TF2 x Reader

By DiamondParty74

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A collection of TF2 x Reader ~ Update: Added Soldier and Engineer to the story. I'm going to be doing some ed... More

Intro Note
How You Met
His Nickname For You
His Dirty Pick Up Line
How You Cuddle
First Date (Just Scout)
His Favorite Thing About You
Little Things He Does For You
Periods
Nightmares
First Time (Just Scout) (18+)
You Join The Team
Dating Him Would Include
When He's Jealous
When You're Jealous
Kinks/Fetishes (18+)
Ass, Tits, or Legs (18+)
First Fight
Make-Up
You Two Get Caught ;) (18+)
You're Pregnant (Just Spy)
He Proposes
Truth Comes Out (Spy)
Wedding Ring
Wedding Dress
Wedding Cake
His Thoughts When You Walk Down The Aisle (His POV)
You're Pregnant
The Baby Kicks For The First Time
Pregnancy Cravings
Your Kids
Your Kids' First Word
Drawings - 1/?
Your Child Has A Nightmare
Your Child's Pet
He and Your Child Fight
He and Your Child Make-Up
His Thoughts When He First Sees You
What Sex With Him Is Like (18+)
After Sex (18+)
When He Realized He Was In Love With You
Daddy-Child Moments
Where He Likes To Kiss You
His Favorite Position (18+)
You Get Kidnapped By The Blu Version Of Him
His Reaction To You Being Kidnapped
Drawings - 2/?
Turn Ons
Him (Medic) (18+)(Rewrite)
Little Secret (Jack & Marinette)
*VERY IMPORTANT AUTHOR NOTE*
*New Book*
Your Child Gets Hurt
Your Child Kills For The First Time (18+)
He Gets Drunk (18+)
How They React To You Waking Them Up By Giving Them Head (18+)
Your Children's Birthday
His Valentine's Day Gift For You
Drawing 3/? (Plus Other Stuff)
Birthday Surprise (Marinette's Birthday)
When You Realized You Were In Love With Him
Your Dirty Pick-Up Line (18+)
He Cheers You Up
The Hunter And His Prey (Sniper)(18+)
You Get Drunk (His POV)
Drawings 4/?
RIP Rick May
How He Wakes You Up In The Morning
69 (18+)
Father's Day
Summer Family Time
The Past Hurts (Scout)
The Team Sees Yours/His Sex Marks (18+)
Halloween
How They Celebrate Your Birthday
Loss (Medic)
Snow Day
Drawings 5/? (Christmas Edition)
Christmas
New Year's Eve
You Get Hurt (Slightly 18+) (Big Surprise in the A/N)
Soldier Catch-Up Part 1
Soldier Catch-Up Part 2
Soldier Catch-Up Part 3
He Has A Nightmare (His POV) (18+)
Engineer Catch-Up Part 1
Engineer Catch-Up Part 2
Engineer Catch-Up Part 3
Minecraft (Modern AU)
Your Valentine's Day Gift For Him
You Have A Miscarriage (AU) (Trigger Warning)
Drawings 6/? + Bonus Stuff
Spider
He Sees You Sleepwalking
He Gets Arrested
You Text The Wrong Person (Modern Au)(Slightly 18+)
His Reaction to Walking in on You Changing
Your Kids Walk in on You Two Making Out
Dating Troubles (Thomas)
The Team's Thoughts on You When He Introduces You to Them
You Celebrate His Birthday
Their Reaction to You Pulling All-Nighters
First Dance Song
You Steal Their Food
Your Water Breaks and You Go Into Labor
LET'S TRY TO SAVE TF2 (IMPORTANT A/N)
He's Sick
He Cheats on You (AU)
What You Guys Do for a Gender Reveal Party (Modern AU)
His Reaction to You Getting Arrested (His POV)
He Cheats on You (AU)(Part 2)
Your Kids Start Dating
He Drunk Texts You (Modern AU)
Your Kid(s)Get Kidnapped (Part 1)
Your Kid(s)Get Kidnapped (Part 2)
Room for One More (Sniper & Spy) (AU) (18+)
NSFW Alphabet (18+)
Author's Note
All for You (Medic & Sniper) (AU) (18+)
Misunderstanding (Medic & Sniper) (AU)
Bully (Pyro)
Drawing 7/? Part 1
Drawings 7/? Part 2
Bad Memory (Medic) (Trigger Warning)
Game on (Scout) (Modern AU) (18+)
Honeymoon (Engineer) (18+)
First Time (Pyro) (18+)
Drawings 8/?
Competition (Soldier) (Modern AU) (18+)
Breakdown (Sniper) (18+)

