Just 2 Random

By Pinecone_xox

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Hey there beauties of the world, how ya doing? This book is basically random stuff I find on the internet and... More

Intro
Lets Waste 3,000 Years
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How To Sound Australian
Cousins
Imma Vacuum
Gooooooooogle
Meet My Love
Damn Mamma
Solve Your Problems
5 Annoying Seconds
One Direction
Works Like A Charm
I Know How To Spell
Boys And Girls
I'm Too Random
Still Existing
Funny Maths Question
Teenages These Days
TurdFest
Dreams
Pick-Up Line Gone Wrong
Its A Hard Knock Life
Random Convos
A Visit To England
This Is Awesome
MyPod
Emoji Meanings
20% Left
Why Do We Need School?
The Invention
Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater
An Apple A Day
School Standings
Coooooookies!
Damn!
Rebels!
Spongebobs Life
Lion King Joke
LOVE YOU GOD!
Dirty Pick-Up Lines
Facebook In Real Life
You Are Lazy
Make Your Own Sentence
Band Name
Weird Mamma
Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass
English Muffin
A Fact Of Life
5 Fingers
Longest Joke Ever
Exercise.... Please....
Dino-Heels
FANTASTIC!
Accidents And Kids
So Inspriational...
Bestfriend
Bestfriend, Again
MePhobia
Smile Forever
Awwwww
Comeback
My Bed Just.. Speaks To Me
What I Need
LSHMSFOAIDMT
Lemons
Tricky Tricky
Really Really Endangered
Send This To Your BF / GF
Hehehehe
Farting Rainbows
Damn Yo Breath Stinks!
Big Difference
Wait A Second...
AHHHHHHH
IM IRONMAN!
I'm Too Sexy For You!
Riddles!
Riddle Answers
Popstick Humour!
Drake You Duck!
DumbleDory
Break That Newspaper!
Dang You Internet!
Coke And Monopoly
Marriage
Tree Carvings
My New Book!
Backwards
Laws Of A Toddler
Made Of Money
Them Undies Though
Don't Like Me?
So True
Poem Thingy
I Got No Attitude
Funny Sayings
Sexy Imagination
Nah, Never Was Normal
Here's To The Crazy Ones
Christmas
Soooo Drunk
This Dress
Authors Note
Miley Cyrus Joke
It Sucks
Authors Note!!
Funny Facebook
In The Future
Birthday Balloons
This Is Quite Dirty
Celebrity Facts #1
Very Important (A.N)
Omfg So True
Yeah, You Really Shouldn't
Don't Do It
The Death Of Me
Bitch Repellent
Kids Before, Kids Now
Texting Conversation
Ew you like him?!
I.D Cards Be Like
Yo Mama Jokes
White Crayons
I'm A Dog
F*ck You Wattpad
Do You Wanna Kiss?
Retard Mode
Yeah You Braggers!
February 30th
Me... I Mean Sexy Beast
Sandwich Hearts
Nothing Is Impossible
Music Ask
Can't Live Without Internet
Bad Case Of 'Heartbreak'
Ouch
Patrick
Nice Job Dreamworks
For The Girls...
Class Fun
Typing.....
Sooooo Gonna Help Me
Have To Say 'Yes'
Insalt Me
The Marriage Life
Sooooo Meeeee
Free Hugs?
I Look Like...
Airplane Mode
Johnnys Bitch
You Are All Adorable!
Funny Fortune Cookie Answers
B.I.T.C.H
Waitered Too Long
Stress
Everything Is Farting
Things To Do Today
What I Do In Public
Them Old Days
Fishes
I Would Love Homework...
Comebacks To Smart Arses
Time Spent In The Shower
Celebrities Are Awkward
Head Or Heart?
So Accurate
Internet Baby
Knight In Shining Armour
T.F.I.O.S
Food Channel
Milkshakes
Dogs Are Vicious
Down Low, Too Slow
Stupid Hair Problem
Annoying Shit
My Fav Wattpad Books
The Difference Between Them
The Biggest Pain
Upsexy

Completely Useless

92 2 2
By Pinecone_xox

Here is a list of completely useless facts that might actually be useful someday!

1. Snow White and the 7 dwarfs were actually based on cocaine, the 7 dwarfs were each side affect from the drug.

2. If Barbie was real, she would be too skinny to bear children and to disproportionate to walk upright.

3. Mosquito bite? Press a hot spoon onto the spot. The heat will destroy the reaction and the itching will stop.

4. Mila Kunis has heterochromia irodum which gives her two different coloured eyes. One eye being brown and the other being green.

5. A Big Mac has the nutrition value as three cups of dog diarrhoea.

6. The voice of Spongebob Squarepants is married to the woman who voices Planktons computer wife Karen.

7. There are 84 people in the USA named 'Lol'.

8. Studies suggest that using sarcasm can improve your IQ.

9. There are 7 billion people in the world. If you met each person for 1 second it would take 32 years to meet everyone.

10. It's impossible to sneeze in your sleep.

11. Only 2% of the worlds population has green eyes.

12. There's an 84% chance that if your 16 or older you've already met the person you'll marry.

13. Coca Cola translated in Chinese means 'to make mouth happy'.

14. Babies born on the 1st of January are said to be the luckiest babies throughout their lives.

15. Bananas and humans share about half of the same DNA which means humans are 50% identical to bananas.

16. An elephant can die from a broken heart.

17. Creative people have a short attention span, are easily distracted and tend to talk to themselves more often.

18. A Swedish couple named their kid 'Brfxxccxmnpccccllllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb111116' and they said the name is pronounced like 'Albin'.

19. On an average, woman cry between 30 to 64 times a year. Men cry up to six times a year.

20. Blondes have more hair than any other colour.

21. Watching TV can cause people to eat more. The more entertaining the show is, the more you are likely to eat.

22. Best friends have conversations impossible to understand by other people.

23. Zebras are actually black with white strips, not white with black stripes.

24. A strawberry is not an actual berry, but a banana is.

25. Ke$ha and Shakira both have IQ's of 140 (the average is 100)

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