Konosuba (malereader X megumin

By ginrip

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You have the powers of ulquiorra cifer within the "wonderful" world of konosuba all cause you up and died. wa... More

dead as expected...
Explosion loli and an adventure
Cabbages and an odd knight
Exposition and glorious explosion's!
A price for this cursed sword!
A conclusion to this worthless fight!
A Second Death in This Freezing Season!
A Background for this unfortunate protagonist
Love for a recovering protagonist

an explosion for this formidable foe

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By ginrip

You awaken in the morning, and God did you sleep well.

Y/n: ^that stable was horrid, it must suck to be Kazuma right about now, although he did sleep next to a goddess so who know's^

You get out of bed and put on your clothes, deciding you needed new clothes and having some money spare you leave to go purchase some, as you walk out you see Megumin waiting.

Y/n: good morning.

Megumin: hello.

Y/n: I am going to head to the store if you want to come with me?

Megumin: what are you getting?

Y/n: clothes, figure these ones don't fit this era.

Megumin: era?

Y/n: well they are my clothes from when I was alive.

Megumin: oh I see.

An awkward silence fell and you decided to break it.

Y/n: ....well let's go.

Megumin: alright, but don't forget we have to go use explosion today!

You giggle softly

Y/n: I won't.

You Both leave and head towards the clothing store as you began to think.

Y/n: ^why am I so comfortable talking about my past? I mean not even a week ago I was mentally wrecked but it's like I don't feel it anymore, does it have to do with Ulquiorra's aspect of death being nihilism? I hope it doesn't get any worse...^

Megumin: hey y/n, is that Kazuma?

As you were approaching the store you saw Kazuma getting new clothes as well.

Y/n: hey Kazuma.

Kazuma: Oh hi y/n.

Y/n: how did you sleep?

Kazuma: horribly thank you, and where the hell were you?

Y/n: I didn't give my money to some blue thing so I had enough to rent an inn for quite a while.

You feel Kazuma's internal monologue complaining about how you have a decent life and he does not.

Y/n: anyway I'm here to buy clothes, or well get them custom made.

Kazuma glares at you.

Y/n: anyway I am off to do that.

Megumin: can I come with you?

Y/n: no, it's a bit embarrassing.

Megumin: please?

Y/n: n-

You notice her eyes glowing faintly as if in anticipation, her cuteness undeniable as she looks down blushing lightly.

Y/n: alright then, come on.

Megumin: alright! ^Yes!^

You Both walk into the store and you walk up to the cashier.

Y/n: excuse me, sir, do you guys do custom outfits?

Cashier: how much are you willing to pay?

Y/n: about 500000 eris.

Cashier: in that case right this way sir.

Y/n: ^he got a whole lot more chummy when he knew my bank account, whatever...^

He leads you and megumin over to a lady who you assumed was in charge of custom order's.

Tailor: greetings, I hear you here for a custom order?

Y/n: Yes, please.

She takes a few looks at you.

Tailor: that your shirt off we have to get your measurements.

You comply with her instruction as she measures you and megumin clearly getting jealous snaps.

Megumin: do you have to be so hand's on!

Tailor: oh? And would you be his girlfriend? You can help me measure him if you want.

That instantly shut megumin up as if her brain broke.

Tailor: well?

Megumin: alright...

Y/n: huh?!?!?!

She joins the tailor in measuring you making you blush redder than a tomato.

Megumin: are...are you okay?

Y/n: I am perfect, thanks for asking.

Tailor: well what kind of outfit do you want?

Y/n: a white jacket, black sash, and a white hakama.

A/n: or more simply Ulquiorra's outfit.

Tailor: can do.

Y/n: how long will it take?

Tailor: give me about ten minutes.

Y/n: damn that's quick.

Tailor: well you have to work fast for a handsome high paying customer.

Y/n: yeah, thanks for that.

You wait outside until your outfit is prepared, you begin to grin.

Y/n: did you enjoy that, megumin?

She just blushes.

Megumin: you said you admire someone right?

Y/n: yeah?

Megumin: who is it?

Y/n: it's-

Tailor: sir your suit is ready!

Y/n: I'll tell you later.

Megumin sighs.

Megumin: alright...

Seeing her so upset hurt you...much to your shock, so you walk over to her and hug her whispering into her ear.

Y/n: I promise I'll tell you, so keep your chin up.

She hugs you back.

Megumin: alright!

you walk over to try out your new outfit and it fit like a glove much to your surprise honestly.

Y/n: it fits, you must use some form of magic?

Tailor: well I am a merchant class so we do have some abilities that help with this sort of thing.

Y/n: I didn't think about that, well thank you.

you walk out of the building in your new outfit noticeably turning a few heads.

