKE HER COULD LOVE A MENACE LIKE YOU...! STOP IT, YOU CRAZY CREATURE!"
"SHE'S MY COUSIN YOU SICK F**K!!!"
"EEK! HE'S GONNA KILL ME!"
"HELL YEAH I AM, GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!"
Tanjiro and Aether watched the chaotic scene with wary expressions as y/n and Inosuke rammed into trees while Ryoichi kept shouting death threats up at the terrified Zenitsu.
Well, at least Paimon and Nezuko were getting along well. That was quite nice.
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Genya looked like he was going to hecking die as y/n stood by him, asking him questions while Ryoichi stood a distance away.
The ebony haired boy wasn't happy but he didn't say anything. Yet.
"So you eat demons? That's super cool!" y/n exclaimed then pointed at herself with a proud smirk, "I eat slimes, I've been turned into a human popsicle and I swallowed a-"
Y/n paused when she heard a scream from Paimon in the distance, "Oh! Hold on a second! I'll be right back, Genya!"
The mita-girl took off and Genya finally let out the breath he hadn't known he'd been holding, his face red for reasons that did not include oxygen deprivation.
'She was so close...!'
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"UMAI!"
"UMAI!"
"UMAI!"
Aether watched with a weary expression as y/n, Paimon and the Flame Hashira all ate together.
They were shouting 'umai' too.
Hey, they were getting along.
Aether couldn't say the same for y/n's cousin who had started screaming back and forth with the Sound Pillar-
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Y/n stared at Nezuko.
Nezuko stared at y/n.
Aether and Tanjiro watched silently.
Y/n's stoic expression melted into a joyful smile, "Mosi mita! Look how cute she is! And cuddly too!"
"Hm!" Nezuko exclaimed giving y/n a hug and happily enjoying the headpats the cheerful mita-girl was giving her.
"Ryoichi, come look!" y/n exclaimed.
"No thanks." he said flatly.
Nezuko let go of y/n and ran over to Ryoichi, giving him a hug next, "Hm! Hm!"
Ryoichi stared in silence before sighing quietly and patting Nezuko's head, "Damn it."
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"And then you fold it like this..."
"Uh-huh..."
Muichiro held up his paper airplane with a small smile, "Bam. Then you have an airplane."
Both Paimon and y/n stated at the paper airplane with sparkling eyes before y/n stood up with hers.
"I bet I can throw mine the farthest!" she declared, "Watch! Watch! Are you watching?"
"I'm watching."
And with that, y/n threw her paper airplane into the air and trio watched it soar.
"It went super high!" Paimon gasped and y/n grinned, proud asf.
"OW! WHAT THE HELL!?" someone yelled a distance away.
Y/n blinked, "Oh. It hit someone."
Her and Muichiro high-fived each other and had to dip tf out of there since Sanemi was ready to beat the 💩 out of them-
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Y/n and Obanai were staring each other down while y/n lunged across Mitsuri's lap, the Love Pillar patting her head.
Meanwhile, Ryoichi was listening attentively as Shinobu taught him how to make poison.
What?
He has people he wants dead.
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Nothing.
Just y/n and Sanemi casually making ohagi while Tanjiro and Aether watch on, fearing for y/n's life.
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Y/n and Paimon sitting on Himejima's shoulders. Nothing else. Just that.
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"Woah... your weapons are super cool!" y/n breathed, "Stab me with it!"
"Y/n!" Aether protested.
Gyutaro was stumped, not understanding why tf anyone would want to be stabbed but hey, who was he to complain?
"EEK! Y/N! HELP!" Paimon shrieked, running away from Daki who she just unintentionally insulted.
"HANDS OF THE EMERGENCY FOOD!" Ryoichi shouted, coming out of nowhere and drop kicking Daki, "YOU RADISH HAIRED ♀️🐶!!!"
"PAIMON IS NOT EMERGENCY FOOD!"
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Aether was scared out of his mind rn...
"He... he has six eyes...!" Aether wheezed.
Y/n, of course, was unfazed.
'This dude is strong as hell but...' y/n grinned, "Hey! Do you blink all six eyes at once or do they go one at a time?"
Kokushibo frowned, y/n's chaotic energy alone leaving him somewhat tired, "Does it... really matter?"
"Yeah it does!" y/n exclaimed.
Welp, anything to make her go away.
