Author: Uhm, 5205, the card has begun to glow and it says to prepare for a message.
5205: Then start the Ask and maybe it will appear.
682-1: Please, I already got rid of my hate towards humanity, this dare doesn't change anything.
5205: "Cute", doesn't mean "Good". But no worries, I can help you with this dare. *Turns 682-1 into more adorable version*
682-1: ...
Author: I think you made him angry...
682-1: Holy shit I look great, finally! Can I keep it for more than 3 parts?
5205: Nope.
682-1: ...
Author: Yeah sure, I will play this, give us some time.
*Time skip to listen the song and read ghe comments under it*
Author: And done.
Everyone but 5205: *Puts on the pumpkins*
5205: *Looks them into their eyes and turns into his demonic form* Just try, and you will regret it.
Endermen: *Stay behind shaking*
5205: Easy.
Bright: Okay. *Puts SCP-963 on one of endermen and takes over his body* Well, it is pretty comfortable in here...
076: *Splashes Bright's new body with water and hurts him*
Bright: *Teleports away* Why did you throw acid at me?!
076: That was a regular water, your body hates it.
Bright: ... This body sucks!
5205: About the blood, I have kept some after killing Yaldabaoth in case it was necesarry, and Mekhane's parts are secured in our facilities. And you missed few questions, that's all.
166: What? Let me check it...
Author: Hell no! This thing may be my accident. I have made an idea for a story, with version of 166 as an angel so it is most likely its opposite, because I didn't make it yet. Whatever you do, don't go close to that thing, only Megaversal and Omniversal beings stand a chance againts that, but they still have a high chance of dying.
5205: Can I?
Author: How many save points do you have?
5205: Way too many to count.
Author: ... Fine, go and help her, but after the Ask!
999: *Pets him* Sure.
Author: I... I have a feeling that I know what it is and I am afraid to click the link.
5205: Go for it, what is the worst thing that can happen while going to youtube?
Author: ... I will click it, but if that's what I am thinking about, then I have expected it so it doesn't count. *Clicks the link and watches the video* Okay, that was funny.
Bright: Okay, I will send it to as many people as I can.
953: By the way Author, what were you afraid of, your old videos which you have made while you were a kid?
Author: No, because I didn't make any. I was afraid of... *Whispers to her*
953: Now I understand.
Author: The card has started glowing, lets check it.
5205: It cannot be anything serious, can it?
953: Love virus? Is he in Underlust or what?
5205: Hell if I know, maybe he met a horny 682.
Author: Thanks, but I still think that I could improve.
173: Nope.
5205: There is a problem with that. There was only one alternate version of me with powers similiar to mine and I had to eliminate him. Other versions exist, but they are not that strong.
049: With the help of 5205 we have terraformed Venus and Mars, now we are going to terraform Jupiter's moons.
5205: *Gathers all data from the card and throws it into an empty universe* Are you sure you don't need help? I could easily open a portal for you. Also, I have found a world where a person has escaped a Yandere, talk with Author in a private message and he will tell you everything.
Author: Oh yes!
073: Oh hell no!
Author: Why not? You didn't like this cartoon the last time we watched it?
073: No I didn't! I am not watching it again!
Author: Everyone under the age of 15 and Cain get out of this room. *Waits some time* Okay, lets start. *Shows the "Eye Candy video*
999: Who the hell made this cartoon, it is not for kids!
Author: It is for adults, not kids.
999: Phew.
2662: They are great!
682-1: I did that already, many parts ago.
Sword: *After tormenting Iris chooses 5205 and shatters after checking his mind*
5205: ... Come back during the next part, and it will be fixed. And which one of his videos? There are many!
682-1: Fine...
5205: I haven't touched him yet, no worries.
999: Only 127? Once I had a group of few thousand at once, and it was back when I was way weaker than now.
049: Souls are not something I have studied, sorry. Maybe 5205 can help.
5205: Describe me the entire problem and I will find an SCP which can help you.
Scarlet King: And I don't anymore. Once I had everything, now I can't do anything.
5205: Shut up, you got grounded for breaking Iris' PC, and you are not leaving this world until the next Thursday. And about the most traumatic experience, we all got angry when Bright threw SCP-447 on dead bodies while O5s were watching.