Y/n: ready to go?

Megumin turns and looks at you.

Megumin: so cool!

Kazuma: yeah, for real man!

Y/n: thanks.

You smile weakly

Y/n: let's go then.

You head back to The guild and Kazuma shows off his new gear to the others, furthermore you learn that a demon kings general lives nearby now hence why there is no "easy" quest, which annoys you greatly but besides that everything went back to normal with you going on explosion quest with Megumin learning more and more and growing closer and closer but the scheduled day for the party to meet was today so you all met at the guild.

Y/n: aqua why are you crying?

Aqua: Kazuma was being mean to me.

Darkness: Kazuma, you went too far in your verbal outburst.

Y/n: you just say that because you're jealous.

Darkness: what I-

Kazuma: he's right you know.

After a bit of bickering, an announcement occurs and calls all adventures to the city gate and there stands the demon king's general himself.

Y/n: ^oh great^

Dullahan: why?! Why do you keep launching explosives at my castle?!

Megumin&Y/n: ^oh no it's our fault.^

Dullahan: we let this city slide under the pretense that everyone here is worthless and this is how we are repaid?

Everyone starts to panic.

Dullahan: who is responsible for this?! Tell me and I may just spare the lives of the others!

You see megumin hesitate and step forward.

Y/n: that would be me.

Dullahan: you! I demand you stop bombarding my castle!

Y/n: what is your name?

Dullahan: what?

Y/n: what. Is. Your. Name.

Verdia: my name is verdia.

Y/n: good I am f/n l/n, nice to meet you, now that pleasantries are done, will you leave this place?

Verdia: only if you swear to stop bombarding my castle.

Y/n: Alr-

Megumin: we will not!

Megumin pipes up much to your annoyance.

Verdia: and who might you be?

Megumin does her whole intro that the author is too lazy to write.

Verdia: so you are intent on blowing up my castle you pathetic witch?

Y/n: don't dare insult her...

Your mana was leaking out of you causing the air itself to tremble and become heavy with your rage.

Verdia: and what if I do?

Y/n: I will kill you...

Verdia: in that case try it!

You charge at him but he prepared a death curse already and hit you with it.

Y/n: damn it!

Verdia: so you know what this is? You will die unless you break the curse within a week and the only way you will do that is to come to my castle and best Me!

The dullahan leaves as quickly as he arrived and megumin ran up to you crying.

Megumin: I am so sorry... this is all my fault.

Y/n: why are you crying?

Kazuma walks up as well.

Kazuma: don't worry kid, we will storm the castle and break your curse!

Y/n: why do you care?

Darkness also approaches.

Darkness: by my honor as a crusader we will lift this curse!

Megumin: yeah! We will save you from death!

Y/n: guys guys, don't worry, I wouldn't want to trouble you all.

Megumin slaps you gently but firmly.

Megumin: we are your friends! We can't leave you to do this alone.

Kazuma nods.

Y/n: friends. ^so this is what having friends is like...^

Aqua: sacred curse dispel!

Aqua lifted your curse which was...well unexpected and much to the chagrin of the others.

Y/n: well that was anti-climatic...

Aqua: I am a goddess, after all, a silly curse like that is no problem to me.

Y/n: First godly thing you have done.

Kazuma: I know right!

you all begin to head back to your homes but on the way back you stop everyone.

Y/n: hey guys.

Kazuma: what's up?

Y/n: thank you all...

Megumin: for what?

Y/n: for being my friends...

A small silence falls upon the group.

Kazuma: No problem man.

Darkness: it has been my pleasure.

Y/n: a bit too much in my opinion.

You all part way's except You and Megumin, as you well live in the same Inn.

Y/n: so megu-

Megumin: Don't scare me like that again!

Y/n: huh?

Megumin: I thought you were going to die!

Y/n: it's not that big of a deal...

Megumin: it is to me!

you didn't know how to respond to this so you walked quietly.

Megumin: I thought I had lost you! do you not know what that feels like?

Y/n: I......don't.

Megumin: well it feels terrible!

by this point you felt terrible as well, I mean really you made the little girl cry.

Y/n: I...I'm sorry.

Megumin: Promise you won't be so reckless.

Y/n: We live in a profession where death is a constant, I will make no such promise as I would be lying...but I will try my best.

Megumin: good enough.

you reach the inn and go your separate ways, you decide to nod off because after all that lecturing you were tired but one last thought remained in your head.

Y/n: ^god she is cute when she is all worked up, whether it be positive or negative.^

with that you drifted off to sleep, having pleasant dream's that I will leave to your imagination.

END

A/n: hey guy's just wanted to say thank's for the support and you are all truly amazing, I hope you have the best day, Cya again soon.



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