Capricorn: I can't believe my parents are making me be a host for the talent show. Someone please audition
Virgo- I would but I don't want to.
Sagittarius: I can do a magic act!
Pisces: Who are you going to saw in half?
Gemini- Me!!!
Capricorn: I'll have an EMT ready
Cancer- I'll tame a puppy. Hey, Puppy! Wanna help me out?
Pisces: Can't. I'm trying to convince the principal to let me do that ribbon thing. The one where you dance in the air holding on to ribbons. What's it called?
Aries- Being sexy!
Scorpio: Can I beat someone up with Karate for the talent show?
Capricorn: You can break a cinderblock. No people
Taurus- I want to see you break something!!
Scorpio: It'd be awesome!
Aries-Yes!!!
Scorpio: Guys, we should do a parkour/fight scene! Think about it. Doing flips and tricks and then having a fight.
Taurus- Yea, man!
Capricorn: Okay. So we have at least one interesting thing I can announce. For those of you who are talentless, will anybody co-host this with me?
Virgo- fine.
Capricorn: Thank you. I promise it won't be like last year with that nervous kid puking
Virgo- I refuse to clean any vomit. I will walk out of the school and never come back.
Sagittarius: I promise I won't barf this year
Gemini- Picses, we can't go! Must meet up with the rest of the cult that day!
Pisces: Don't you mean 'book club'?
Aquarius: .... How dumb do you think we are?
Capricorn: My sense of logic is telling me to refrain from answering that
Virgo- There are things wrong with you people.
Sagittarius: Thank you
Cancer- ... You guys are being boring. The one time I'm awake. I am going to sleep.
Libra: Goodnight
Sagittarius: Sleep tight
Pisces: Don't let the bed bugs
Scorpio: Bite
Aquarius: okay then...
Capricorn: -_- idiots
Gemini- We love you!
Leo- We'll miss you!
Aries- Could you not?
Virgo- Morons.
End of Talent Show
Emma is amazed at the amount of IQ points everyone has
Sky agrees... It is strange.