He Protects You From Your Ex

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By DiamondParty74




Scout

The team had a day off and since it was a nice day, you all decided to go to the beach. While most of the team was either swimming in the ocean or relaxing by the umbrella, you were building sandcastles with Phoenix. Jeremy was having fun in the water until Phoenix called him over, sounding clearly worried.

"What's wrong, Phoenix? Is someone making fun of you again? Cause if they are I'm going to kick their ass." Jeremy asked as he got out of the water.

"No, you need to come with me. Some guy is bothering (Y/N)!" Phoenix said, pulling Jeremy's arm.

Jeremy frowned, following Phoenix to the spot he and you were building sandcastles. Jeremy saw you and the guy that was getting way too close to you.

"Just admit it, you miss being with me!" The guy yelled.

"No, I don't, now leave me alone Sam!" You yelled trying to move away from him.

"No, you're mine!" Sam grabbed your arm.

Jeremy growled, running over and pushing Sam away from you.

"Get your fucking hands off my girlfriend or I'm going to kick your ass!" Jeremy yelled.

Sam looked at Jeremy and laughed.

"You're dating this guy!?" Sam laughed. "I'd like to see you try to hurt me with those skinny arms of yours." Sam pushed Jeremy.

Jeremy growled, turning and walking away.

"That right, you fucking pussy." Sam said, before turning back to you.

Jeremy walked to your guy's stuff and Jacques, who saw what was going on and can tell what his son was about to do, handed Jeremy his bat.

"See how much of a pussy your man is?" Sam said, not seeing Jeremy speed walking over to him with a bat.

Jeremy raised his bat, hitting Sam as hard as he could in the knee. Sam yelled out in pain, falling into the sand. Jeremy pushed Sam down with his foot and pointed his bat at his face.

"Now you listen here, you moron. You don't know who you're dealing with, I'm a force of nature who can kick your fucking ass. Now unless you want me to crack your skull open like an egg, you get the fuck away from my girlfriend!" Jeremy yelled.

The moment Jeremy moved his foot off of Sam, Sam got up and ran away. Jeremy smirked.

"Looks who's the pussy now." Jeremy laughed.

You smiled, hugging Jeremy. Jeremy hugged you back, kissing your forehead.

"You alright, toots?" Jeremy asked.

"Yeah, thanks for dealing with him. Sam was always so stubborn." You said.

"No problem, (Y/N). I'm not going to let anyone bother you." Jeremy smiled. "Now come on, let's get back to having fun."

You smiled, going back you building a sandcastle with Phoenix, with Jeremy helping you guys out.

Pyro

Phoenix walked out of the bathroom, looking down at his hoodie that was in his hands,  he sighed. Phoenix spent a good 20 minutes trying to get the drink stains out of it but it was no use. Phoenix tried not to get upset, I mean it was an accident and the girl was really sorry about it but now Phoenix had nothing to hide his scars. Phoenix took a deep breath, trying to calm his worries away before heading back to his Princess, thinking seeing you would make things better. Phoenix walked to the table you two were sitting at outside but you weren't there. It made Phoenix start to worry.

'Could she have left me?!' Phoenix thought for a moment.

Phoenix stopped that thought right in its tracks.

'That would be silly, (Y/N) probably went to get another muffin or went to the bathroom.' Phoenix thought.

Phoenix was about to sit down when he heard his Princess's voice.

"I told you to leave me alone!" You said.

Phoenix got up and follow your voice. It didn't take long to find you, you were being bothered by some guy.

"Come on, (Y/N), I know you miss me." The man said, getting way too close to you.

"No, I don't, Kenny! Now please just leave me alone!" You yelled.

Phoenix could feel himself panicked, Phoenix was scared but he couldn't let this guy touch his Princess. Phoenix speed-walked over to you and pushed this Kenny guy away from you.

