5205: So, are you ready for the next part?
Author: Yes, but lets make it quickly, because I don't have much time.
Bright: Me on a therapy? Please, I have seen worse things.
5205: Well, universal commands may be broken, but with multiversal commands or even megaversal you can do everything. I just had to give myself admin permissions and then I took it away.
Author: Luckily I think that me and 5205 have an answer for that.
5205: Well, that is true, I am way stronger than Author despite the fact that he created me, but he can still destroy me easier than I can destroy him. Since he is my creator, he has access to the "delete" button and if I did something wrong, then not only he would delete me, but also this entire universe. That makes him an opponent I will never be able to defeat, but because we are friends, then we don't have to fight at all.
Author: About the second question, it really depends on the situation, and he has already met multiple characters who were able to break the forth wall. And about the last question, I think that somewhere in this ask we all got turned into opposite gender and we had to react to that.
105: Yes, but no matter how many AUs we will see, 5205 will always have more of them on his account than all of us combined.
5205: Don't complain, because for some of them I regret that I had to be there and wanted to erase them from existance.
173: For example...?
5205: Underlust...
5205: Pretty good except the Rick, he has a painful hangover right now. He tried to beat me in drinking contest.
096: Yep, I am fine, thanks for asking.
Author: Yeah, I enjoyed writing that particular one-shot. And yes, I am working on something, but it takes ages to write.
5205: It won't work, sorry. In here we are shipping her with Author and it doesn't matter if he likes it or not.
953: Well, he would definitely not complain if not the fact, that you have added this goddamn horniness poison to my tea at the beginning of this ask!
5205: Oh c'mon, at least you two would have some fun together and have kids.
Author: *Holds his hand over the "delete story" button* Make your apology, now!
5205: You wouldn't dare...
Author: Yes I would.
5205: She will be erased too, I hope you are aware of that.
953: He made a save file for me in his universe, even if the story gets deleted, I will survive.
5205: Okay fine... I am sorry...
Author: Good. Apology accepted.
5205: I am sorry that I have added these drops to her and not yours tea...
Author: *Hits 5205 with a bat* Go to horny jail!
5205: *Loses consciousness*
Lucy: Since I am his wife and he is unconscious, then I will answer this for him. I wish I could, but they are in school right now.
Author: And I will answer the next one, I have tried making his file in my universe, but it simply didn't work, I have decided that it was terrible and didn't post it.
Lucy: Well, he is not any of these, that's for sure.
999: I did.
035: Wait, what is an undernovela?
5205: *Shows an entire presentation about undernovela AU*
035: ... This is too complicated for me.
Author: Please, it is not that hard 035.
035: It is Author. And about my dare, I don't know, I am not a good dancer.
5205: I will take care of that. *Teleports to Flowey and screams at him in his demonic form which makes Flowey terrified* You are welcome.
5205: For us it is [System error, data corrupted].
035: Uhm, what did you say 5205?
5205: Oh... Right... You won't be able to remember him anyway...
173: Will that even work?
5205: I highly doubt it, because I can't locate any underfresh universe with SCPs. But there is a chance that my radar is broken.
Author: Very close. All of you readers who ask those questions have a form of energy in this universe. Yes, this energy takes a form of a humanoid which represents your character in reality, and they only appear when a certain question is ongoing. However, those humanoids don't have an exact appearance of you so we have no idea how all of you really look like. And SCPs see readers too, you are all visible for us.
173: Do all of us have to answer this question?
5205: No, only those who want to answer.
Gate Guardian: Dog.
049-J: Cat.
053: Cat.
066: Snake.
085: Hamster.
191: Dog.
353: Tiger.
735: Lion.
990: Cat.
5205: We wanted to add her to the Ask, but she didn't want to participate. I have no idea where she is now.
682-1: Wrong universe my friend, 5205 already defeated him. But if you want to destroy yours in your multiverse, then we will gladly help you.
5205: 2521? He is cool.
Author: You just said the forbidden name!
5205: Chill, he won't take me anyway, he knows that he would lose a fight with me.
2599: It is fine, and no problem, I don't like horrors either.
049: Yeah, long time ago but Author was too lazy to announce it in the Ask. And she is a doctor, like me.
166: Please no...
5205: I have a better idea. *Catches Bright and forces him to listen to that*
Bright: Why is it always me?!
Clef: Because you have swapped my oil for weapons with a lube.
Bright: ... I guess I deserved that.
5205: And now we have got it, only 1 universe which matches everything! *Opens a portal* Feel free to go through, my mission has been finished.
5205: Wait, you have found him? I tried to locate him for a long time without a success, because something was blocking my radar.
Bright: Then tell me how to do it!
5205: I know it is interesting, especially since I have put multiple false information in there to keep the real ones protected. And I don't know, I don't want to break yours by accident.
105: Cheers! *Takes the photo and looks at it* Uhm... 5205, you should check it...
5205: *Checks it* Woah, that looks good.