louis: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY LIAM
liam: my birthday isn't for almost a week
louis: i like to plan ahead. and technically its your birthweek
liam: oh wow
louis: so what do you want this year? my ass is already yours just saying
liam: oh so you're gonna be pervy again today? oh joy
louis: and i know that joy is nowhere near sarcastic ;)
louis: since the first time i saw you and found out your birthday, i wanted to wish you in person
louis: now finally we're talking and i get to wish you yay
liam: you can wish me in person too you know
louis: i will ;)
liam: oh please. just like last week you were going to just walk up to me and tell me who you were? hilarious
liam: you're such a wuss
louis: oi! you know my reasons, i'm conflicted
liam: good excuses
louis: but its adorable how eager you are to meet me
liam: you know why
louis: no i dont. do enlighten me ;)
liam: ugh because i want to put an end to this or something
louis: or something? mhmm
liam: yes. now you are going to show up to my birthday party at my house next week and telling me who you are
louis: why.. am i invited? aw shucks. i might just arrive naked with a bow on my head
liam: well the whole junior and senior class is invited every year
liam: suit yourself. i'll recognize you more easily then
liam: unless you're not a junior or a senior???
louis: pshhh i'm a junior! but the problem here is that i'm not like one of the students who usually attend parties like yours
louis: but damn, i wish i had a huge house and my parents were this cool. you're such a cliché jock liam haha
liam: heyyy
louis: and i have such a cliché crush on you smh
louis: and i'm texting you in such a cliché way oh my god my life is so cliché right now! fück the author of this book!
liam: you do know this is real life and you're not in a book... right?
louis: i like to pretend i am so i can curse the author when something bad happens now shush
louis: but lucky you lili, nobody even remembers my birthday
liam: you cant be serious. about the last thing?
louis: sadly i am. only my best friends remember and wish me. my family? nope they ignore it
liam: well that really sucks. its supposed to be your special day. i'm sorry
louis: dont be liam, now i have you to wish me this year so i'm all ok ❤
liam: oh i guess hah
liam: so you're going to be at my party and thats final
louis: well like i said, people like me dont attend parties like yours daddy
liam: are you saying that you're too cool for my party?
louis: *rolls eyes* the exact opposite actually
louis: no one would even let me in to your party liam
liam: i'm personally inviting you
louis: your meathead track team mates wont let me in without punching me
liam: if they dont let you in then you tell them your name and that i invited you, easy. they'll ask me and i'll say yes
louis: you are a lot sneakier and smarter than you let on. i am impressed liam
liam: why thank you
louis: what, no babe this time? ;)
liam: shut up
liam: and i dare you to show up to my party, walk up to me and tell me who you are. if you wont then you might just be the biggest coward
louis: oh you wait. this time i'll be there.. somehow
liam: huh. we'll see
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#CleverLiam whoaaa. A round of applause for smart Liam that shows up very unexpectedly xD
Now a lot of stuff will happen at Liam's party and don't worry, you won't miss out because of the text talk format I assure you ;)
This is random bUT I CAN NOW DM 4/5 OF MY BABIES I CRY! PLS SOMEONE ADD ME IN A HARRY DM I'LL LOVE YOU 5EVER ❤❤