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Quotes of the new white claws-
Normal Tuesdays :)
Artz because why not-
Papa Georgia vs an asshole Spain and meeting the soon to be partner in crime
:O
Head cannons-? That's what ya call 'em right?
More incorrect quotes because yes
And then there was two-
Something no one asked for
*Shook*
Grumpy cuddles (Florida x Massachusetts)
Dreamy times (Georgia x South Carolina) ⚠️slight smut⚠️
TIME TRAVEL?! WHAAAA- (sort of a Texas x Cali thing but honestly IDK-)
Capitals :)
WAIT IS THIS STATEHUMANS/COUNTRYHUMANS HEADCANNONS-
Uhhhhhh- MORE QUOTES
the best BFF's being wholesome quotes ;w;
Cold
✨Georgia's opitions on the best places to sleep✨
WHOLESOME AGAIN
Oh snap-
I did it :)
A CROSS OVER- HOLY SHIT
Mr.Peaches (Geo x Texas)
Artz
Ok- but like it's not-
Georgia snuggling up to random states to see what happens
More state hooman headcannons
Capital incorrect quotes
Statehouse head cannons again
Sooooooo I been thinking
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I did a thing
Cuddle buddy (PA x Geo)
Florida calling states weird nicknames
New Jersey is on fire...
How again
Lil' NY the rapper (Not finished)
What's Obama's last name?
Walmart got our order wrong
Texas said Texmex is not his name but I say otherwise-
Lazy capital designs-
Capitals again because yes
Head cannons because their fun :)
Uhhh-
Fine I did it
It's a nine
I dare you to do this dare-
Cali x Texas chapter but I don't have a name for it 👌
BEN KNOWS-
I really like head cannons-
Quotes but their Modded Minecraft stuff :)
Louisiana Purchase :)
Couldn't help myself ;w;
(From me to states) The Visit
Nice 
Baby Austin being adorable for an entire chapter :)
Some States reactions to you ignoring them
For you (Austin x Gov story thing)
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee France and Paris visit :)
Heads in a cannon oh wait no- head cannons.
Top ten biggest simps in the house according to Florida :>
Buring of Atlanta
Wait a damn minute-
Experiments AU
I lazily did three lol-
New AU headcanons ;w; 🖐
AU quotes because im addicted-
Hehehe it's part 69-
States abilities so I remember and you know-
Hey so-
Experiment #4 kid interaction
Enemies from Statehood
The mainly Wyoming quotes :)
hehehehe
Mother. Fucking. Karens-
fuck you Arkansas 🖕
:)
memes just because
How different states would be like in a relationship with you.
random shit idk-
District being District for an entire chapter
more AU shit-
NOW FROM THE TOP-
Jealousy (Ohio x Indiana but they're kids-)
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
i was busy thinking about ✨bees✨
Rhode Island meets Miss Russia
:D
Just the Gov chapter
I'll stop after this- i promise
Oh, snap its cannon heads again-
Oh, it's a story- (N.Y x Alaska)
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
RaNcH tExAn-
:C
✨Good morning✨
Oopppppp
A number funnier than 24?
#31 cinema testing
#51 socializing
Are you a vending machine?
USA SMP
:P
Alaska x Texas 👌
Oop-
Neat-
I like these two but they ded-
HEAD CANNNONNNNNNNNNNNNNNS HI
Pay back a bitch ain't it? (Not finished ;-;)
How I think Utah meets Ilithiya and the kids buts it's AU time-
If N.Y.C was personfied... this is how i think they would act.
Nebraska saying stupid shit to hurt your brain
I have no name for this- (Indiana x Alabama x Ohio)
Albany's boy problems :O
✨ Some drunkies again ✨
AnOtHeR dUmB aU iDeA-
I drew it-
;w;
Writer's block sucks but so does vacumes
Different states in a relation ship with ya again because I have no will to live
Oh, snap I did it again-
Siblings in war (Virginian twins angst)
.-. '
States but it's daycare AU thing
Don't mind me and my no will to write-
IS IT DAD JOKES- yeah... sorry-
Baby state cannon heads-
Awwww shit it's lil' Gov the capitalist and his cousins meeting up ;w;
What i think the government pals are-
Awwww shit ITS A BUG- (Georgia x Kentucky)
More kid cannon heads :D
(' -. _ -.) ( 'v' )
ItS cItY tImE
Introducing N.Y's family in November :>
memez are fun :D
Another Daycare thing (N.Y x Alaska)
Not again-
Royal AU quotes ;-;
I can't stop damn it- (Cali x Tex)
HE'S GOT A SPOON-
uhhhh, random story because yes (Geo x PA again-)
Another Texassippi thing but it's kids again because kids are cute ;w;
Again.
Gacha states
RoYaL aU sHiT
so I have some nore now-
Why not do another story (Texahoma)
Back at it with the city quotes-
NFL TEAMS YEAH I FORGOT ABOUT THEM BUT HEY IM HERE NOW-
More NFL stuff while I question my sanity
More NFL stuff because I don't watch-
The wholesome dad chapter featuring the dads of the USA (Not finished and bad)
random city stuff again-
Wholesome D.C and lil' Alaskan story because we all love wholesome :D
The Farmer and The Soldier (Georgia x Kentucky)
Welcome to the chapter with a random ship- :D (Houston x Miami)
Hold the breadsticks-
Readmmistion
How world capital meetings normally go :D
Hey i made some more Gacha states because i was bored
.p.
The Doll chapter because why not. :D
FLORIDA NO-
PA getting bullied?
Videos that would fit states
Spill the tea sis (Female!You x Geo x Mary)
More videos that would fit states lol-
A "wholesome" chapter of Georgia, Alabama, and Tenn cooking a cake :D
About Alaska
Random hide and seek head cannons because idk-
Existence is a lie-
Lil' state quotes :D
Someone stop me please-
Royal AU canon heads because I can-
New AU :D (stop me plz-)
First Appearance (AU time also not finished lost motivation-)
oof-
Some bad parenting
more videos- :)
Random thought-
More random thoughts before I go to bed-
Totally News
Attempt 2 at winning a farmer boy's heart (Kentucky x Geo)
3rd times the charm-? (Kentucky x Geo Not finished sorry-)
We don't even know anymore
State videos because these are fun :D
EXCUSEEEEE ME
Geo's bad day ,:C (Kentucky x Geo)
Random quotes-
State's TikToks :)
South and North Carolina head cannons :)
.-.
Wooooooooo ending strong :)

