Hiya! Back again! About the Milly and Sean's birthday chapter, I wanted to post it next week due to me being a unmotivated little rat. Anyways enjoy!
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Jake, standing on a balcony: *sneezes*
Daisy, from the balcony above: Bless you.
Jake: An angel?
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Hailey, trying to look at the view outside: Jake, can you please move....you are blocking the view.
Jake, standing there, proudly: I am the view.
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Police officer: I am pulling over because you are trying to fit four on a bik-
Sean with Milly, Luke and Zander sitting behind him: Wait, only four?
Police officer: Yes, you, her and these two-
Milly: Darn it, Hailey fell off. No wonder, no one was scolding us.
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Airport Security: No liquids allowed on the plane.
Jake: Okay. *Drink it*
Airport Security:....
Airport Security: People usually just throw off the shampoo.
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Luke: Hey....uh Elliot, can I borrow some tools from the garden shed?
Elliot: Yea, s-sure. What are you planting?
Luke: I can't simply leave any evidence.
Elliot: Oh...uh..just reminding that most areas for hiding bodies are occupied at the moment, maybe you c-can check the north side of the garden!
Luke:.....
Luke: I was talking the fact that I broke a pot but HOW MANY BODIES DID YOU HIDE-
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Hailey: Zander, please just apologize and stop the feud.
Zander: Jeez...how many times do I have to say sorry?
Hailey: Once would be enough, Zander.
Zander: Hmmm....
Zander: No.
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Liam: If I punch myself, am I weak or strong?
Jake: Strong.
Henry: Weak.
Drew: An idiot.
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Jake: Y'know, water is very useful!
Jake: Want clear skin?
Jake: Drink water!
Jake: Want to lose weight?
Jake: Drink water!
Luke: Tired of someone bothering you and your loved ones?
Elliot: Drown them! :D
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Henry: Hello darkness smile friend......
Liam: Why the hell are you here, it's 3am.
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Hailey: I haven't slept for three days straight because of the music competition and am on the verge of a mental breakdown.
Hailey: *Grabs one of the DVDs without looking and bite it*
Hailey: Well damn, this isn't the grape salad I asked for.
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A/N: No motivation strikes again and thanks for reading, voting, commenting and ya ya....I am sleepy, bye-
Ps. What is your favorite mlb(miraculous ladybug) ship?
My favorites are actually Julerose (Juleka x Rose) and
Marc x Nathaniel (idk, how to type their ship name).
I Multi-ship but those two ships are my fave.
Anyways, toodles peeps~