Cale: (frustrated) Fuck me
Choi Han: I would love to
Cale: What?
Choi Han: What?
(Morning)
Choi Han: (Practicing his swordsmanship)
Ron: He's pretty good. Even though he's so big, he is still able to move at a fast speed while controlling his movements so that they are smooth and quick. His thrusts are also-
Cale: (red faced) Ron, stop.
Ron: ...?
On and Hong: *Braiding Cale's hair*
Raon: *Makes a flower crown for Cale*
Alberu: Wow, you look almost as good as me now.
Choi Han:
Beacrox: (Suspicious look) Why do you want to learn cooking?
Choi Han: (thinks of Cale's eating face) (innocent smile) None of your business
Cale: (sneezes)
Count Deruth: So... You're saying that you want a replica of your shirt?
Choi Han: Yes
Count Deruth: Even though your clothes are much bigger than Cale's?
Choi Han: Yes
Count Deruth: And you want my son to wear it?
Choi Han: Yes
Count Deruth: Why?
Choi Han: (thinking about how cute Cale would look in his oversized turtleneck)
Choi Han: To show him my love and loyalty.
Count Deruth: But wouldn't Cale wearing it mean the other way around-
Countess Violan: Just do what he asked.
Cale: Choi Han, did you hear what I said?
Choi Han: How am I supposed to focus on anything else when you're right in front of me, Cale-nim?
Cale:
Cale: (blushing) Ok I'll only let it pass this one time.
*Cale wearing a revealing dress and Choi Han walks in*
Cale: Wait, I can explain-
Choi Han: Please take your time explaining, Cale-nim.
Choi Han: C-Cale-nim, did you just flirt with me?
Cale:
Cale: I literally said that I'm in love with you.
Choi Han: That doesn't answer the question.
Choi Han: Cale-nim, I learnt some philosophy from Raon!
Cale: Hm?
Choi Han: *ahem ahem* Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Cale:
Cale: Make them bleed and faint but keep them alive?
Choi Han: No.
Choi Han: Could you please try not to sacrifice yourself and die for 5 minutes, Cale-nim?
Cale: My record is 4, but I'll try.
Cale: I'm an idiot.
Choi Han:
Ron:
Raon:
Alberu:
Cale:
Choi Han: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this will be quite a long day.
Alberu: Choi Han, why do you always wear that turtleneck? People can see your whole body because of how thin it is, don't you get cold?
Choi Han: *looks at Cale while blushing*
Alberu: You know what, I take back my words.
Cale: I've done a lot of dumb things.
Choi Han: I witnessed Cale-nim doing the dumb things.
Raon: I recorded our weak human doing the dumb things!
Alberu: I joined in on doing the dumb things.
Ron: I tried stopping you from doing the dumb things, young master-nim. And look where that got us.
Cale:
Cale: Ok fair, but we did save a lot of people, right?
Ron: (benign smile)
Choi Han: Bye Cale-nim! Bye Raon! Bye On! Bye Hong! Bye Cale-nim!
Raon: You said bye to our human twice.
Choi Han: I like Cale-nim.
Rosalyn: Would you stab someone you care about for 10 million gold?
Raon: No! I don't want to hurt our human even for money!
Choi Han: I would rather stab someone who dares to think of hurting Cale-nim.
Cale: Why wouldn't I want 10 million gold by stabbing myself?
Mary: What is love?
Cale: Baby don't hurt m- *bites his own tongue*
Mary: ?
Cale: *holding his mouth and shaking his head* n-nmphmm (nothing)
Cale: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeves.
Choi Han: I think you mean cards, Cale-nim.
Cale: *pulls out knives from his sleeves* Don't look like cards to me.
Cale: You are the love of my life, I would do anything for you.
Choi Han: Then will you please eat 3 meals a day have a decent sleep schedule?
Cale: Haha. No.
Cale: What do you think of the outfit? Do you like it?
Choi Han: Not as much as I like what's underneath it.
Cale: (blushing) C-Choi Han..?
Alberu: (stands up) Aaand meeting adjourned.
Executives at the meeting: (shuffles out of the room awkwardly)
Hello, Jelly here! Sorry that this is not an actual chapter, but I really wanted to write something so that people aren't just left with a cliffhanger for another week or two since, surprise, I'm about to have a really big exam soon! And also a really important project that I need to focus on. And another important school work I have to do... But! If I just work a little harder I might be able to squeeze in an extra chapter on the weekend. Maybe. Hope you enjoyed the incorrect quotes that I both found and made up myself! Thank you for reading, and have a good rest of your day!
-Jelly