useless child! (oop- it's D.C)

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By ImWeridOk


I'd like to also state this has lots of abuse (Mental, Physical, etc.), feel free to not read if it freaks you out.

Enjoy ,:D

(Btw this whole thing was inspired by @cbgiggles backstory to D.C + the things I added, ok now you can read-)






D.C slowly crept out of bed. Not wanting to bother his father at all with his annoying hunger. He didn't want to get hit again. Abuse...? That's what all his cousins call it. He didn't think that way, he just thought that was how parents treat their kids. To be fair he was considered property. And personally, his father was right! 

Yeah... He did love him... 

D.C threw on a big grew sweater and some black pants. It was cold out today and he really needed to pick up some eggs from the farm nearby. The old man who lived there knew him well. And personally, he was his favorite kid on the block, or that's what he said. Then again a lot of the kids didn't like him or his sister much, mostly because they were governments and kids tend to get jealous. 

The small-government quickly snuck out of his house and down the road. D.C had a lot of problems with the kids in his town. They picked on him a lot for being skinny. But honestly, he thought it was normal to be denied food and stuff.

Weren't all kids' homes like this?

Was it just him?

Nah, it couldn't be! Surely everyone had to go through this. Maybe he was just being stupid. Or maybe they were. Eh, whatever. He needed to pick up these eggs.

+Time skip+ 

"Hello, Mr. Walter!!!" 

"Ah, hello D.C. How are you today?" An old man, in blue overalls, a gray shirt, and long white hair stepped out of a huge red barn. "Great! I actually came to pick up some eggs." He nodded and motioned for D.C to follow him. Mr. Walter leads D.C to a chicken coop. "Grab as many as you want, and ya know what kid. Since I like you, it's on the house." He said, giving D.C a small pat on the back before walking away. "THANK YOU, SIR!" The republic yelled, rushing inside the coop. He grabbed about 16 eggs. Not wanting to take all of them but a good amount. 

"Thank you for the eggs Daisy, Lucy, Peachy, Kiwi, Mia, kat-"

+Time skip+ 

D.C entered his home to an enraged father. He carefully set down the eggs on the kitchen table, trying to sneak away before he was-

"THERE YOU ARE!! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!? YOU HAVE WORK TO BE DONE!!" 

caught...

Confederation yanked D.C's collar. "S-SIR!! I WAS JU-ST GETTING EGGS I SWEAR!!" Not like his father would have cared. Confederation stated completely silent dragging the sobbing and screaming boy up the stairs. "NO SIR PLEASE!!! I'M NOT LYING!!" Confederation grabbed D.C's face, his nails digging into the young boy's cheeks. "Shut. The. Fuck. Up." And with that, he tossed him down the stairs. Every single part of D.C's body hurt. Hell, he didn't know if anything was broken. "Now get your ass back to work. If you're going to be a government you need to work." 

D.C's first attempt to get up failed. Confederation grew angrier. "GET. UP." Another try, he simply couldn't. "I TRY AND TRY TO RAISE A GOOD SON AND THIS IS THE THING I GET!!" His father yelled from the top of the stairs. Confederation needed a warrior. Not... whatever sad sack of a kid was laying in front of him. "No food. Two weeks." Confederation growled, turning away from his 'son' and stomped to his room. After a slam of his bedroom door, I.D.C raced down the stairs. "Brother!!" She whispered, she wasn't really allowed to talk to him much. Or at least after a beating like this. Thankfully it was only a toss down the stairs, and not like last time...

"S-is... I hurt..." He mumbled, I.D.C picked up her brother. Thank god he was light. Carefully she brought him back up the stairs and into his room. "It's ok. I'm here, I'll go get some raw meat." I.D.C says placing her brother on his bed. "Sis."

"Yes, brother?"

"Why does he hurt me...?" 

 "I... Don't know. Let me just fix you up ok?" 

"Ok..."











Damn anyway-

I'm sad now, and kinda still suffering from writer's block so it's short. ;-;

Have a nice day!

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