"well. we did it gamers"
"WE KILELD MACKY!"
little jon fortnite dances
"yes. we did. "
"now what"
"first we need ro get evidence that leo is not cheatinf on isumiL" howie shas
"teha.. but its already aceoss the world!! liek .. wicji hooters is about to go bankRUPT!'ql" leo cries
"oh. oh no." chiaki and howie say in HORROR
"this is why you dont start a restaurant in a post-apocalyptic world. Lmao." litle john response
"leo, are you oaky" chiaki asks
"NO Xhiaki I am not" leo despinds
"okay gusy can i say what happened at the christmas stuff.."
"yes you acn"
"i foynd this cool place at the hooters and apparently it was a cult for carrots... i didnt know until they locked us in and forced us to become members. me and chiaki both." leo sobs
"really?" tsukasa pops up
"yes, son. i really didnt know. like- who starts a cult about carrots of all things-"
"Carrot man."
"yeah them, they locked me and chiaki in there and it was so scary.. now we're members of it. there was more people too."
"who?"
"keito.. kaoru... that one pink haired guy that isnt shu- even rinne was in there. there was also chiakis son. carrot man forced him to go in there."
"oh my god. all they do is worship carrots?"
"yes. help"
"oh no.."
"Wait i just realized something"
"If tsukinaga supposedly cheating on izumi with me was on tv, wouldn't takamine know about it since he's president"
"yes, morisawa."
"OH FUCK NO. WHAT THE HELL DID I DO" leo screams
"LEO YOU HAVE CAUSED FUCKING CHAOS." howie yells back
"I HAVE TO GO TELL TAKAMINE ABOUT THE WHOLE CULT THING NOW OH NO"
"CHIAKI. I DONT THINK HES GONNA BELIEVE YOU CUZ LIKE WHO STRATS A. CULT ABOUT CARROTS."
"AAAA YOURE RIGHT TSUKINAGA. OH NOOOOOO"
"EVERYONE. CALM DOWN. WE HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO DEAL WITH."
litle jon says loudly in bold font.
"what"
"WHAT DO WE DO WITH THE DEAD BODY."
"oh that thing. "
"actuallyy. dont worry ill just thanos snap it gone"
LITLE JON THANOS SNAPS MACKEYS BODY GONE
"oh my god he rlly did"
"congrats you did it. now we gotta go talk to mr. president."
"im not prepared. im surprised he hasnt even messaged me about it."
"chiaki it will be okay. you said you guys mighy break up anyway, so whats to worry about?"
"i wasnt ready for it to actually happen tho.."
"yeah. just remember everythings gonna be okay, chiaki"
"okay.."