Arlo: OW MY EYE!!!
Sera: WTF happened?
Arlo: I'M CUTTING FUCKING LEMONS AND IT SQUIRT IN MY EYE!!!
John: Why?
Remi: Aren't you like president?
Arlo: I WAS UNTIL I WANTED LEMONADE!!
Emerson: Don't you have a butler?
Arlo: I did until he decided to quit.
Isen: Why not we talk about Lemons?
Fiore: Why? Lemons are just fruit.
Sera: She is sooooo dumb.
Emerson: Because she is not a hoe like you.
Blyke: BURN!
Sera: I'M not the one who fucked a cucumber in my butt even though I'm straight.
Blyke: Guys forgive and forget.
Isen: No one answered my question.
Arlo: Sure! I'm up for it!
Arlo: OW! FUCKING LEMON!!!
John: Use a fork.
Arlo: Good idea.
Sera: BAD Idea!
Arlo: OW IT MADE IT WORSE!!
John: Hehhehehe
Sera: I'm so horny.
John: So?
Arlo: John, just no. You are an ass.
John: STFU
Sera: UGGGHHHH!!!!
Isen: Has anyone put lemon juice in their anal or vaginal hole?
Emerson: No sick fuck!
Emerson has renamed Isen to Sick Fuck.
Sick Fuck: Fuck.
Sera: JOHN!!!
John: I ain't in the mood.
Blyke: Uh oh.
Sick Fuck: FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Fiore: Stop chanting you sick fuck.
Fiore: Also what does lemon mean?
Emerson: It means that it's basically porno or a sexuall story.
Arlo: Lemonade is doooooone!
John: Pro-Tip, Lemonade helps you see when you pour it on your eyes!
Sick Fuck: Whoa cool!
Arlo: OK, I try.
Arlo: AHHHHHH!!! IT BURNS!!!
John: I'm an evil mother fucker.
Remi: Arlo stop listening to him.
Arlo: I should.
John: I have a free plastic fork. Who wants it?
Arlo: ME ME ME!!
Sick Fuck: Hey, where's the lemon stories.
John: So one time Sera got on her knees and.......?
Emerson: Fuck this is a chat I can't interrupt.
John: Sera finish the story.
Sera: No, I'm horny NOW.
John: I'll finish.
Sick Fuck: I like lemons.
John: She blew me off.
Emerson: Fiore go grab that gun under that drawer.
Fiore: Why.
Emerson: I want to die.
Fiore: NO HE SHOT HIMSELF!!
Remi: WHAT?!
Blyke: NO!
Arlo: *sip*
Emerson: Fuck I missed.
Fiore: Oh thank God.
Emerson: Imma try again.
Fiore: There's only one bullet.
Emerson: Fuck.
Sick Fuck: More lemons plz!!
Blyke: Why am I friends with you.
Blyke: Well, Remi and I cuddled with a giant teddy bear together. That's the closes we have ever gotten to actual sex.
Sick Fuck: That is disappointing.
Arlo: GOOD.
Sick Fuck: As my name implies, more.
......
John: We got Arlo, Emerson and Fiore left.
Arlo: Elaine and I accidentally shared a tooth brush.
Blyke: That's it?
John: PAAATHETIC!!!
Arlo: Then she tugged on my pants and it fell. You know what happened next.
John: Not pathetic.
Blyke: OK so we have some interesting lemons.
Remi: We do.
Sera: JOHN I'M HORNY!!!!
John: Well I can't do it in the chat!!
Emerson: You accused me of doing it on the chat the other day.
John: Good point.
Sera: JOHN!!!!!!!!
Blyke: Do you have that HTML file of hacking into that microphone?
Emerson: No. I never did that.
Blyke: I meant the file that you DOWNLOAD.
Emerson: Yeah, that I have. Here= michack.html
Blyke: Thanks :)
Sera: JOHN IF YOU DO NOT PLEASE ME IN FIVE MINUTES!!!!!!
John: FINE!!!!
Blyke: Aw the hack don't work.
Arlo: GOOD.
Blyke: It required Mac OS X 10.3, I dont have a old Mac or a Mac.
Sick Fuck: YOU ARE UP!!!!
Emerson: Pls no.
Fiore: Fuck me.
Emerson: No.
Fiore: I meant as a cuss word.
Emerson: OK so what do I say?
Fiore: What happened yesterday.
Emerson: No.
Fiore: We have too. It is lemon time.
Emerson: Well, uh we made out on a kitchen counter. It was starting to escalate until my phone rang and I got embarrassed.
Sick Fuck: So no..?
Emerson: Nope.
Arlo: I am shutting down these servers for an hour.
John: Why?!
Arlo: Because I am your leader and I hate this chat right now.