"S-she said leave her alone!" Phoenix said, his voice shaky.

The guy looked at Phoenix and he was really angry.

"How about you mind your own business, freak!" Kenny said, pushing Phoenix a bit.

Phoenix wanted to cry but he couldn't now, he needed to stay strong for you. Phoenix held your hand tightly.

"You touching my girlfriend is my business, now leave!" Phoenix told him.

Kenny looked at Phoenix and he started laughing.

"You're dating (Y/N), I knew she was stupid but she must be blind if she's dating someone as ugly as you." Kenny laughed.

Phoenix didn't know what came over him. Phoenix pulled out his lighter, grabbed Kenny by his shirt, and slammed him against the wall.

"Now you listen here! No one calls my Princess stupid! She is the smartest and most beautiful woman I have ever known and I won't let some jerk treat my Princess like trash!" Phoenix yelled, holding the lighter close to Kenny's face.

Kenny grew scared putting his hand up.

"Okay, I-I'm sorry, just let me go!" He said.

Phoenix didn't let him go.

"You want to know how I got these scars?" Phoenix asked.

Kenny looked at Phoenix completely scared and shaking his head.

"I got them from playing with fire..." Phoenix whispered before raising the lighter up and setting Kenny's hair on fire.

Kenny screamed, desperately trying to put the fire out. Phoenix smiled, grabbing your hand again and walking away. When you two were far enough away, Phoenix started to feel a bit guilty.

"I'm sorry, Princess. That was probably a horrible thing to do, I just lost it hearing him say those nasty things about you." Phoenix told you.

You grabbed Phoenix's cheeks and made him look at you.

"Don't you dare apologize! That was amazing, Phoenix!" You said, smiling.

"Really?" Phoenix asked.

"Yes! No one has ever stood up to me like that and besides, Kenny is a dick and he deserved that." You said, kissing him.

Phoenix smiled kissing back and holding his Princess close. You stayed like that for what felt like hours before you two heard police sirens and decided it was time to head back to the base.

Medic

Ludwig sighed finally getting yours and his coffee.

'Zhat bitch behind zhe counter is lucky I didn't cut her throat open!' Master yelled in Ludwig's mind, he was mad about the rude tone she gave Ludwig.

'Calm down, zhat vas not a big deal.' Ludwig thought to him.

'Not a big deal?! Ludwig, are jou high?! She called us a pig under her breath if anyzhing she is zhe pig!!!' Master growled.

'I've been called vorst, I'm not killing her because of a silly comment. Beside, I'm not ruining my date vith (Y/N).' Ludwig explained to Master.

'Yeah, vhatever. Ve both know jou can ruin a date even vithout killing someone.'

Ludwig sighed.

'Oh shut up!' Ludwig thought.

Ludwig walked back outside and froze seeing another man touching you.

'WHO... IN ZHE FUCK... IS ZHAT!?!' Master screamed in Ludwig's head.

"Come on baby, we can fix things." The man said, pulling you closer to him.

"Kyle, I told you, I have a boyfriend! Now let go of me!" You yelled.

"I don't give a fuck, you're mine," Kyle growled.

'Ludwig... can I kill zhis fucker?!' Master asked.

'No, I can handle him...' Ludwig told Master.

Ludwig put the two coffee down on the table and walked over to Kyle, grabbing him by the back of his shirt and pulling him off you.

"I vould like it if jou keep jour hands off of my girlfriend," Ludwig told him.

The guy look at Ludwig and growled.

"This is your boyfriend?!" Kyle said, looking at you.

Ludwig stepped in front of you so Kyle was looking at him.

"Yes and I vould like it if jou leave or jou vill regret it," Ludwig said, his voice full of anger.

He laughed, pushing Ludwig a bit.

"Look here you stupid Nazi. I'm not scared of you, (Y/N) is mine and you should be the one scared of me." Kyle said, grabbing your arm and pulling hard.

Ludwig's eye twitched a bit, his mind boiling with rage. Not only was he angry at being called a Nazi, which isn't the first time someone has called him that but Ludwig still found it disrespectful, this man was also hurting his love and no one hurts Ludwig's love.

'Okay, zhat's it, jou better let me fucking kill zhis fucker!!!' Master yelled.

