Probably published in May 2021
No ones POV-
Leah- Why are we here witch.
Stephan- I agree with my wife. Why are we here witch.
Jades eyes turn Flamey and her hair smokes a little bit as her voice darkens.
Jade- I'm not a witch I'm a goddess/fae.
Jade- Call me a witch again and I'm freezing you.
Stephan- Are you threatening me?!
Jade- Yes.
Leah- WE WILL HAVE YOU EXECUTED!
Jade- I'll reveal the true story about my mom.
That shut them up much to auradons confusion
Jade- Here we go.
The avengers were laughing except the 4 shown on screen.
Steve&Nat- Seriously! *they sighed*
Bucky&Sam- Sorry not sorry. "Mom" and "Dad"
Then Bucky and Sam glare at each other.
Nat- DON'T YOU DARE FIGHT! IM NOT GETTING IN THE MIDDLE!
Bucky- But "Mooooom"
Nat pinches his ear
Jade- *whispers to Jackson* Just like a mom.
Peter is blushing in embarrassment.
Tony- Again?!!
Ned- dAnCiNg QuEeN
Peter- NED!
Sam- HAHA WE'RE MOCKING THEM!
"Them" is glaring at Sam.
Jade is CRACKING up with Tony and Peter
The theater Laughed (except the villains including Stephan and Leah)
Well, Sam didn't laugh either. Bucky on the other HAND... or should I say ARM (hehe) was laughing so hard that he fell onto the floor.
Steve sends Loki a disturbed look
Loki ignores him
Thor- Really brother?
Loki- You're one to talk. "Violently eat"
The avengers are laughing while the asgardians are sighing.
Thor- Really.
Loki- Really? "Honest, Honorable never deceived anyone his entire life" HAVE YOU MET ME? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I LIED AND STABBED YOU!
Thor- 1000 times for stabbing a million for lying.
Loki- Ouch. *he looks slightly offended*
Everyone in the theater nodded in agreement.
Mal&Jade- Thats us! Right mom?!
Maleficent- Yes. That's both of you and Hayden. All three of you tire me out.
All the parents nod in agreement, and a few mutter something along the lines of, "they always tire us out."
Said 3- Moooom!!
Maleficent chuckles
Thor- *sigh* I quit.
Tony- WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU! HE IS YOUR BROTHER!
Loki- Adopted.
Loki- And I'M THE GOD OF MISCHIEF!
The Gotg are laughing
Rocket- WHAT IS A BIKE?!
Groot- I am groot. (Something to ride duh 🙄 )
Rocket- YOU'RE GROUNDED!
Groot- I am groot (whatever.)
Sam- I'd really rather die.
Bucky- HE IS NOT INHERITING ME! WHY WOULD YOU GIVE HIM THE SHEILD ANYWAYS!
Jade- He's old now.
Avengers&Loki- Huh?
Jade- GRANDPA STEVE! GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE!
Grandpa Steve walks in with his cane.
Grandpa Steve- Yes? *sees his younger self* HOLY SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA! DOES STRANGE KNOW YOU ARE DOING THIS-
Jade makes him disappear
The Avengers and Loki's jaws are dropped.
Dr Strange O.S- I know she's doing this but I'm tied up at the moment.
The view changes to him tied to a chair.
Jade- Well. THATS ALL FOR TODAY BYE!