follow me my ego needs it
january 19th 2021
"and the winner of kaques love or host is..."
corpse and maia were at the edge of their seats, waiting for the winner to be announced.
"THE WINNER IS-"
oh, you're wondering how we got here? you need context? ugh fine.
so it all started a bit over two weeks ago..
"what did you just say?" kate asked tommy baffled
"have a love or host! think about it! free clout and its fun! AND ILL BE ABLE TO BE YOUR GUEST!!" tommy shouted excitedly trough the discord call, slightly hurting katrina and tubbos ears
"i dont think that-"
"it sounds like a good idea." tubbo butted in
"thats an amazing idea tommy!" she responded cheerfully not skipping a beat right after tubbo stated his opinion. this made tommy throw a little baby tantrum
as conversation flowed, kate prayed that the topic would be forgotten, but a few days later when she got a dm from austin on twitter mentioning tommys name, she knew it hadnt.
so why not participate?
and thats how we got here!
also, before i forget, kate didnt tell anyone about it, just waited for them to find out on their own from twitter.
and thats EXACTLY why clay was pissy when he found out the day before the show.
"why didnt you tell me!?" he whined for the umpteenth time
"oh my god youre severely underdeveloped for fucks sake! ive told you 6 times already, only tommy and tubbo knew because they were there during the original idea! i didnt tell anyone!"
"but why-"
"i know this might be hard to believe because youre a leo but the world doesnt revolve around you." she said with a non-serious tone
a silence rested for a few seconds before he mumbled out a small "ouch"
kate laughed wholeheartedly
"go sleep, i literally see your eyes drooping." she raised an eyebrow cockily at him to which he shot a playful glare in return
"fine.." he mumbled, the smile not being able to go away.
neither of them hung up for a few seconds
"are you gonna hang u-"
"no-"
"oh my god-" and with that kate finally ended the 3h long facetime call
clay was left giddy in his room, feeling like a lovestruck teenager. his smile kept getting impossibly wider and the little daydreams he did throughout the day all came crashing back making the tips of his ears turn red.
he covered his face with his hand out of embarrassment and rolled onto his back.
why, oh why, was he fantasizing about kissing her so much.
during breakfast the other day
then at the store another
then whilst doing laundry today
and only god knows how many more.
now, nick walked in on his best friend laying in bed in a starfish position, looking redder than hed ever seen him before
"eyo dude what the fu-"
"im in love."
"uck.."
".."
"dnf confi-"
"SAPNAP."
"AND THE WINNER OF KAQUES LOVE OR HOST, BETWEEN MXMTOON AND CORPSE HUSBAND IS..."
"CORPSE!"
austin, kate and maia all cheered for the faceless streamers victory
"oh wow, uh, i wasn't expecting that" he laughed lightly
"yeah neither was i, why didnt you pick me!? were married!?" maia complained in a lighthearted tone
"maia. 3 months ago exactly you said, and i quote "dude if you ever have a love or host im hosting you." AND YOU WONDER WHY??"
maia opened and closed her mouth a couple times like a fish before settling on an answer "fair."
"and that actually ties perfectly together because maia.. picked...."
"HOST!!"
maia smiled cockily and confidently before quickly saying "follow me on every platform known to mankind mxmtoon i repeat em ex em toon" and left quickly after
"well, uh, okay.. anyway.. CORPSE PICKED..."
"he picked.."
"LOVE!"
cheers ran throughout the call as tommy and tubbo randomly joined scaring the shit out of kate
"TOMMY WHAT THE FU-"
the date went well.
i think.
they got married in stardew valley and started a "weed farm" as corpse liked to call it.
the viewer response was overwhelmingly positive when they didnt look at twitter.com
the viewers there enjoyed their dynamic and corpse had to explain multiple times that theyve been acquainted for years now and he decided to join her love or host for fun and nothing was gonna happen after.
but because both of them are evil theyd say "unless" every time either of them shut down any shipping
there were some 12yr olds on twitter complaining and saying how kate "stole corpse from them" or from sykunno which she just laughed at.
she really didnt care.
katrina went over and called clay because she promised to after the love or host.
"what?" he asked annoyed
it took katrina a second to respond because how he answered shocked her "hey! the love or hose went well" she chirped happily
"okay. thats nice. need anything?"
ok what the fuck.
she was beyond confused and mildly upset
she expected to be able to gush to him about the fact the person shes been following for years went onto HER love or host and he picks up like this?
"okay dick, whats your problem?" she asked, her tone rough
"oh i dont know, maybe i wanna be left alone? go talk with corpse or something" he grumbled
and it clicked
a smirk etched itself onto her face and cockily she asked "are you jealous babe?" the mocking clear as day in her tone
"what!? no!" he immediately became defensive and a bit flustered after the "babe" nickname
"woah, i knew this would get a rise out of you, but still.. you really are obsessed. kitten"
(THIS IS FROM AN OLD TIKTOK AUDIO I DO NOT CALL PEOPLE KITTEN UNIRONICALLY)
"what!? dont call me kitten!"
she just laughed and ended the call.
kate paused.
wait.
why was he jealous?
"oh fuck."
hi smexies
IM SO SORRY THIS CHAPTERS ALL OVER THE PLACE
i wanna say sorry for the huge lack of updates ive just been dealing with a lot of stuff like my mental and physical health as well as school just pegging me no lube
we have roughly 10 chapters til the end and ill try and get them out every weekend at least! i hope you all have a great day! :D