'Oh, don't vorry.... ve vill...' Ludwig thought.

Ludwig grabbed Kyle by the neck and pressed hard. Kyle tried to fight back but Ludwig didn't let go until Kyle passed out. Ludwig threw him to the ground for a moment, looking at you. Ludwig slowly calmed down, holding your arm carefully.

"Did he hurt jou, taube?" Ludwig asked, rolling up your sleeve to see a hand mark.

"I'm okay, Ludwig. Thank you for that." You said, holding him closer.

"No problem, (Y/N)..." Ludwig whispered.

"Is he dead?" You asked.

"Not yet... but vhen ve get back to zhe base, Master vill take care of him." Ludwig said, smiling.

You smiled back, giving him a kiss before grabbing your coffee. Ludwig picked up Kyle and grabbed his coffee before you two headed back to the base for Master to have his fun.

Sniper

You walked around a large room, looking around at the people around you.

"Mundy, got eyes on the target yet?" You whispered into the small communicator Engie made.

You didn't get an answer.

"Mundy, you there?!" You said, trying to stay quiet.

"Shit, sorry love... I still haven't gotten used to this communicator thing." Mundy said, pulling his zipper up.

"... you were peeing, weren't you?" You asked.

"... okay yeah. I couldn't hold it!" Mundy said.

"That's what you get for drinking 3 cups of coffee before we left." You laughed a bit. "Anyways, back to work. Have you seen our mystery target?"

"No, not yeah. I have found a beautiful woman though." Mundy said.

You smiled and noticed Mundy's laser near you.

"You flirt." You giggled. "I really wish Miss Pauling gave us more info on this guy, she could have at least given us a picture."

"Yeah, but it's the best she could do. All she could find out was he has a tattoo of a spider on his wrist." Mundy said, looking through his scope. "You're good at finding people, we'll be done in no time."

"Thank y-" You said but you had bumped into someone not paying attention. "Oh my god, I'm so sorry."

You looked at the person but froze when you realize who you just bump into.

"(Y/N), is that you?" Bill said.

"Hey, Bill..." You faked a smile. "Sorry, I have to go over to a friend."

You turned to walk away but Bill grabbed your arm.

"They can wait," Bill said, still holding you. "You know, I never stopped loving you."

You frowned.

"I'm sorry, Bill. I have a boyfriend, look I really should go." You said, trying to pull away.

"No, I can prove I'm right for you!" Bill yelled, pulling you closer.

You pushed Bill away, getting out of his grip. Bill was about to grab you again but he was suddenly shot in the head. People started to scream, running away.

"Mundy, you mess up the mission!" You said, back away.

"No, I didn't, that is the spider tattoo on that guy," Mundy said.

You looked at Bill's wrist and Mundy was right, Bill had a spider tattoo. You ran out of the building.

"You sure you didn't just do that because he was bothering me." You said.

"Okay, yeah I was gonna shot him even if he wasn't our target, him being our target just made things way easier," Mundy said, packing his gun up.

You smirked. "Thank you, Mundy. I'll meet you by the van."

Spy

Jacques had just gotten done smoking a cigarette outside. Jacques usually doesn't care where he smokes but you always hated him smoking near you and Jacques hates upsetting you. Jacques walked back inside and noticed a man near you. Jacques didn't think too much of it at first, thinking he was a friend, but then he noticed how uncomfortable you looked around this man.

"Come on, (Y/N). I made a mistake, I need you in my life." The man said.

"No Luke, I have a boyfriend now and even if I was single, you cheat on me!" You said, raising your voice a bit.

"Come on, baby. I'm way better than whoever you're dating!" Luke said, moving closer to you.

Jacques frowned, anger growing within him. He remembers you telling him about Luke, the jerk who slept with your old friend. Jacques pulled out his butterfly knife, hiding it behind his back and opening it. Jacques walked over to you and Luke.

"Excuse me, I would appreciate it if you step away from my beloved." Jacques calmly said though he had a stare as cold as ice.

"This is your boyfriend? You have to be joking." Luke laughed. "I can kick your ass, old man.

Jacques showed no reaction, he just grabbed Luke's shirt and put his butterfly knife to Luke's neck.