Y/n burst into laughter when all the demon did was blink once, "BAHAHAHAA, THATS FREAKY AS HELL! NOW WINK!"
Aether was only getting closer to pissing himself as the Upper Moon kept fulfilling y/n's odd requests and the mita-girl kept on laughing hysterically.
"Okay...! Okay!" she wheezed, "Just one more thing, I swear this is the last one-"
Y/n pulled out three glasses and placed them on Kokushibo's face before hexking ascending, laughing her ass off.
"BAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK, OH MY UNU, LOOK AT THIS GUY! HE'S HILARIOUS."
In that moment, Kokushibo decided he was going to keep the strange mita-girl.
"Hey! Give her back!" Aether shouted as the Upper Moon picked up with wheezing idiot and began calmly walking away.
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Y/n broke Gyokko's pot and absolutely destroyed his pride after beating him in a fist fight (somehow), she stole Daki's brother, she stole Gyutaro's heart, she burned down Douma's cult, she stole Nakime's biwa, she bullied Hantengu on a daily basis and she ate a blue spider lily right in front of Muzan.
Everyone, aside from Kokushibo, Gyutaro and Akaza, hated her guts(yes even Douma). But, nobody could really kill her either.
That plot armor kept saving her behind.
Kokushibo really couldn't care less about what she did to piss everyone else off. He liked how funny she was and he intended on keeping her around.
Akaza had finally found a sparring partner who wasn't some weak demon and who was actually someone who could rip off his arm with their bare hands.
Gyutaro adopted y/n as his new sister.
Y/n, I know you like it there but what about Aether? He misses you a lot :(
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Yushiro couldn't do 💩 when y/n decided she liked Tamayo and wanted to be around her all the time.
But hey!
At least she likes him too.
He'd never admit it but he enjoys it when y/n pats his head, compliments him or gives him a random hug.
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To put it simply, y/n stole Uzui's wives.
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Y/n tilted her head, "So Kanao..."
"Hm?" Kanao looked at y/n curiously.
Y/n smiled warmly, "Wanna be friends?"
Kanao stared in silence at y/n, the mita-girl smiling back cheerfully.
Y/n flinched when the girl flopped onto the ground, "Oh 💩! Kanao! Kanao, wake up!"
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*insert y/n holding a crying Giyuu while screaming at Shinobu*
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"So you don't have any friends, huh?" y/n murmured, "Don't worry! I'll be your friend!"
Giyuu stared back at her, "...sure."
From then on, y/n was always beside Giyuu, talking his ears off.
Despite that neutral expression on his face, he was always quite happy.
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"-so now I'm technically a God!" y/n chirped, "Nye, wait, an Archon!"
"Woah...!" the three butterfly estate girls breathed, amazed, "Where'd you get those scars from?"
"Oh, these? I got these from a dragon!" y/n exclaimed, pointing to scars on her next and arms, "And these in a fight with a giant toad creature!"
Aoi was watching a distance away, a horrified look on her face as y/n listed all the way she'd gotten her scars.
"I was stabbed here-" y/n continued.
"YOU WERE STABBED!?" Aoi screeched.
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Aether looked mortified as y/n followed Sanemi around like a duck, the Wind Pillar grufflt answering her questions.
The blond prepared to rush in to protect y/n when Sanemi lifted a hand but was shocked when the scary dude pat y/n's head, earning a 'mosi mita!' from y/n.
'Tf???'
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Kyojuro watched with a bit of a concerned look as y/n ran with Senjuro in her arms, shouting insults at Shinjuro as the man furiously chased her.
"Will she be okay?" Paimon asked.
Kyojuro smiled, "Probably. Maybe."
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"GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER YOU PIECE OF TRASH, SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU!"
"WELL SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU EITHER!"
Y/n appeared relaxed, Zenitsu and Kaigaku pulling her back and forth while shouting at one another.
She really didn't mind at all.
"Want me to make you some peach pie?" y/n asked and both idiots halted.
An hour later, y/n was calmly eating her hard work while Kaigaku and Zenitsu were murdering each other with their eyes.
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As usual, y/n is a simp magnet.
(I GOT RAIDEN BEFORE I GOT PITY, HUH??? AND NOT EVEN FIVE WISHES LATER, I GOT QIQI)
(QIQI, MY CHILD, THANK YOU)