Author: Alright, questions and dares for today are... Interesting, especially for you 5205.
5205: Bring it on.
5205: The what? Shouldn't Omniversal Guardians be responsible for keeping the afterlife in peace? And also, I haven't noticed any multiverses getting destroyed, and considering the fact, that there is less than 10 then it is not hard to notice.
Author: What are you going to do about that?
5205: *Takes a phone* I am going to call 343. *Makes a call* Hey, come to me for a second, I have a question.
343: *Appears* What do you need son?
5205: Have you made more Multiverses and I didn't notice?
343: Oh, you are talking about this person. Yep, I have made a second Megaverse but it was a complete failure and I gave them powers to take care of that. Don't blame them for destroyed Multiverses, some of them were truely broken.
5205: Huh, interesting... And you didn't tell me?
343: You have your own Megaverse to take care of, let them have one too.
682-1: Can I?
5205: *Throws Glitchtrap into 682-1's mouth* Sure, but I highly doubt that he is tasty.
343: I will answer this question for 5205. You have defeated 5205 in your Megaverse, because he had way less power that this one. You are doing a good job though, but believe me, 5205 is able of destroying Megaverses with a simple thought, and considering the fact that there are only 2 of Megaverses and he knew about only one, that's not weak.
5205: Thanks, but I can answer my questions myself...
343: I know, but you would delete those Megaverses only to prove, that you are not weak, and because backups are slightly broken, putting them back would be challenging for any of your duo.
682-1: My heart? Please, I have at least 8, and I could get more, but I don't need that.
999: Hmm, it depends... If you want to get rid of this trauma then come to me and we can give it a try.
096: Thank you for the offer, but I am feeling pretty good in here. 5205 also promised me to transfer my soul into a new body, but...
5205: But 096 has no clue which body he wants.
096: You gave me so many to choose, give me some time to think about that!
5205: *Makes both Megaverses in the Omniverse dissapear* Well, that's definitely an interesting feeling, that's for sure, but don't forget that I also can travel between Megaversal and Omniversal border. I didn't know about the second Megaverse though, if you need some help clearing broken universes just call me.
343: I just said that backups are broken!
5205: I made a quick backup before I did that, no worries. *Puts on the backup and fixes Megaverses* Done.
Bright: ... One of 5205's pocket dimensions.
5205: Please, it wasn't that bad, I have way worse things in others.
Bright: Worse than what I have seen?! What the hell?!
Author: Not really, I only saw memes with Lady Dimitrescu, but I think that as a character it was a good concept.
096: Alright, give me a second to listen to it. *Listens to the song* Okay, I have listened to it, now can all of you stop reminding me about my past depression? What happened was in the past, and I don't want to remind myself about that.
Author: Oh yes, this will be beautiful! Everyone under age of 15, get out of the room. *Waits some time* Alright, perfect. *Shows the episode of "Eyes cold lemonade"*
173: What the hell was that?!
049: I think I am about to vomit...
682-2: But... Why would somebody make this?
953: That was sick but fun at the same time.
Author: I agree, children shouldn't watch it, but when you are mature enough then it can be slightly funny.
990: I saw it already, but now you have reminded me about that, thanks...
Author: Wait, one more video.
1499: Please no...
Bright: Please yes!
*Shows everyone "Out on a limb"*
035: It was sick, and I shouldn't have laughed when he cut off the wrong leg, what is wrong with me?
682-1: If not the fact that I have children, then I would kill myself multiple times after seeing that.
166: For that even holy water won't help...
953: I think we have done something similiar in the past already, so it will not work, sorry.
5205: No, she left the facility and left without a trace. Like, she has stopped stealing, but she is not in the Ask.
5205: You shouldn't have said that, you know?
Author: 5205, calm down, and don't try to kill her.
5205: But... Ugh, fine...
5205: *Pulls out a netherite sharpness 1000 sword and kill all of them* I didn't even have to try...
5205: Well, feel free to stay with us then, I will give you instructions how to fix your world if you want.
106: Oh hell no! I had to see him after I lost a bet with 5205 and it didn't end well.
5205: Didn't end well? For who?
106: For me, I am still shaking after that.
5205: You melted part of his head because of that! He is in way worse condition than you! And thanks to you he doesn't want to see us anymore!
049: Honestly? I haven't seen a single one for over 30 years now, so I don't even remember how they look like.
035: Another SCP like me? It would be fun to meet them.
999: ... Fuck.
5205: 999...
999: Well, I can't say that word... But I can say this: Entschuldigung alle zussamen.
5205: It is fine 999, you were forced to do that.
682-1: Uhm, I think I have done that one already? But you can send me on the arena after this ask.
953: Bright, and it didn't end well for him.
5205: Not again...
4666: Come here... *Jumps on 5205*
5205: *Stops 4666 in time* Okay, I can either send him to a Void, universal, multiversal, megaversal, it doesn't matter, he will be alone for the eternity, I can turn off his immortality with commands and perform a magnificent massacre on him, or I can do the same thing I did to my Yule Man and send him straight to hell... Which one should I do guys?
Everyone: *Votes for one of three options and the hell option wins*
5205: A classic, alright. *Opens a portal to hell and sends Yule Man to one of Cerberus' mouths*
173: These ones are not mine!
5205: Everyone will die one day, true, but let them live their lifes normally.
5205: *Reverses what has been done* It would not end well...
049: It hasn't been asked yet, but I am afraid that I cannot fulfill that completly, because I don't know play writers. But alright, 035, you are an idiot.
035: Watch your words bird face, I can easily defeat you in a fight.
049: It was a dare, I didn't want to do that, sorry.
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073: Mekhane is known as The Broken God, is that correct?
5205: Yes, and we are making sure that his parts don't get connected again. And about Yaldabaoth, I have destroyed her long time ago.
5205: *Opens a portal for him* Go through, quick!
035: Not again...
Author: I do, and they look adorable as neekos, but I will do it only for this part and the next one.
096: Why do you hate us Author?
Author: Don't complain 096, 2 parts is better than 10, isn't it?
096: ...
5205: Okay, put on the next set of questions.
Author: I... I have reached a limit of 20 pictures per part...
5205: Not again... How many more do you have?
Author: 4 more, that's too little for another part.
5205: Then I announce a coffee break and you can release this part, while readers will ask you few more questions and in at least one hour we will make another one.