"Now you listen here, you have 10 seconds to leave or I'm going to carve you like a pumpkin," Jacques growled.

Luke's eyes widened and he ran off. Jacques put his knife away and looked at you. He moved closer to you, grabbing your hand.

"Are you alright, Mon Amour?" Jacques asked.

"Yes, thanks for that." You kissed Jacques' cheek.

"You're welcome, don't worry, I'll kill him for you later. He will never bother you again." Jacques said.

You smiled, pulling Jacques close and heading back to your guy's table to continue your date.

Soldier

Jane was currently trying to find you. You two were on a date, but Jane got distracted by some raccoons and lost you. Jane was just about to actually start panicking until he heard your voice.

"Fred, please just leave me alone!" You yelled.

Jane paused for a minute.

'Who the hell is Fred?!' Jane thought.

Jane followed your voice until he found you.

"Don't lie to yourself, (Y/N). You miss being with me." Fred said, holding onto your arm tightly.

"No, I don't, I've moved on and I have a boyfriend now!" You yelled.

Jane growled, seeing this guy holding on to you forcefully. Jane wasted no time running over to Fred and grabbing his head and snapping his neck.

"NO ONE TOUCHES MY GIRLFRIEND!" Jane yelled.

You jumped a bit but then smiled, hugging Jane.

"Jane, thank god you found me!" You said.

Jane hugged you for a moment before pulling away.

"Are you alright, cupcake?! Do you need me to unsnap his neck just to snap it again to cause this maggot more pain?!" Jane asked.

You laughed at how crazy Jane could be.

"No, Jane. It's okay, I'm fine." You reassured Jane. "Let's get out of here before the cops come." You said, noticing that people had just noticed Jane murder someone.

Engineer

You were patiently waiting outside the movies waiting for Dell. You two were planning to see a movie, but Miss Pauling needed him to do a quick job. It wasn't too big of a deal, there was some time before the movie starts and Dell was usually really good at getting jobs done quickly. While you were waiting, you noticed your ex, Bruce. You tried you sneak inside the theater, so you could hide in the bathroom until he went away but he noticed you and walked over to you.

"Well, look at who it is," Bruce said, touching your hair.

"Hey, Bruce... nice to see you... but I really should be going..." You lied, trying to move back.

Bruce frowned, grabbing you by the back of the neck.

"You not getting away so quick, let's talk. More specifically let's talk about how you just up and left me." Bruce growled.

"Look you had it coming! I was done being your verbal punching bag!" You said, pushing Bruce away.

"You little bit-"

"Excuse me." You looked behind Bruce and saw Dell.

"Mind your busy shorty, this doesn't concern you," Bruce said.

"Actually partners, this does concern me. This lovely woman right here is my girlfriend and I would appreciate it if you leave her alone." Dell said, staying calm.

Bruce laughed.

"Listen here, (Y/N) belongs to me and I have no problem kicking your ass to take her," Bruce said.

Dell smirked, pulling two boxes out of his bags and dropping them on the ground. You instantly recognized the boxes, they were one of Dell's new projects. The two boxes turned into mini sentry guns and they pointed right at Bruce.

"I'm done being nice, you have about 10 seconds to get out of here or my guns will take care of you," Dell said. "I would choose wisely, cause my guns don't miss."

Bruce's eyes widened, running off as fast as he could. Dell laughed, kneeling down to put the guns away.

"Thank you, Dell." You said, hugging Dell once he stood up.

"It was no problem, honey." Dell smiled, kissing your cheek. "He didn't hurt you, did he?"

"No, I'm fine." You smiled.

"That's good." Dell sighed in relief. "Now let's get inside, our movie should be starting soon."

You nodded, holding Dell's hand and walking inside the theater.

(A/N - Hello everyone, I am back! So since the last time I updated this book, I had gone to the doctor. They told me that I wasn't sick and they couldn't find anything wrong with me, but they did tell me the most possible reason I'm having stomach problems and pain around my body is because of my weight. So that is something I have to work on fixing, but other than that, I've been doing okay. My job opened back up and I just got a new puppy, his name is Mundy and he is a little troublemaker. My updates will still be slow while I deal with my life, but I still going to work on this book. So, I hope you all are doing well and I hope you enjoy this chapter!)

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